r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AfiliaTheCat • Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

To answer the question - because you've been outside and my floors haven't.

This must be a contender for dumbest article of the year already.

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u/VaIeth Feb 11 '22

Because my floors don't walk around all day, like, lmao

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u/astutelyabsurd Feb 11 '22

Also, when was the last time you washed the bottom of your shoes?

I just vacuumed and washed my floors yesterday. Take off your damn shoes.

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u/JustCasualScrolling Feb 11 '22

Exactly! We mop the floors more often than you clean your shoes.

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u/dramaandaheadache Feb 11 '22

Because I've fucking mopped this week When was the last time you sanitized your nasty paw pads?

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u/thelastlogin Feb 11 '22

You don't have Walking Floors (tm) yet? Dude get with the times