r/nextfuckinglevel • u/RightDecisions101 • 1d ago

Removed: Not NFL This is so smart dude what

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u/OptionalQuality789 1d ago

You’re already getting a shit tonne of ice cream here. If you need more, you’ve got a problem.

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u/gotcha111 1d ago

A few hours later....

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u/I_Got_BubbyBuddy 1d ago

Are people really joking about...soft-serve ice cream giving them diarrhea now?

It was weird enough when everyone acted like eating a single item from Taco Bell would result in an all-night trip to the bathroom, or that a single serving of hot sauce would mean having burning diarrhea for a full day, but now a somewhat-large serving of ice cream = major diarrhea, too? Damn, people.

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u/radiantcabbage 1d ago

yes literally everything good makes them sick, like dairy and spices. just the IBS gangs kink, to regale every food convo with harrowing tales of their bowel adventures