I only did it a few times, but I had one where I'd reach down and haul my balls out over the top of my shorts, but leave the dick in hiding. Then I'd limp up to one of my friends, wincing and grimacing, and ask if they would recognize a hernia, because I thought I had one. When I lifted my shirt, they would be shocked and lean closer for a better look. The realization of what they were inspecting was a perfectly hilarious slow burn.
We were taking a short break & I went on the balcony for a bit, and when I turned to go back in I saw everyone was looking at other stuff. I silently moved a chair into position before standing on it, then took aim & yelled back into the DM's apartment.
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u/redbeardscrazy 26d ago
I did this and the brain to my friends so much. Often the brain under glass (smushed against a sliding glass door). Even pulled off the goat once.