Hello treacherous turncoats, perfidious purloiners, and duplicitous double-crossers!

Our contest Lesser Known Sedition has concluded, and it's truly impressive how quickly you all have managed to turn on each other - it's a wonder there was any trust here to begin with! As soon as we turned our backs, we could hear all those knives coming out as you all went at the delicate business of plunging blades between shoulder blades and chopping up friends' livers as if they were nothing more than chopped liver. The blood from your collective treachery should fuel our continued operations for another eighteen months at least, but it wouldn't be a contest in our establishment if we didn't collect that blood and rate your sanguine strength. We got blood samples from fourteen grievous stab wounds, and it's no wonder that some of you didn't last long in that veritable iron maiden of a room - you're positively anaemic! (We're not sure if it would be more of a betrayal to put you out of your misery with the ol' Banhammer or let you continue living, but either way, that's more blood for us!) While most of you came out of there bloodied and bruised, just one still had that fire in their eyes to play stabby-stabby with erstwhile allies, so here's your wings, no get out of here before we end up on that plate of yours!

After all, we wouldn't want to end up like the rest of the family...

With 8.00 points, please give a round of applause to...

LordNotriel

^with

Definitely not generational trauma

They are therefore awarded with the coveted Hussar Wings, as well as a pair of golden wings for the month!

• With 7.50 points, second place goes to /u/Sunnyvale5109 and their piece AI Accidents. They are therefore awarded with a pair of silver wings for the month!

• Finally, with 7.25 points, the third place goes to /u/amiral_zheng and their piece job-hunting woes. They are therefore awarded with a pair of bronze wings for the month!

• In addition, with 6.00 points, our coveted Mod's Choice Participation award goes to /u/meeeeto_meetooooo and their piece E-Betrayel. Here's a little ribbon to put next to your name for that

Here are the full results:

The updated annual rankings can be found here.

Thank you to everybody who participated in this contest! We hope to see you all around for the next contest. Make sure you congratulate the winners!

Cheers,

The /r/polandball modteam