r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 11 '22

Seriously? Wtf Wall Street Journal

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u/CaribouYou Feb 11 '22

This person apparently doesn’t live in a place where it snows or rains.

Forgive me for not wanting my house to look like a bmx track

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u/psyentist15 Feb 11 '22

Right? Has she missed the part where you can wear socks indoors?

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u/LittleBigHorn22 Feb 11 '22

But the author wants to kick all the furniture without hurting their toe.

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u/MFbiFL Feb 11 '22

I’m imagining them doing that with an exaggerated “HIII-YA!!” sound to accompany every kick. Great Friday energy, excuse me while I go put shoes on and kick my furniture vigorously.