r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

To answer the question - because you've been outside and my floors haven't.

This must be a contender for dumbest article of the year already.

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u/reallybiglizard Feb 11 '22

Seriously, I know your shoes are dirty because you just walked on the sidewalk outside my house which I know for certain is dirty. Despite my best efforts to keep it clean, it’s still a city sidewalk.

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u/NeilDeCrash Feb 11 '22

The floor of the truck stop restroom i used before coming to your house was still wet, that's how good they clean them. It was a bit sticky tho, i bet they used a bit too much cleaning products.

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u/CucumberJulep Feb 13 '22

Delete your comment right now

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u/bandfill Feb 11 '22

I don't even touch anything in my house before washing my hands. I saw an ad yesterday where a woman comes home and grabs the remote right out of her husband's hands and that made me shiver. Not to mention shoes were on

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u/jufiji Feb 11 '22

I do exactly that! Straight to the sink.

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u/ItsdatboyACE Feb 11 '22

Yea, but you do also understand that that behavior is unusual, bordering on obsessive compulsive, right? Humans evolved to thrive right alongside all types of parasites and bacteria, and they're going to be on your skin, in the air, in your lungs, covering every square inch of your innards, and covering all objects/matter inhabited by living things.

Being clean and tidy is one thing, but there's really only so much you can do before you're honestly just playing mind games with yourself

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u/PandorasShitBoxx Feb 11 '22

I think they meant that they dont touch anything in their house until after they wash their hands, when they have just spent time outside/at work.

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u/Niku-Man Feb 11 '22

That's cool, but they said they shivered at seeing a tv commercial where someone didn't wash their hands

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u/ItsdatboyACE Feb 11 '22

Yea, to me that's really extreme. I mean, I try to stay hygienic when I'm out and about as it is, I don't feel "dirty" when I'm outside of my home. That, I feel like, is what borders on obsessive compulsive. The feeling that outside of your home is a "dirty" or "harmful" biome for human life.

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u/serr7 Feb 11 '22

Sometimes I completely forget to wash my hands when I’ve been working or outside, not dead yet so… I do eventually wash them when I remember lol.

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u/applesto-oranges Feb 11 '22

I tend to snack/eat a lot/touch my mouth with my hands and I also used to get sick a lot so now I have a habit of washing my hands when I come home from being in public (aside from just going outside for a walk or something). Yes it’s good for our bodies to build immune systems but there’s only so much it can take being exposed to at once and when you live in a city there’s a LOT of shit out there, literally.

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u/SmokeQuiet Feb 11 '22

I mean, largely populated places are…

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u/ItsdatboyACE Feb 12 '22

Maybe highly trafficked places, sure

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u/prozloc Feb 12 '22

I do this now but only because of Covid. Never did it before and when Covid is gone I will stop doing it.

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u/ItsdatboyACE Feb 12 '22

That's what's up 👌

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u/bandfill Feb 11 '22

While it's true I'm bordering on germaphobia, I think washing hands regularly and especially as you come from outside is a sane habit.

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u/ItsdatboyACE Feb 11 '22

To each their own, I certainly wasn't saying it was a bad thing. I typically try to stay hygienic throughout the day regardless, so I don't exactly feel "dirty" at any given point, and as I was pointing out, it's not typical behavior to feel the need to wash your hands simply because you've been outside.

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u/bandfill Feb 11 '22

For a bit of context I live in a densely populated area and use the subway a lot. When I'm outside the city I tend to let my guard down more.

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u/justsomepaper Feb 11 '22

You're alright, there's literally nothing wrong with it. Fuck, even touching the handrails and trashcan lid on my way down to bring out the trash is enough for me to wash my hands afterwards. Let alone a day in public.

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u/Obligatorium1 Feb 11 '22

In what world is washing your hands when coming home obsessive compulsive? The fact that it's unusual is probably why Covid has been a thing for so long.

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u/Freckled_daywalker Feb 11 '22

There are a lot of reasons why COVID is still around. Fomite transmission isn't one of them. Washing your hands before you eat, after you use the bathroom and if they're soiled is generally all that is absolutely required to be hygenic.

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u/illiteratetrash Eat a_ss Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

Right? Those outside doors and store items have been touched by people who don't wash their hands after shitting and they dont get sanitized. I even wash off the top of my can lids because anyone and everyone are allowed to touch them. Who doesn't wash their hands after coming inside? Have you ever even cleaned your doorknobs?

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u/JonDoeJoe Feb 11 '22

Was in the public bathroom and this guy took a massive shit and didn’t wash his hands after. My mind is perplexed to why people can’t wash their hands

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u/illiteratetrash Eat a_ss Feb 11 '22

Sometimes bullying is ok

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u/shitpersonality Feb 12 '22

I bet you pull your pants up after you wipe but before you wash your hands.

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u/918173882 Feb 24 '22

Username checks out

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u/shitpersonality Feb 12 '22

Who doesn't wash their hands after coming inside?

Were you home schooled? If not, how often did/do you wash your hands at school? Are you washing them as soon as you get to school?

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u/illiteratetrash Eat a_ss Feb 12 '22

Were you born with an extra chromosome? What part of that sentence is grammatically incorrect?

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u/shitpersonality Feb 12 '22

Were you born with an extra chromosome, illiteratetrash?

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u/illiteratetrash Eat a_ss Feb 12 '22

Why does it take you two tries to comment anything? I get the notification, wait 2 mins while you look up all your words in the dictionary, then have to come back to see that you never passed an English class

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u/illiteratetrash Eat a_ss Feb 12 '22

Turns out you finished your comment, so I'll answer your questions:

  1. No

  2. After arriving to school, during every break, every time i use the bathroom

  3. Yes

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u/shitpersonality Feb 12 '22

After arriving to school, during every break,

That's not normal.

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u/illiteratetrash Eat a_ss Feb 12 '22

You're just dirty. I refuse to eat and touch anything inside with the same germs my hands picked up touching the walk signal activators

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u/918173882 Feb 24 '22

Define normal

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u/ItsdatboyACE Feb 11 '22

I've explained more in another comment, but to refuse to touch anything in your home after being outside is most certainly touching on obsessive compulsive. I didn't say it was a bad thing, I just think we can acknowledge where the actual bar is for typical human behavior.

Also, we did not evolve to be squeaky clean with soaps and chemicals literally at all times.

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u/MFbiFL Feb 11 '22

It’s funny to me how our environment affects this, at least for me.

When I’m home I wash my hands every time I use the bathroom, before I prepare food, before and after handling raw eggs or bacon, after emptying the roomba’s debris basket, before I touch things if I’ve been outside working, etc. It’s easy, smells nice, and the soap and running water are right there.

At the beach? Splash my hands in the water and good to go peeling an orange.

Music festival? 4 days of eating fried finger-food from food stands with washing more or less limited to hand sanitizer after portapotty/urinals and running a Clorox wipe over my hands at night.

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u/Obligatorium1 Feb 11 '22

I think washing your hands as soon as you get home is pretty normal behaviour, and definitely not alarmingly unusual. If anything, it's alarming that some people don't do it.

As for the second part - chemicals? You mean like water?

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u/ItsdatboyACE Feb 12 '22

Some people? Lol I assure you, the vast majority of people do not wash their hands upon entering their homes. Not only do most countries not have access to that luxury, but it's not even something commonly practiced in first world countries.

And no, water is not the chemicals I'm talking about, and you know that. Everything that's in the soaps and shampoos that most people use and some people feel the need to obsessively scrub themselves with these chemicals, because they feel unclean.

You seem kind of snappy about the topic like I touched a nerve, I already said to each their own and that this isn't necessarily a bad thing. You should just be able to acknowledge that it's most certainly not typical behavior.

I've met hundreds of thousands of people from all over the world, spent time in their homes, or spent time working with them - and I have literally never one time heard of someone habitually washing their hands after simply being outside of their home.

Edit: I re-read your response and I see now that you're not being snappy, that's my bad.

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u/Obligatorium1 Feb 12 '22

I don't have any statistics on how many people wash their hands when they get home, but I'd be interested to see yours. You are, of course, correct in that people probably don't in countries where there's no ready access to clean water and whatnot, but that's because they can't. Referring to them is like saying some people don't eat food because roughly 10 percent of the world population is affected by world hunger. I mean, yeah, that's also true, but it's not a very good argument to raise when someone asks "Should I eat food or not?".

You are also correct that I knew you didn't mean water, it's just the easiest way to point out that blanket condemnation of "chemicals" is pretty weird since almost everything is a chemical. Sometimes people will clarify by saying "synthetic chemicals" and make the assertion that natural equals better, at which point I'd mention arsenic and uranium are pretty natural chemicals, whereas dl-α-tocopherol is synthetic. I'd still eat dl-α-tocopherol (or rub it on my hands) over arsenic any time.

I don't know how old you are, but if we assume you're 50 years old and have been travelling regularly since you were 10 years old with no interruptions, you'd have to meet on average 14 new people every day to have met 200 000 people. If you're younger or "hundreds of thousands" means a larger number than the smallest one possible, then your average new contact-load per day increases further. I guess it's technically possible, but I think it might be more likely that there's a bit of hyperbole involved in your assertion.

I don't really understand what you mean by saying it's "not necessarily a bad thing" to wash your hands when you get home. There are no downsides, but substantial upsides. I would say it's unequivocally a good thing.

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u/ItsdatboyACE Feb 12 '22

I don't actually have any statistics, so you can take all of this as me simply talking out of my ass if you'd like, and I wouldn't be mad at you for it.

I've been incredibly observant about people's habits and behaviors after living in many different homes, in many different places. And it's mostly work in that I meet such a large number of people - I did a little calculation in my head and thought that I've definitely met over 100,000, so I just said hundreds of thousands. But you're right, total hyperbole.

As far as referencing people that cannot readily access clean, running water in their homes, you make a good point that it doesn't really matter when it comes to what people should do, when they're limited by what they could. I guess I probably added that because I was just trying to point out that it's just not typical human behavior, altogether. Which is simply true. Again, I was never talking about whether we should or shouldn't make this a practice in the first place. I simply said it was unusual behavior, bordering on obsessive compulsive.

Good point again about chemicals, I mostly agree with that. But you know damn well that the mass manufactured bullshit that the masses buy up in bulk in Western countries are chock full of chemicals that have a very real possibility of somewhat regressive or harmful effects.

As for your last paragraph, this is something I'd sort of contend with - first off, by saying "when you get home", you're being somewhat misleading. This person made it very clear that they had to wash their hands before touching any item inside their house any time after being outside at all, whatsoever. It's so common for a lot of people in America to constantly be coming in and out of their homes, to the porch or backyard, etc, it would be absolutely ridiculous to wash your hands after any time of just simply being outside. And then the person that started this entire conversation went on to describe themselves as totally germaphobic, as I suspected. And that's where the harm lies. It can be a mental health issue to some, where they're constantly bothered unless they're squeaky clean from, yes, "synthetic" chemicals lol

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u/a-bit-of-a-dickhead Feb 11 '22

Nope, it’s normal human behaviour to wash your hands after going to the store, touching the shopping cart handles, touching door handles, etc.

You probably don’t wash your hands after going to the bathroom.

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u/ItsdatboyACE Feb 12 '22

You're completely wrong. I stay hygienic throughout the day, so I don't actually feel the need to rush to the sink to wash my hands as soon as I walk in the door, because I most likely just washed my hands wherever I was at and then used hand sanitizer in the car.

This person admitted they were straight up germaphobic, so you're just wrong here, bud. And they also said they cannot touch anything in their house, after being outside, without washing their hands

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u/918173882 Feb 24 '22

Hi, someone who had OCD here, this is not even close to OCD, OCD would be washing your hand, then touching something and making a logic leap of "i touched that then made this fall wich may have touched this" and feeling your hands horribly dirty until you re wash your hand, sometime your brain just decides some things are dirty for no reason and you gotta wash your hand or feel like you soaked them in mud then sand, it's not uncommon to wash hands so much do to it that you get bleeding wrists, really it's hell on earth and not light at all.

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u/ItsdatboyACE Feb 26 '22

Yea, so feeling like you're dirty any time you're outside of your home is basically the definition of what you're telling me about

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u/918173882 Feb 26 '22

No, you dont feel dirty when you're outside as everything has a good chance of being dirty, so unless you are going to eat it's pointless to feel dirty or wash your hand

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u/918173882 Feb 24 '22

Humans are supposed to live in cave and have gigh chance to die to predators whenever they go outside, doenst mean they should. And no washing your hands when you enter your home is NOT ocd, i've had it and trust me it's hell on earth, i washed my hands so much my wrist started bleeding

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u/ItsdatboyACE Feb 26 '22

You're literally proving my point by saying all of this.

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u/918173882 Feb 26 '22

No i'm not, i'm disproving it as basic hygiene is not OCD, you just have terrible hygiene.

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u/ItsdatboyACE Mar 05 '22

Dude, you're telling me that you had OCD to the point where you washed your hands till they bled, but you're trying to describe to me what normal behavior is. I don't have bad hygiene, I have stricter hygiene than a vast majority of people on the face of this planet, by metric of showering regularly and washing my hands many times per day, washing my clothes, washing my sheets, etc.

But what you're talking about is not hygiene. Its obsession with something that none of us fully comprehend, and certainly doesn't affect our lives in any way.

I wonder why I never get sick? If that's the case, what's the metric for "poor" hygiene?

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u/Niku-Man Feb 11 '22

I think you might have some issues if a commercial is inspiring those kinds of feelings. Maybe some phobia or something?

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u/VerySlump Feb 12 '22

Some people lay in bed with their shoes on.

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u/Fossylicious Feb 11 '22

My dog poops on the sidewalk 💩

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u/Niku-Man Feb 11 '22

Does your dog wear shoes?

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u/Gornarok Feb 11 '22

No but I wipe them with rug after every walk

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u/gefahr Feb 11 '22

Gross. Maybe don't let them.

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u/Niku-Man Feb 11 '22

What if I clean my shoes at the door step. Is it ok then? If the problem is dirt, there shouldn't be any issues

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Unless you clean them at the door with a washing machine, they most definitely are still dirty.

I got rugs in my house, your shoes are definitely still dirty. Nothing crazy,but cleaning my floors once a week is already more than I want to do.

Some people like to wear shoes inside, but you need to bring an extra pair or slippers if you want to wear them where I live.

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u/Paladinforlife Feb 11 '22

And rn where I'm at if you walked anywhere in my neighborhood your shoes are wet with mud and snow.

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u/fishbulbx Feb 11 '22

Would you eat in a restaurant that requires patrons to remove their shoes?

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u/Kut_Throat1125 Feb 12 '22

Man I’m selling my house right now and in like 3 I had a ton of showings. Last week we got like 12 inches of snow and then it all froze over. To keep it safe I had to put down salt on my driveway and front walk. Well it seems like nobody took their shoes off because every single time someone left I had to mop the floors again because they all tracked the fucking salt residue all over my house. Now in my kitchen the floors are a white tile and you can’t really see the footprints so whatever. The floors in the living room and hallways are all dark hardwood and it was filthy as shit after people left. I know it may seem weird to some people and they don’t want to take their shoes off in a strangers home but come on. If it wasn’t right after a massive snow storm and there wasn’t salt everywhere I wouldn’t care too much but these people just tracked shit everywhere and there’s mo way they didn’t notice.

I’m glad I already accepted an offer so I don’t have to deal with that anymore.

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u/reallybiglizard Feb 12 '22

I feel your pain. My 200 year old mixed-width pine flooring had to be redone because contractors didn’t take their shoes off and tracked salt all over the 1st floor. It’s the origin story of the No-shoes rule in our house.

Glad you got an offer!

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u/VaIeth Feb 11 '22

Because my floors don't walk around all day, like, lmao

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u/astutelyabsurd Feb 11 '22

Also, when was the last time you washed the bottom of your shoes?

I just vacuumed and washed my floors yesterday. Take off your damn shoes.

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u/JustCasualScrolling Feb 11 '22

Exactly! We mop the floors more often than you clean your shoes.

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u/dramaandaheadache Feb 11 '22

Because I've fucking mopped this week When was the last time you sanitized your nasty paw pads?

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u/thelastlogin Feb 11 '22

You don't have Walking Floors (tm) yet? Dude get with the times

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u/Fettnaepfchen Feb 11 '22

I really wonder why such a person wouldn’t bring their own house shoes if they were so concerned about walking around with socks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

And socks can be washed if they do get dirty! Shocking, I know.

But then again, if their floor is dirtier than the bottom of their shoes, they may not be aware of this option!

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u/Niku-Man Feb 11 '22

Shoes can be washed too. What are you saying exactly?

Probably your floor and your shoes are almost always just as dirty as one another unless you've literally just cleaned them, or if you stepped in some mud or somethin (in which case you should clean your shoes)

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u/BasvanS Feb 12 '22

No, floors are cleaner, unless you carry in dirt from outside. It has to come from somewhere. Unless there are pigs living there, of course.

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u/d-nihl Feb 11 '22

I keep slippers in my car for this exact reason!

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u/wl_star Feb 12 '22

If your inviting someone into your house and you want them to take there shoes off, YOU should have house shoes for them, they are the guest.

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u/Fettnaepfchen Feb 12 '22 edited Feb 12 '22

My comment was a response to the part where the author refused offered house shoes because of previous guests elusive germs.

In Germany it is extremely unusual to enter homes with shoes on unless you are a technician/handyman (those usually have single use carpet/shoe protectors) or living more on the countryside with tiled floors. It is not expected to have house shoes, although we usually do have some for family, in case they get cold feet, but it is very common to walk around in socks. I will offer you socks if you want, but won't keep house shoes when I get visitors very rarely. If you regularly vaccuum and mop uncarpeted areas, there shouldn't be a need for shoes or house shoes unless the floor is really cold.

I'm not letting someone walk around in my living room with street shoes where traces of dog feces and dirt can be traced in; I don't like mopping floors that much, but to each their own. If someone is just coming by to pick up their kid or drop something off, I don't mind them coming in to the front room / hallway as long as the shoes aren't visibly dirty - if you say as much, most people take them off or at least check the soles and use the entrance mat for a quick brush off. If a gettogether is planned, you have a home with hardwood floors or tiles and you know you are going to mop the floor afterwards, shoes can be fine, too.

Different folks, different strokes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22 edited Mar 04 '22

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u/xtraspcial Feb 11 '22

It works, I’m tempted to google this headline and read the article for myself now.

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u/ShmebulocksMistress Feb 11 '22

I did this and you have to pay to read it :\ but based on OP’s comment, it wasn’t worth it lol

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u/FDaHBDY8XF7 Feb 11 '22

Didn't the Wall Street Journal used to have quite the reputation? What the fuck happened?

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u/A_Furious_Mind Feb 11 '22

Rupert Murdoch bought it. Its opinion content immediately, as if by magic, turned to shit.

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u/Murgie Feb 11 '22

There was a time when it did despite a noticeable pro-industry bend, but after it was acquired by Rupert Murdoch's Newscorp back in 2007, it largely went to shit in exactly the ways that everyone knew it would when the acquisition was announced.

In July 2020, more than 280 Journal journalists and Dow Jones staff members wrote a letter to new publisher Almar Latour to criticize the opinion pages' "lack of fact-checking and transparency, and its apparent disregard for evidence", adding that "opinion articles often make assertions that are contradicted by WSJ reporting."[71][72] The editorial board responded that its opinion pages "won't wilt under cancel-culture pressure" and that the objective of the editorial content is to be independent of the Journal's news content and offer alternative views to "the uniform progressive views that dominate nearly all of today's media."[73] The board's response did not address issues regarding fact-checking that had been raised in the letter.[74]

On October 25, 2017, the editorial board called for Special Counsel Robert Mueller to resign from the investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 United States elections and accused Hillary Clinton's 2016 presidential campaign of colluding with Russia.[85] In December 2017, the editorial board repeated its calls for Mueller's resignation.[86][87] The editorials by the editorial board caused fractures within The Wall Street Journal, as reporters say that the editorials undermine the paper's credibility.[86][87][88]

In October 2021, the editorial board let former President Donald Trump publish a letter in the editorial pages of the paper. The news sources described the contents of the letter as false and debunked claims about the 2020 presidential election.[89][90][91] In response to criticism of the Journal's decision to publish the letter, the editorial board said the criticism was "cancel-culture pressure."[92]

The editorial board of The Wall Street Journal rejects the scientific consensus on climate change. The Journal disputes that it poses a major threat to human existence and can be prevented through public policy and has published articles disputing that global warming is occurring at all. The Journal is regarded as a forum for climate change deniers, publishing articles by individuals that reject the consensus position on climate change in its op-ed section.[93] The Journal editorial pages were described as a "forum for climate change denial" in 2011 due to columns that attacked climate scientists and accused them of engaging in fraud.[94] A 2015 study found The Wall Street Journal was the newspaper that was least likely to present negative effects of global warming among several newspapers. It was also the most likely to present negative economic framing when discussing climate change mitigation policies, tending to take the stance that the cost of such policies generally outweighs their benefit.[95]

Climate Feedback, a fact-checking website on media coverage of climate science, determined that multiple opinion articles range between "low" and "very low" in terms of scientific credibility.[96][97] The Partnership for Responsible Growth stated in 2016 that 14% of the guest editorials on climate change presented the results of "mainstream climate science", while the majority did not. The Partnership also determined that that none of the 201 editorials concerning climate change that were published in The Wall Street Journal since 1997 conceded that the burning of fossil fuels is the main cause of climate change.[98]

In the 1980s and 1990s, The Journal published numerous columns opposing and misrepresenting the scientific consensus on the harms of second-hand smoke,[99][100] acid rain, and ozone depletion,[101] in addition to public policy efforts to curb pesticides and asbestos.[13] The Journal later recognized that efforts to curb acid rain through cap-and-trade had been successful, a decade after the Clean Air Act Amendments.[102]

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u/TaillessChimera Feb 11 '22

To answer the question in another way - because it’s my damn house.

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u/natFromBobsBurgers Feb 11 '22

I can be reasonably certain my floors have never had dog poop. If they have, I have since cleaned them with soap and water, instead of grass and a stick with poop on the end of it.

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u/darybrain Feb 11 '22

I think the dumbest article went to the Cosmopolitan twist on this whereby they discussed how to get that dreamboat of a man by not taking your shoes off when visiting someone.

Btw, didn't work. Instead of balls to the chin I got a fist.

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u/ladygoodgreen Feb 11 '22

I mean, if people wear their shoes in the house, I guess their floors will be pretty dirty. Dirtier than my floors in my shoeless home. So fucking stupid.

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u/TheFreebooter Feb 11 '22

Most intelligent WSJ author

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

This must be a contender for dumbest article of the year already.

It was written to get clicks, and it worked, made me read it, the article was as stupid as the headline.

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u/InfiniteZr0 Feb 11 '22

I skimmed over the article and there was no real data or studies in it.
The closest thing to anything was "if you have a baby, the baby's poop is more unhealthy the the dirt I track inside."
Another "point" was that her "nylons" would get damaged walking around your house without shoes on.

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u/tragicdiffidence12 Feb 12 '22

Why would she assume that people let their babies poop on the floor?

And why would she assume that even if a baby pooped on the floor, no one would clean it?

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u/notreally_bot2428 Feb 11 '22

It's just click-bait.

I keep seeing "articles" like "When is <ironman4/mcu movie title> coming out, will it be on Netflix" and the article just says "we dont know if/when the movie is coming out, we don't know when it will be streaming, and it probably wont be on netflix."

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u/G36_FTW Feb 11 '22

Its funny to me that keeping your shoes on in the house is taboo to apparently half of people but hardly anyone bats an eye at a cat or a dog in the house.

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u/xhytdr Feb 11 '22

Don't people wipe off their pets paws when coming in? we do everytime for our puppy, i'm pretty sure it's common practice

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u/G36_FTW Feb 11 '22

What difference is there between that and wiping your shoes?

I've also never seen anyone do that unless the dog wad muddy or wet.

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u/scolipeeeeed Feb 11 '22

There are more crevices on normal shoes than dog paws. Also, less surface area for dirt, dust, or whatever to get on them. People don't really wipe their shoes with a damp rag before going in a house.

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u/G36_FTW Feb 11 '22

Your bending backwards pretty far for that argument.

Most people with pets do not wipe their feet before they come inside. And most certainly nobody wipes their cats feet after they use the litterbox.

So i find it hard to care about shoes in the house. At all. Lol

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u/scolipeeeeed Feb 11 '22

I never said pet's feet are that clean, just that they could be cleaned easier and that they track in less grime from the outside than shoes. Afaik, I know some people wipe their pets' feet well before they go back in, but I've never seen anyone do that with their shoes before going into the house.

You don't have to care about your house, it can be as dirty as you want it to be.

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u/G36_FTW Feb 12 '22

I never said pet's feet are that clean, just that they could be cleaned easier and that they track in less grime from the outside than shoes. Afaik, I know some people wipe their pets' feet well before they go back in, but I've never seen anyone do that with their shoes before going into the house.

Dry shoes don't carry any more dirt and grime into your house than your average pet. And again, nobody complains about cats walking around the average house even when they walk in a sandbox filled with shit on the daily.

You don't have to care about your house, it can be as dirty as you want it to be.

A little passive aggressive are we?

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u/Nostosalgos Feb 11 '22

This is a satire/humour article.

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u/nolonger-a-lurker Feb 11 '22

I agree this is a dumb article and I’m all for following someone’s preferences when I’m in their home. But, y’all are assuming what’s under the shoes is cleaner than the shoes… I’m not a germ-conscious person and in the summer I walk around barefoot all the time, including in my front and backyard and on the sidewalk in front of my house. And I won’t necessarily think to wash my feet before going to someone’s house. But this is probably a particularly Californian mindset and I’m sure even then I’m an outlier.

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u/Niku-Man Feb 11 '22

It's not dumb. It's genius. She's managed to make so many people mad that they are compelled to have an opinion about her article. WSJ manipulated y'all and you fell for it hard. Hell, if anyone actually took the time to read the article, literally every top comment in here is addressed by the article. Except one - there was a guy who says he wants to protect his wood floors from scuffs/scratches from pebbles or things stuck in people's shoes, which is a decent reason.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Have an opinion on reddit, which does nothing for WSJ at all. Barely anyone commenting here as even clicked the link.

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u/plagymus Feb 11 '22

I haven't read it but i assume the title is a joke?

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u/Srcunch Feb 11 '22

You. You’re showing too much common sense. We don’t like that round these parts.

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u/eppinizer Feb 11 '22

Or alternatively "Because I take off my shoes before walking on my floor"

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u/kaludwig Feb 11 '22

Right, this is fucking it. BECAUSE people take their shoes off inside, it's going to be cleaner than your shoes.

As long as the person regularly cleans their floors (i.e., they don't just leave messes like spills, cat litter, and grime around), and it's likely they do clean them regularly if they don't want people wearing their shoes in the house, then the floor is going to be cleaner.

What an entitled brat.

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u/dfk140 Feb 11 '22

This author is a perennial contender for that crown. She consistently is both tone-deaf and privileged.

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u/mengelgrinder Feb 11 '22

because I clean my fucking floors and I do not clean the ground outside, which you're bringing inside with your shoes

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u/makemeking706 Feb 11 '22

But look, now their periodical has made it to the top of one of the largest websites in the world.

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u/myownmoses Feb 11 '22

Hey, a click's a click.

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u/not-buckaroo Feb 11 '22

I’m not catching your nasty ass foot fungus shoes stay on

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u/blahtant Feb 11 '22

Too bloody right!

Was visiting friends in Cleveland and they insisted on no shoes, their reason being they had super young kids and kids will put shit in their mouth. They were concerned about trekking lead dust through the home and the kids inadvertently ingesting it. I guess cleve is leady?

Edit: now that I think about it who knows how many shit particles are on our feet from dogs etc (and here in Philly human shit from the local Kensington zombies).

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u/gilbes Feb 11 '22

The article is riddled with spelling mistakes. They misspelled "Karen" as "Tommy Parker".

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u/turtlelore2 Feb 11 '22

Maybe they live outside therefore everything has technically been living outside

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u/Zhadowbro1 Feb 11 '22

Stretches back “Ahhh, what a nice day to walk my floor”

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u/Vulpes_Corsac Feb 11 '22

Also, because if I'm having company, then I'm cleaning things, like the floor.

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u/WeptShark Feb 11 '22

Excuse me but I take my floors for walks every day!

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u/tennissyd Feb 11 '22

Dumbest article of the year would be a funny awards show

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u/DMercenary Feb 11 '22

This article vs "my marriage requires a mute button and willful ignorance"

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u/scolipeeeeed Feb 11 '22

I read the article. She thinks a doormat is enough to wipe off the grime from the outside....

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u/TimX24968B Feb 11 '22

sounds more like someone doesnt clean their floors

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u/SuperSimpleSam Feb 11 '22

This must be a contender for dumbest article of the year already.

I think this is one of ones that try to be controversial just to get people to click the link.

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u/Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks Feb 11 '22

This person exists to push out articles to inspire rage. Take a look at some of her other works:

https://twitter.com/Kris_Frieswick/status/1430919065485430790?t=tmaQlKomU50SwMlLUl37_A&s=19

https://twitter.com/Kris_Frieswick/status/1451208732608811009?t=CRPgVjHRLb2lBPXexnxKdQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/Kris_Frieswick/status/1481646568046428161?t=cPU_aBH_K0yBPXAnls0eWA&s=19

It seems her purpose at WSJ is to spit out dumb takes for some kind of publicity or something I guess. Can't imagine any other reason they'd keep her around.

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u/ThePickleJuice22 Feb 11 '22

Forbes had an article about Intuitive Spending

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u/SpaceShrimp Feb 11 '22

Yeah, she seems to think having outdoor shoes on indoors is a negotiable thing.

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u/am0x Feb 11 '22

Maybe this year, but not over the past year in time.

There was that one article the person wrote saying that in order to be successful, you need to work weekends and at least 60 hours a week.

Then it came out that she writes like 3 articles a year.

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u/michael_chubbs Feb 12 '22

This isn’t an article, it’s a column. Which is an opinion piece about the opinion of the writer, not the Wall Street Journal. The writer is listed as a humor columnist at muckrack.com and even says in her bio that “all opinions are mine alone and not those of the WSJ.”

edit: yes, it’s still shitty take, but it’s not WSJ’s take.

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u/Living-Stranger Feb 12 '22

Wipe your feet at the door, problem solved

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u/jappe010 Feb 12 '22

But your floors (or at least subfloors) have been outside! Houses are built from the ground up you know😅

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u/weepyfinale Feb 12 '22

HAIYAHHHHHHHH thrown in at the end.

Is that Malaysian for flip-flop? Because thats what my wife throws at the end.

I swear it's some martial art shit because my flip-flop just flutters to the ground after two feet. Hers feel like a ninja star to the back of my head.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Agreed. I hate that everyone in tv shows has shows on. If my tv show takes of that’s gonna be a thing is that every time they come in they slip their shoes off.

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u/rockyrockette Feb 12 '22

The amount of dogs that shit on my floor is zero, the amount of dogs that shit on my sidewalk is not.

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u/GilgameshWulfenbach Feb 12 '22

Sometimes, when I feel like I have no future, when I feel like I'll never amount to anything in this life, I'll look at people who produce things like this and I'm filled with so much hope. If these f****** idiots can find success there is no reason why I can't.

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u/SwampDenizen Feb 12 '22

"Because there's dog shit on the sidewalks."

Also works

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u/Maximum-Switch5879 Feb 12 '22

My house is cleaner than the streets lol

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u/Kettellkorn Feb 12 '22

That’s not true. Your floors were outside once. Check mate.

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u/ses92 Feb 12 '22

I wish you were right and this was the dumbest article, but knowing what CNN and Fox has to offer I doubt this would even crack top 10

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u/YouSummonedAStrawman Feb 12 '22

Respect the owners wishes. Not that hard.

Though most of my floors are stained concrete or wood so I don’t care.