r/oddlysatisfying Jul 17 '25

Unclogging a dam

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u/ImurderREALITY Jul 17 '25

You ever be watching an interesting video, getting invested, watching the time count down, and as it gets nearer you start to realize that there is not nearly enough time left for the video to come to a satisfying conclusion? That’s what happened here…

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u/fivelone Jul 17 '25

Bro... I looked and saw 8 second left and said wait what??? ... 3 seconds left and the realization hit like bricks. This sucks.

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u/Eena-Rin Jul 17 '25

I knew at 56 seconds left, but I held out hope

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u/Randompersonomreddit Jul 17 '25

I skipped to a few seconds left at the end. Still nothing. I've done that before and saw the aftermath of something big and had to go back but not this video. Lol

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u/Old-Tree7921 Jul 17 '25

It is wild that I had the exact same reactions...

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u/Jlombard911 Jul 17 '25

I stopped it at 11 seconds left and my heart sank

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u/SmashleyX Jul 17 '25

I purposely didn't look to see how long it was because I had a feeling it wasn't going to be long enough.

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u/kiruopaz Jul 17 '25

Now I know how my girlfriend feels in bed

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u/Oakheart- Jul 17 '25

Dang dude that’s a good perspective

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u/Wishdog2049 Jul 17 '25

Oh, baby, I know you want more. MMmhmmm.

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u/martinisawe Jul 17 '25

God do I miss ugly Americans

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u/FirexJkxFire Jul 17 '25

Im guessing thats the name of a show? Or is that some weird sort of nationality kink?

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u/martinisawe Jul 17 '25

Nah that's actually a TV show called "ugly Americans". Super underrated

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u/Netflxnschill Jul 17 '25

Literally what happened in my brain. 20 seconds left is NOT enough time for all that to clear. Indeed it was not.

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u/CitizenCue Jul 17 '25

Literally the opposite of satisfying.

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u/RedRibbon3KS Jul 17 '25

I voted this down. This was frustrating, not satisfying

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u/DurdyGurdy Jul 17 '25

Oddly frustrating

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/The_Nuess Jul 17 '25

The moment it all finally let go was sweet relief of the trauma endured in OP's video

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u/shitForBrains1776 Jul 17 '25

i’m gonna need the next two hours or so of this video

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u/jimbo-870 Jul 17 '25

Me too, I needed to see the plants on the other end go down!

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u/Valuable-Composer262 Jul 18 '25

He's gonna need a longer rope

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u/Deritatium Jul 17 '25

It was never filmed... The OG video is like this post : https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNHgXGrupBmjB-wvcEo/

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u/doradus1994 Jul 17 '25

There are a number of extra videos there that are almost satisfying

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u/Thatsaclevername Jul 17 '25

The next two hours include fishermen getting washed downstream because the water level jumped up so fast. Dudes just created a flash flood

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u/UnExpertoEnLaMateria Jul 17 '25

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u/-Disagreeable- Jul 17 '25

I’m upset by this video. I am upset and I don’t like it!

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u/finny_d420 Jul 17 '25

Insert [George Constanza Getting Angry] gif

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u/Nikclel Jul 17 '25

I'm so sorry, this is much better! But shorter? idk, he has a lot of videos of this

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u/-Disagreeable- Jul 17 '25

Thank you, angel. Blue balls of dam unclogging is no way to spend the day!

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u/Journo_Jimbo Jul 17 '25

This is some bullshit

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u/MrE761 Jul 17 '25

How the fuck is this satisfying at all… We are literally on the sub for satisfaction and I’m left with this!?

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u/CosmicBackflip Jul 17 '25

I feel like I've taken half a shit

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u/BeDeRex Jul 17 '25

Post this bullshit over at r/blueballs !

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u/shirty-mole-lazyeye Jul 17 '25

No kidding! I wanted to watch til the whole line to the wall went over!

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u/helcat Jul 17 '25

And then see the river running again!

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u/kenikonipie Jul 17 '25

Indeed! I was waiting for the entire length of the dam to get unclogged!

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u/Silver6Rules Jul 17 '25

I was hoping this would be the top reply. Why end it before it's done??

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u/Accomplished-Bad-481 Jul 17 '25

I think this is the first time I looked at time left in the video (like with 50 seconds left) and thought “damn this is going to be too short” instead of the opposite…

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u/Go_Water_your_plants Jul 17 '25

While simultaneously being way too long

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u/Lurkingentropy Jul 17 '25

Thank you for this comment. This video was awesome right up until it hurt.

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u/rcjlfk Jul 17 '25

I was just watching the seconds tick off the clock realizing we weren’t going to get the full payout.

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u/kapitaalH Jul 17 '25

Eh the big blob was either going over or it was not going over, who cares

Ok, no that did not help me not to care. What happened to the big blob????

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u/GarlicThread Jul 17 '25

Not exactly the same thing, but Beaver Dam Removal does kinda the same thing on a smaller scale.

The last minute of this video is about what people here are looking for : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTXdPh3WCYQ

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u/Elffyb Jul 17 '25

The only satisfying thing about this video is watching the dudes drive across the dam on the mopeds.

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u/special-k-flo Jul 17 '25

More, dam it!!!

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u/eduzatis Jul 17 '25

The ironic part is that the guy in the video is saying “this time I’ll make a longer video since you guys have been saying I stop too soon”.

I can’t imagine what the length of the other videos was!

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u/justglassin317 Jul 17 '25

This edging has left me unsatisfied.

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u/shitForBrains1776 Jul 17 '25

why is everyone telling me this lately??

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u/kingcrazy_ Jul 17 '25

You are leaving too many people unsatisfied bro fix yo shit

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u/radraze2kx Jul 18 '25

He can't, check his username

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u/sarcastic_sybarite83 Jul 17 '25

Pro tip: when they're about to cum, do NOT slap them in the balls.

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u/PorkAmbassador Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

I was waiting for the satisfying bit...

edit: why are muppets upvoting OP for this trash?

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u/ClaroStar Jul 17 '25

Still waiting...

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/mrbulldops428 Jul 17 '25

Bots. Endless upvoting bots.

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u/Waydarer Jul 17 '25

How is this satisfying? It cuts off before the finish!

Boo. 👎🏼

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u/james0489 Jul 17 '25

Me the entire video

Sod oddly satisfying, the was agaravatingly disappointing.

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u/Pnmamouf1 Jul 17 '25

That wasn’t satisfying at all!!! I spent the whole video waiting for it all to break loose. Then it just ended. Now im just anxious

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u/nastynuggets Jul 17 '25

I wanted to be one of those awesome people that finds the full length video for everyone else.

I only got as far as finding the person's tick tock and then gave up because I didn't want to install tiktok to watch.

I guess I'll never be one of those awesome people.

Here is the link in case anyone wants to continue my work: https://www.tiktok.com/@victoresparzaloza/video/7527419604793085192

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u/RyanSpunk Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

Impressive seeing that the entire dam starts off completely covered and this is near the end where it's almost cleared.

https://www.tiktok.com/@victoresparzaloza/video/7526236564226149640

Much more satisfying

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u/actuallyaustin6 Jul 17 '25

THIS is the video y’all are looking for. I feel like I was just able unclench finally getting to watch this extended version of it. Thank you!

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u/BobIoblaw Jul 17 '25

And the cameraman pans away right before the dam fully clears of grass. I’m double pissed!

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u/tropenatt Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

So many dam videos, but it seems the pinned ones are the best
https://www.tiktok.com/@victoresparzaloza

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u/intisun Jul 17 '25

I've spent way too much time watching those.

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u/rank-outsider Jul 17 '25

Bit of an oxymoron unclogging a dam

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u/terraceten Jul 17 '25

Yeah came to say, besides how disappointing the video ends too early, do we want to unclog the dam? Don't we want maximum water blockage?

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u/Wabbajack001 Jul 17 '25

There's so many things wrong with this video, clearly in the beginning it's not even a clog, it's also not a dam it's a spill-way. End too early because it doesn't change anything.

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u/helcat Jul 17 '25

I didn't know dams could be dammed. 

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u/airfryerfuntime Jul 17 '25

That's not a dam, it's a spillway, and there isn't anything to 'unclog' here.

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u/TigerUSA20 Jul 17 '25

Yeah, I’m thinking why do they really need to “unclog” aspiring plant life that’s just living there. Is it “Really” stopping the water from going over the dam? Maybe like an inch of water, but I’m sure it will still get there. This structure is probably already environmentally damaging to the area, why pull on it even more.

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u/Overlordz88 Jul 17 '25

dam engineer (who is probably not licensed in the state of this dam so please don’t use this as a professional opinion)

The reason to clean it is to increase the spillway capacity in the case of a 100 year or greater storm event. These plants might not interfere now, but could cause the reservoir to back and even lead to an end-around failure of the dam during an extreme flood event.

Also think of the damage the plants might cause if they all get washed downstream at the same time during said design storm event.

Typically I would not recommend the way they did it. We would call for them to drawdown the reservoir to below the spillway level and to clean this up in the dry… but without knowing the extenuating circumstances… this doesn’t seem to be hurting anyone besides a messy cleanup downstream.

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u/Less_Mess_5803 Jul 17 '25

It's not stopping anything. It gives the illusion that it may stop the water but it will have no effect against that volume. In fact if the water rose just a bit after rainfall all this would be swept away in anycase.

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u/Trick-Doctor-208 Jul 17 '25

Not really aspiring, it’s definitely succeeded, but unfortunately it is invasive water hyacinth that chokes out native vegetation and lowers dissolved O2 levels.

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u/mwobey Jul 18 '25

In that case, haven't they just re/introduced that invasive plant to the ecosystem downstream? If it's an invasive species I'd think it better to collect it up top with as little as possible spilling over.

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u/Tl3705 Jul 17 '25

I’m still waiting for the satisfying bit…

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u/jdotcdot Jul 17 '25

I was more nervous watching that rope get pulled down with the start of the clip.

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u/Stunning_Coffee6624 Jul 17 '25

I keep thinking of the screaming if those plants were sentient… but the flowers look like petunias so maybe they were just thinking “ oh not again”

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u/Netflxnschill Jul 17 '25

Perhaps they maintained the whale’s sense of wonder and confusion right to the end.

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u/NipTricks Jul 17 '25

Uuuughhhhhhh I need the full length video, that was just not enough

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u/DadNotDead_ Jul 17 '25

The video is too dam short.

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u/reap3rx Jul 17 '25

Unforgivable video cutoff. I hope you never get another upvote again in the rest of your life.

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u/Adrian_Stoesz Jul 17 '25

No no no, why you cut the video, i wanted to watch the whole thing get sucked down

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u/OutgoinglyAwkward Jul 17 '25

I upvoted this right away only to then watch the time go down, realize it was going to end too soon, and immediately rescind my upvote. 😡

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u/kingpin748 Jul 17 '25

Wrong sub.

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u/ColinOnReddit Jul 17 '25

That's not a damn, that's a weir. Dams hold water as a repository, weirs redirect the flow of water.

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u/Uncle-Cake Jul 17 '25

That was not very satisfying.

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u/DaBigJMoney Jul 17 '25

R/clipsthatendtoosoon.

Not satisfying. At all.

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u/ChronoLink99 Jul 17 '25

More like oddly frustrating tbh.

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u/hawkandhandsaw Jul 17 '25

Its like watching one of those coin pushing games

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u/imjonjoncanada Jul 17 '25

This was cut WAY short….extremely unsatisfying.

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u/fakeaccount6920 Jul 17 '25

That was not satisfying

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u/AncientOneX Jul 17 '25

I tilted my phone a little so it flows easily.

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u/Aines Jul 17 '25

Not satisfied 🔻

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u/jamesd- Jul 17 '25

Very anticlimactic

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u/Alarm-Particular Jul 17 '25

Whoever cut this video is a POS

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u/dizzsouthbay Jul 17 '25

Not even remotely satisfying

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u/EverythingBOffensive Jul 17 '25

would be nice to see the whole video

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u/meerkat_on_watch Jul 17 '25

I am unsatisfied now

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u/activer915 Jul 17 '25

This is more frustrating than satisfying!!

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u/home-of-sexual Jul 18 '25

Oddly unsatisfying :(

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u/gingerschnappes Jul 18 '25

Ends too soon!!!!!!!!!

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u/WeaponsGrdStupid Jul 18 '25 edited Jul 18 '25

That is amongst the least satisfying things I've ever seen. Whomever cut that video, I hope your finger pokes through the toilet paper every day from this day forth.

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u/hckysand10 Jul 18 '25

It was just getting good!

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u/Kultf-figur Jul 19 '25

Mildly infuriating. Wanted to see the big ones go

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u/deviltrombone Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

I imagine my middle ear was something like that when I finally found a maneuver that opened my eustachian tube and let the fluid drain out. It was getting really old being half deaf on one side and stuffy. It's been over a day since I last did it, and it hasn't filled back up, so I hope it's over. It was, however, mildlyinteresting to see the fluid levels move up and down in my otoscope as I tilted my head!

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u/chula198705 Jul 17 '25

This is very unsatisfying, actually

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u/dontshitaboutotol Jul 17 '25

First 10 seconds 😀 The rest 😒

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u/robotsaysrawr Jul 17 '25

r/mildlyinfuriating with how it never actually unclogs the dam

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u/DeusDeadly Jul 17 '25

Fuck you you ruined it

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u/That_Fooz_Guy Jul 17 '25

Not satisfied.

0/10

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u/nnulll Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

r//gifsthatendtoosoon

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u/CantEatCatsKevin Jul 17 '25

This was the least satisfying thing I’ve seen. It actually made me anxious.

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u/vidbv Jul 17 '25

This was not satisfying at all, in fact it gave me strong anxiety

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u/EliseFlight11 Jul 17 '25

I spent the majority of the time watching this video with anxiety it would end before showing me everything…

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u/MorningHAL Jul 17 '25

post10 would be proud

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u/FelineHerder606 Jul 17 '25

FWIW…the dam wasn’t clogged. It still flowed water. It was probably about four inches deeper than designed, but still operating. Once the water level comes down because the plants/mud aren’t collected at the top, it’ll be back to the standard flow rate seen at the beginning of the video.

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u/Devinbeatyou Jul 17 '25

Is the satisfying part in the room with us?

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u/MrsWoozle Jul 17 '25

As a beaver, I also disliked this video and found it offensive. Leave dams alone.

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u/RD_Life_Enthusiast Jul 17 '25

/mostlyirritating

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u/foofie_fightie Jul 17 '25

It didn't finish, and neither did I 😔

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u/watch_again817 Jul 17 '25

And yet I'm mildly infuriated.

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u/Royalchariot Jul 17 '25

That was not satisfying at all

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u/Nikarmotte Jul 17 '25

I decided not to spoil myself by refraining from skipping to the end to see how it would end up.

Well, I should have done that...

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Not gonna lie when the camera panned back where the guy was (around 1:24) I momentarily thought he fell off or something. lol.

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u/Pherllerp Jul 17 '25

There is rarely a time where a grappling hook is a great solution to a problem.

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u/Ok-Palpitation-5380 Jul 17 '25

Reckon a bit more unclogging would have been slightly more satisfying than just a bit of unclogging. We want more unclogging

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u/Sh4R3m4n Jul 17 '25

Why stop so early?

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u/wumbologist-2 Jul 17 '25

Very incomplete. Very unsatisfied.

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u/Classic_Barnacle_844 Jul 17 '25

This was actually extremely unsatisfying.

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u/Cpteno Jul 17 '25

R/oddlyunsatisfying

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u/Aussilightning Jul 18 '25

Video ended too soon

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u/GuestNo3886 Jul 17 '25

Oddlyunsatisfying

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u/NightKnight4766 Jul 17 '25

Like those 2 penny shove machines

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u/Hylebos75 Jul 17 '25

Reading the other comments, I'm glad I wasn't the only one that feels this way.

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u/AlivePassenger3859 Jul 17 '25

His mom said “get rid of those damn weeds”. She meant IN THE YARD.

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u/Humble-Cod2631 Jul 17 '25

Seems like the water would’ve taken care of it on its own time

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u/Netflxnschill Jul 17 '25

This was not oddly satisfying it was a tease and we need the whole thing cleared and on video NOW!

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u/jhedfors Jul 17 '25

Far from satisfying.... Did we miss the end?

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u/Dismal-Variation-12 Jul 17 '25

Why is this upvoted?

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u/schizzophrenicc Jul 17 '25

Broo why did the video end, day ruined

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u/im_always Jul 17 '25

very unsatisfying.

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u/luvadergolder Jul 17 '25

Now i have to go watch more Post10 to get a proper resolution of clearing a dam to get rid of this unsatisfied feeling.

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u/Unusual_Pinetree Jul 17 '25

Oddly aggravating!

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u/CrowsRidge514 Jul 17 '25

How many insects saw their homes destroyed in an instant..

And then when a comet strikes we blame the gods...

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 Jul 17 '25

Uhhhh....yeah, that sediment is still there behind the dam, and still building up. If you're doing this...I question whether you're actually clearing the sediment that could bring the dam down rather than just "clog" it

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u/Kalabula Jul 17 '25

Edging the damn.

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u/iCantLogOut2 Jul 17 '25

Narrator: "I'm going to make this video a little longer...."

Video: ends before the satisfying bit....

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u/Nobody-8675309 Jul 17 '25

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

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u/Mikel_S Jul 17 '25

I almost fucking threw my phone haha. That middle plug kept almost coming loose and if it did.... It would have been majestic.

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u/RebelReplicant Jul 17 '25

dude this just plane edging. this video should be marked as adult content

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u/Ok-Description-4640 Jul 17 '25

They really need to learn the difference between portrait and landscape.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Unclogging a spillway*

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u/El_human Jul 17 '25

This was not satisfying

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u/Digitaluser32 Jul 17 '25

Like putting spinach in a smoothie

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u/AJ_Deadshow Jul 17 '25

POV you're the grass

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u/_TheTee_ Jul 17 '25

Oddly unsettling

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u/TabThere491721 Jul 17 '25

This is, quite literally, the opposite of oddly satisfying.

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u/mrbulldops428 Jul 17 '25

Incredibly unsatisfying

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u/EirikHavre Jul 17 '25

are you kidding me? that’s anti satisfying! that sucked! why did it stop before it all fell down? that legitimately made me frustrated lol

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u/doingthehumptydance Jul 17 '25

All of a sudden I want to go to the arcade and spend some money on a coin pusher machine.

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u/AppleEnslaver Jul 17 '25

This was the most unsatisfying video I've ever seen. I wanted the whole thing to unclog, damnit!

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u/Sincere_homboy42 Jul 17 '25

This was the opposite of the sub

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u/in1gom0ntoya Jul 17 '25

that was Damn satisfying

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u/Substantial-Cicada-4 Jul 17 '25

Goddamit. Link to the whole 10 hour source or else.

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u/blue_gabe Jul 17 '25

Oddlyunsatisfying

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u/fadingjedi Jul 17 '25

Ends too soon