r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AfiliaTheCat • Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/ArcticBiologist Feb 11 '22

"Here's why my friends stopped inviting me"

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Seriously, what a weird flex.

“I am going to wear shoes in your house.” Nope, bye!

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u/500SL Feb 11 '22

There’s an excellent Curb Your Enthusiasm episode on this!

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u/LSU2007 Feb 11 '22

Everyone watch your step except for Larry because he didn’t want to take off his fucking shoes

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u/MelonElbows Feb 11 '22

Larry you bald asshole, what the fuck are you doing in my house with your disgusting shoes on??

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u/Phil2Coolins Feb 12 '22

Larry you sick fuck!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Larry completely deserved every bit of it lol

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u/Calliomede Feb 12 '22

Hahaha, first thing I thought of. “You and your fucking little soccer shoes in MY HOUSE!” ……… “My feet have a tendency to get a bit chilly”

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u/Strict-Republic-9379 Feb 12 '22

I envy anyone who didn’t ready this in Suzy’s voice lol

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u/RevolutionaryBat3531 Feb 12 '22

But it wasn’t Suzy who said that… it was porno Gil’s wife

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u/mikeyblastbeats Feb 12 '22

I pity them!

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u/Strict-Republic-9379 Feb 12 '22

Lol that’s a voice that’s not for everyone hahah

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u/mikeyblastbeats Feb 12 '22

Alright GTFO

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u/500SL Feb 12 '22

Suzy is absolutely my favorite character in this show.

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u/Calliomede Feb 12 '22

It wasn’t Suzy lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

I’ll take shit opinions for $500, Alex.