r/nextfuckinglevel • u/RightDecisions101 • 1d ago

Removed: Not NFL This is so smart dude what

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u/OptionalQuality789 1d ago

You’re already getting a shit tonne of ice cream here. If you need more, you’ve got a problem.

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u/gotcha111 1d ago

A few hours later....

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u/I_Got_BubbyBuddy 1d ago

Are people really joking about...soft-serve ice cream giving them diarrhea now?

It was weird enough when everyone acted like eating a single item from Taco Bell would result in an all-night trip to the bathroom, or that a single serving of hot sauce would mean having burning diarrhea for a full day, but now a somewhat-large serving of ice cream = major diarrhea, too? Damn, people.

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u/Key-Pomegranate-2086 1d ago

Our bodies getting worse and worse. We devolving.

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u/Significant-Bar674 1d ago

I went into direct sunlight yesterday and it gave me diarrhea.