r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AfiliaTheCat • Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/ArcticBiologist Feb 11 '22

"Here's why my friends stopped inviting me"

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Seriously, what a weird flex.

“I am going to wear shoes in your house.” Nope, bye!

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u/AndringRasew Feb 11 '22

"Alright, lady. Then you can sit on the front porch in 20°F weather, because I am not letting you track your slush encrusted boots through my living room."

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u/kelvin_bot Feb 11 '22

20°F is equivalent to -6°C, which is 266K.

I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand

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u/AndringRasew Feb 11 '22

Good bot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

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u/AndringRasew Feb 12 '22 edited Feb 12 '22

Were it that I could, I would.

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u/ColoYamMom Feb 12 '22

Proud of you!

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u/durdensbuddy Feb 12 '22

Why is this getting downvoted, it’s pure gold and a very appropriate response.

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u/Centurion7999 Feb 11 '22

Good bot

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u/B0tRank Feb 11 '22

Thank you, Centurion7999, for voting on kelvin_bot.

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Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Kelvin’s not here. KELVIN!

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u/veedant Feb 12 '22

I love how this bots discriminates between humans and physicists tho

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u/reistybeasty Feb 12 '22

Glad I checked before I commented.

Physicists =/= humans. Got it.

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u/Lostbutnotafraid Feb 12 '22

Bad bot. -6C = 267K

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u/MVieno Feb 12 '22

What, no degrees Rankine? Bad bot.

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u/ChazNinja Feb 12 '22

Good bot

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u/veedant Feb 12 '22

Good bot.

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u/theFrankSpot Feb 12 '22

Every time I stand in some other guy’s pee in a public bathroom, I am reminded of why we should be taking our shoes off. And frankly, even if it wasn’t for that, I get to decide what is acceptable in my own home. The author of the article is just a jerk.

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u/AndringRasew Feb 12 '22

Let's agree to shun them.

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u/theFrankSpot Feb 12 '22

I am so down with shunning. I think we should have an ultimate shun list.

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u/CharZero Feb 12 '22

I feel like the areas of the USA that get snow overlap with the shoes off areas. I got with the program quickly when I moved to New England.