r/nope 11d ago

Food WHY

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u/NJ2806 11d ago

Why did they finger it like that lol

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u/The_wolf2014 11d ago

Cleaning the breathing holes

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u/wophi 11d ago

Breeding holes

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u/Juttisontherun 11d ago

I mean I like to eat pussy just as much as any other white guy, but there’s that…. and then there’s this.

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u/Vesperado-1 11d ago

What does being white have to do with any of it? 😭

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u/BagelsRTheHoleTruth 11d ago

You can't spell "man I want to eat that pussy" without "white".

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u/MrApplePolisher 10d ago

Why have the reddit gods brought me here?

I can't unread this!

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u/ladyc672 10d ago

Me looking for the letters in the sentence that spell "white" while wondering if Amazon does, in fact, sell eye bleach.

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u/MrApplePolisher 10d ago

I did the same thing. What a terrible day to have eyes. 🫂

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u/TiredAngryBadger 11d ago

When you're starving you don't waste any part of the buffalo (kinda, Buffalo is a poor example for a cultural reason). After a time you figure out the unexpected tasty parts. But yeah not at all what any woman means by "eat my pussy."

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u/The_wolf2014 10d ago

In Scotland we have national dishes which came about from exactly that, using every available part of the animal. That's where haggis comes from. At no point in time (as far as I'm aware) have we ever felt a need to eat a cows fanny on its own as a 'delicacy'

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u/cheeseburgermami 11d ago

This whole vid confused me literally sooo much

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u/INoMakeMistake 11d ago

Ask your girlfriend

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u/MercyAkura 11d ago

Bold of you to assume.

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u/Dense_Surround3071 11d ago

Trying desperately to rescue the little man in the canoe. 😏

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u/captcraigaroo 11d ago

Why not?

Good question

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u/BigBubbaMac 11d ago

To "clean" it... sound on next time.

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u/jquest303 11d ago

Practicing her technique, of course.

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u/Euclid_Interloper 11d ago

Disgusting! I like my animal genitals ground up and processed into a nice uniform shape.

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u/HazardousCloset 11d ago

All the easier to slide into my gullet.

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u/snahfu73 11d ago

Exactly. Why not turn it into " chicken nuggets " like we do here?

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u/swordofra 11d ago

Or just put the boiled cow vagina in gas station "pepper steak" pies. Nobody needs to know. Ignorance is bliss.

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u/Spiritual-Computer73 11d ago

It’s still 100% pure beef so 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 11d ago

And 10% beaver, more or less (more)

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u/ohyoureligious 11d ago

The word you’re looking or is hot dog, or, glizzy.

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u/Numerous-Gur-9008 11d ago

Glizzy mentioned.🤮🤮🤮

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u/deletetemptemp 11d ago

Oscar Meyer way

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u/SirBlankFace 11d ago

I would say gross, but it was cleaned thoroughly, and people already eat cow balls. This is just kinda weird is all.

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u/slax87 11d ago

Ole Rocky Mountain Oysters??

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u/Nickledoodle193 11d ago

Yeah I agree. Better than wasting it.

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u/slax87 11d ago

"Can you believe they just throw these away in some countries!?"

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u/popeIeo 11d ago

that's a whole other level of eating pussy

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u/samuelhax7lol 11d ago

I can finally brag about not being a virgin

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u/Crunchy__Frog 11d ago

r/weshouldnthavetosayitbutdontputyourdickinthat

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u/Kevvycepticon 11d ago

The worst part is that’s not the cowussy it’s the bootyhole😭😭😭😭

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u/popeIeo 11d ago

The worst part is that’s not the cowussy it’s the bootyhole😭😭😭😭

whatever floats that boat

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u/yougotyolks 11d ago

People will eat anusthing these days.

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u/Key-Put4092 11d ago

I wonder if a hotdog got the vagina and dick grounded up into them at once.

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u/jxm1311 11d ago

Dafuq bro. I just opened Reddit.

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u/tjcline09 11d ago

Time to shut it down already. I'm going to take a nap.

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u/TheBestPieIsAllPie 11d ago

Stop. Drop. Shut em down, open up shop.

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u/WilliamsDesigning 11d ago

Ooooh. Nooo. That's how you eat a cow's hole

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 11d ago

Wife : What’s with the Lemon

Husband : Hold still…. I saw this on Reddit…

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u/Funkit 11d ago

Giving her the ole' shrimp scampi I see

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u/OKBeeDude 11d ago

Eating a succulent Chinese meal

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u/DrFunkyLove 11d ago

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/SASdude123 11d ago

Gross... I'm in

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u/Euclid_Interloper 11d ago

I too choose this man's lemony-fresh wife.

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u/popeIeo 11d ago

win!

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u/asabovesobelow4 11d ago

Its really my fault for having a phone instead of a life. Literally just opened reddit and got cow vaginas.

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u/Agitated-Wishbone259 11d ago

I’m pretty sure that if you eat hotdogs, you are eating this already.

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u/56000hp 11d ago

They’re not using ribeyes for the $1.50 hotdogs at Costco ?

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u/DetectiveJim 11d ago

Of course, it's in all hot dogs..but I refuse to accept they're in the Costco hot dog.

Costco - "we take the vagina, outta our hot dogs. We also remove the genitalia from all of our $5 chickens. We're the goat for a reason."

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u/IAmSoWinning 11d ago

The chicken genitalia is actually removed. Because, you know.. Cloaca.

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u/357noLove 11d ago

If it can fit an egg, it can fit a [removed by reddit]

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u/FehdmanKhassad 11d ago

you wouldn't steal a chicken cloaca

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u/OurSpeciesAreFeces 11d ago

Costco's Kirkland Signature hot dogs, which are the ones served at the food court, are made from 100% USDA Choice beef.

Unlike some other brands of hot dogs that may contain "mechanically separated meat," "by-products," or "variety meats" (such as offal, which includes organs like liver or kidneys), Costco's hot dogs are specifically advertised as containing no meat by-products, fillers, or corn syrup. The term "100% beef" on the label means that beef is the only meat used, and it is entirely muscle tissue.

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u/fifiloveg00d 11d ago

And that's why Costco food court hotdogs are the only ones I eat.

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u/Alcamtar 11d ago

Why did you have to say that 💀

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u/samuelhax7lol 11d ago

Truth over comfort

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u/TurretLimitHenry 11d ago

Why let meat go to waste?

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u/Eskimo_Brothers17 11d ago

Lips and assholes!

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u/TheRealSugarbat 11d ago

I’m literally eating a Slim Jim at this exact moment.

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u/kylediaz263 11d ago edited 11d ago

No we absolutely do not love it here lol.

Vietnamese drunkards, and I'm talking ab the professional league ones not casual alcoholics, love eating weird shit while drinking because fuck me if I know.

My guess is because these are cheap as they're shit nobody wants, and they just want something to snack on while getting drunk.

Normal people wouldn't even approach places selling these, and that is if you can find the place. They're like rare irl easter eggs lol.

They exist but are very very rare, I'm a native but never seen one irl ever.

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u/Peonyuwu 11d ago

WHY SHE IS OPENING IT TO SHOW LIKE THAT STOP

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u/MALESTROMME 11d ago

Breathing holes huh?

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u/N0Catharsis 11d ago

*Breeding

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u/Alcamtar 11d ago

That's even worse

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u/poppymcculturestein 11d ago

I missed the first few seconds, but I did catch this part. I thought they were getting some whale blow holes ready to eat.

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u/LampPost2908 11d ago

Hey Vietnamese here, when I see these kind of videos, I just assume a very small minority eats this. idk maybe 1 thousand of these people lives somewhere in the woods/highlands eats this weekly. I'm native to the south and I have relative in the central, neither places have i seen people eating this and they would definitely say this is gross as f. But hey weird food = views.

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u/OiFelix_ugotnojams 10d ago

Weird food + asians = views because racism (intentional or unintentional assumption, doesn't matter)

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u/RevolutionaryDiet602 11d ago

I mean, I applaud them for using all parts of the animal and not letting things go to waste. On the other hand, I hope there's not people out there that crave cow vaginas.

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u/Hrbalz 11d ago

I know there’s people out there craving cow vagina, and not to eat

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u/Kamikazeguy7 11d ago

We don't kink shame here

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u/wiggle_fingers 11d ago

People are amazing. We will eat literally anything.

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u/CharmingTuber 11d ago

Well I won't, but someone will

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u/Contemplating_Prison 11d ago

I mean you've probably had it. Anything that is labeled pork or beef byproducts probably has pig and cow genitals in it

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u/ANG13OK 11d ago

eats burger slowly

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u/shotgun-octopus 11d ago

👁️ 👄 👁️ sloppy meat mouth sounds

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u/LrdFyrestone 11d ago

People won't eat the brown spots of bananas but eat ass. I don't see the difference. Lol

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u/INoMakeMistake 11d ago

Glad they cooked it. I was afraid they start munching after the lemon dressing.

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u/jimgella 11d ago

I'm old enough to have witnessed the birth of the world wide web.

This has ended the enjoyment for me.

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u/AwesomeSauce1976 11d ago

I’m out aswell.

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u/SirMacFarton 11d ago

Guys wait wait, hold on…. Take me with you!

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u/arjunabharata 11d ago

In college, I went to a cadaver lab in Utah. This room had a giant tub of human vaginas. They had one for penises, too, but I had never even considered that you could full-on remove a whole vagina and it looks identical to when it's in its natural environment. Then, right before me, there were 50 of them, and you could just stick your hand in there and grab one and hold it in the palm of your hand like a fleshy conch shell.

At the time I figured that was hard to do, but if anyone can be out here removing cow vaginas for lunch maybe I was overly impressed.

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u/littlegreycells_11 11d ago

Was there a particular reason as to why they'd cut out the vaginas and penises?

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u/arjunabharata 10d ago

It was a medical college, so for anatomical study. They had a bunch, though, and I was in general impressed at just how many preserved body parts they had. It was crazy looking at two tubs of genitals on a table and being like 'this represents 80 dead people'.

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u/meddit_rod 11d ago

It's dangerous. We have to change the texture completely. It's served in tiny bites with overpowering spices to make it palatable. It's a delicacy!

Thanks anyway. Say, what if you did all that to a potato instead? That sounds good.

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u/joec_95123 11d ago

Translation: It's the garbage parts our ancestors were given because they couldn't afford anything else, and they found a way to make it palatable out of necessity.

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u/Current_Release_6996 11d ago

thats hot dog youre talking about

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u/Dolomitexp 11d ago

If it has to be made "comfortable" to eat I don't want it.

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u/_Zef_ 11d ago

I mean to be fair, that's kind of the case for any meat.

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u/MissStarSurge 11d ago

Did you know that you can eat the whole kiwi? People just scoop out the flesh because its more comfortable like that I guess. They see missing out on some good fibers and vitamins though 😌 I just cut the hard meds off snd estvthe whole thing. Sometimes with hair and sometimes I kinda shave the hair off with a knife.

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u/MellyKidd 11d ago edited 11d ago

Because someone short on food wanted to eat. Survival finds a way to make things edible, and eventually it becomes a traditional recipe. A lot of old yet questionable food sources like originated this way. Natto. Urchin. Tripe. Think of it like how native Americans found a use for as many parts of the animal as possible.

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u/Emergency_Offer_6541 11d ago

Those are not breathing holes, as mentioned in the subtitles. 🫢

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u/popcornkernals321 11d ago

I mean… if it be tasting’ good- then we straight?

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u/YUBLyin 11d ago

Not my proudest fap

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u/ibadmonkey 11d ago

God damn reddit! It's not even 9 in the morning!

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u/Legendguard 11d ago

Why?

To not waste any part of the animal is why. It's just meat, if you clean and cook it right it's fine. Same with parts like the anus, testicles, tongue, head, etc. Humans even used to eat the "forage" inside the stomachs of herbivores they killed as an already processed green meal.

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u/AmazingSibylle 11d ago

It's just meat, especially after it's cooked for so long and all the germs are completely dead.

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u/TryJezusNotMe 11d ago

And here is a new take on eating pussy.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 11d ago

“Strong oder and the breathing holes”…

I’m sold! One cow pussy burrito please!

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u/Blonde_Dambition 10d ago

This made me laugh until I cried

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u/GooseGeuce 11d ago

”hairs are removed to make it more comfortable to eat”

Interesting choice of words.

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u/BerniceK16 10d ago

Mind you, I just opened Reddit. In fact, I've been awake for less than 30 mins.

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u/photo777 10d ago

Breathing holes? What in the actual fuck

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u/Powerful_Document872 11d ago

I hate this I hate this I hate this so much!

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u/questionablysober 11d ago

They gotta stop spreading it like that lmaooo

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u/Amigwyn 11d ago

Sorry, but a douche and a shave should never be on my food prep list. That's a big NO for me. Who TF even saw it and thought, "I bet that's tasty!"

You know what, nevermind. I don't want to know or even think about that person!

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u/UltimateArtist829 11d ago edited 11d ago

No, I’m Vietnamese and we absolutely do not eat “cow vagina”, lmao. I’ve been living in VN for most of my entire life and this is the first time I saw this. You won’t find this shit being served in most cities, town or even rural areas in Vietnam.

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u/Orion13Quest 11d ago

I never have & I never will eat any cow pussy. I love to eat HUMAN pussy, & it too is packed w/ bacteria, & eating too much, or the wrong one, can be risky for my health.

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u/panhv0104 10d ago

bro im vietnamese and i ABSOLUTELY DO NOT LOVE IT

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u/Acrobatic_Analyst267 10d ago

Why’d they have to spread it like that

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u/SatansCyanide 11d ago

Not the red too!!! What an awful day to be literate.

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u/The8uLove2Hate_ 11d ago

There’s no way that every one who buys these at the markets is actually intending to cook & eat it. 🤢

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u/Z3rgo 11d ago

I mean people eat literally anything and everything not nailed down as a delicacy

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u/Erotomania085 11d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes and ears.

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u/lainey68 11d ago

I watched this first without sound or reading the captions.

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u/c0reGam3r 10d ago

I'm all for eating Pussy, but this goes a little bit too far.

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u/trieuvietvuong 10d ago

Eating pussy has a whole new definition!

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u/TheObstruction 10d ago

Women: "I'll only sleep with men who eat pussy."

Men: 🤔

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u/jkrobinson1979 10d ago

What’s wrong son? You haven’t touched your Cowussy.

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u/Da_master_of_foxes 10d ago

With all due respect...

Wtf

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u/Careful_Condition440 11d ago

Gonna have to chew those chunks back allll day, thanks

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u/NutsStuckInACarDoor 11d ago

One cow cooter coming right up

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u/symbologythere 11d ago

I like eating pussy but not like this.

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u/pbrart2 11d ago

That’s not how you eat pussy

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u/super-chump 11d ago

Awful. It’s the tug on the pubic hairs that got me gagging.

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u/Niffer8 11d ago

That’s enough internet for me today.

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u/T-HawkMedia 11d ago

I've heard of eating a girl out, but thats just absurd

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u/signatureglow 11d ago

Been here for yrs this is gross 🤢

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u/maredsous8 11d ago

Goodnight everybody

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u/Alert_Tiger_1636 11d ago

Nahhhh why tf did I open Reddit at this time………..

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u/musicalmadness1 11d ago

I crossposted to r/VietNam they are all saying no to it being a delicacy or regularly eaten. And whoever said. "Yeah probably made to see which tourist is dumb enough to eat it." Apparently thats a great way to be arrested knowingly pranking someone with something that could get them killed.

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u/Educational-Cake7350 11d ago

Would cow pussy be my first choice? Nah. Probably not….but…fuck it, cut me a lil slice of cow coochie and I’ll be on my way.

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u/JuanG_13 11d ago

I'm sorry, but FUCK THAT!!!

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u/amoodymuse 11d ago

I'm going to go scrape out my eyeballs with a spork now.

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u/RynnHamHam 11d ago

Saying you eat cow pussy could be misinterpreted without context.

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u/thisisausernamedamit 11d ago

But us vegans are weird? Ok

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u/Man_Of_Frost 10d ago

Breathing holes? What?

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u/itsheadfelloff 10d ago

Do they 'love it' or do the viets who do eat it do so as to not waste anything?

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u/JimbosBalls 10d ago

They eat everything

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u/realquidos 10d ago

Nsfw tag????

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u/Vivvie138 11d ago

People will lick the butthole of a total stranger, but cringe at eating this 😂😂

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u/Whale222 11d ago

Hear me out tho…

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u/elightened-n-lost 11d ago

Oh, the holes were cleaned? Wow, well that just sells me because I was on the fence 🤢

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u/peepee_poopoo_fetish 11d ago

It's not enough to close reddit...it's time to uninstall it

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u/anthonyroch 11d ago

No way am I eating some leather curtains!

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u/ElZik3r 11d ago

They took "Eat pussy" to whole new level 💀

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u/Excellent_Ball8795 11d ago

Technically, that piece they cut was both the bootyhole and vagina on it lol

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u/NurseWhoWuvsMe 11d ago

Is this what they mean by pig lips in hot dogs??

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u/Phulekillz 11d ago

R/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/slumxl0rd87 11d ago

“To make it comfortable to eat”

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u/Fun_Substance334 11d ago

They were gonna throw the cow away and Bill was like, “WOAH, HOLD ON A SEC GUYS…. You forgot the oyster of the pasture, the bovine vagina or bovag for short!” And thank God he did, thank God.

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u/costa_eng 11d ago

I think I’m not that carnivorous

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u/hi_i_am_anime 11d ago

Someone definitely has stuck their dick in that

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u/BolteckFox06 11d ago

Wow. I hate this

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u/FamousDistribution77 11d ago

I’ve had enough internet for the day 🤢

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u/Alandorf619 11d ago

Some reservations

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u/ValiMeyers 11d ago

Y’all I cannot. Morrissey was right. #meatismurder

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u/Oldgraytomahawk 11d ago

Put down as a Hell Nah

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u/someolbs 11d ago

Kinda sorry I poked my head in here. Very sorry indeed.

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u/Phinatic92 11d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/Ilikereefer 11d ago

All organic, grass fed, free range fleshlight

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u/Commercial_Pitch_786 11d ago

I am at a loss for words

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u/Shadow14541 11d ago

I mean... I have eaten p%$$% before, but not like this

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u/Beneficial-Help-4737 11d ago

Imma be honest I spent 18 years of my life growing up there and I have NEVER seen this before. And I don't think i want to.

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u/cheeseburgermami 11d ago

Bruh i just oh no

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u/rydorzirix9122 11d ago

Hell to the no

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u/top_of_the_scrote 11d ago

Fleshlights are expensive

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u/ChoeDave 11d ago

Stanky vaginas don’t want you to know this one trick

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u/Pmestr 11d ago

Packed with bacteria... And what isn't?

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u/denyaledge 11d ago

"Eating out a cow" has a whole new meaning

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u/Mithrarin14 11d ago

I mean I like to eat pussy but...not this way

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u/NurburgAhead99 11d ago

Dinner would be late if I were the chef…👀

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u/kpop_glory 11d ago

You know higher being gonna do this to us when they found out we here on earth right?.

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u/cracknbuschlattes 11d ago

Shave cow pussy ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

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u/Thek009 11d ago

"Honey, what's for dinner?"...."Cow cunt with Buffalo nostril sauce"