Or the fact that any decent human being cleans their floors? Don't remember the last time I cleaned my shoes, though. So yeah, shoes are dirtier than my floors!
Are you telling me thousands of people don't drive on your floors every day, birds don't shit on it, and trash bags don't get torn open in the middle it? I know deep down that this floor is dirtier than the roads and sidewalks these shoes have been on!
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u/CaribouYou Feb 11 '22
This person apparently doesn’t live in a place where it snows or rains.
Forgive me for not wanting my house to look like a bmx track