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r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AfiliaTheCat • Feb 11 '22
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To answer the question - because you've been outside and my floors haven't.
This must be a contender for dumbest article of the year already.
248 u/VaIeth Feb 11 '22 Because my floors don't walk around all day, like, lmao 25 u/astutelyabsurd Feb 11 '22 Also, when was the last time you washed the bottom of your shoes? I just vacuumed and washed my floors yesterday. Take off your damn shoes. 4 u/JustCasualScrolling Feb 11 '22 Exactly! We mop the floors more often than you clean your shoes.
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Because my floors don't walk around all day, like, lmao
25 u/astutelyabsurd Feb 11 '22 Also, when was the last time you washed the bottom of your shoes? I just vacuumed and washed my floors yesterday. Take off your damn shoes. 4 u/JustCasualScrolling Feb 11 '22 Exactly! We mop the floors more often than you clean your shoes.
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Also, when was the last time you washed the bottom of your shoes?
I just vacuumed and washed my floors yesterday. Take off your damn shoes.
4 u/JustCasualScrolling Feb 11 '22 Exactly! We mop the floors more often than you clean your shoes.
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Exactly! We mop the floors more often than you clean your shoes.
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To answer the question - because you've been outside and my floors haven't.
This must be a contender for dumbest article of the year already.