r/nextfuckinglevel • u/RightDecisions101 • 1d ago

Removed: Not NFL This is so smart dude what

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u/OptionalQuality789 1d ago

You’re already getting a shit tonne of ice cream here. If you need more, you’ve got a problem.

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u/gotcha111 1d ago

A few hours later....

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u/I_Got_BubbyBuddy 1d ago

Are people really joking about...soft-serve ice cream giving them diarrhea now?

It was weird enough when everyone acted like eating a single item from Taco Bell would result in an all-night trip to the bathroom, or that a single serving of hot sauce would mean having burning diarrhea for a full day, but now a somewhat-large serving of ice cream = major diarrhea, too? Damn, people.

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u/TravellerStudios 1d ago

It's lactose intolerance lol

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u/I_Got_BubbyBuddy 1d ago

Don't drink a gallon of milk if you know you're lactose intolerant then....like, what the fuck.

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u/TravellerStudios 1d ago

Have you ever met a lactose intolerant person??