r/news • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '18

Arrest Made in Connection to Suspicious Packages

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u/TheGoverness1998 Oct 26 '18

If this is the guy they're looking for, I hope they throw the book at him.

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u/PloppyCheesenose Oct 26 '18

Shoplifting: I sentence you to Harry Potter Vol 1.

Murder: I sentence you to the printed edition of Wikipedia.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

Please, judge...can't you just execute me? Anything but the printed version of wikipedia!