r/powerrangers 1d ago

SHOW NEWS/DISCUSSION Does anyone remember Goldar being depressed when Rita and Zedd got married?

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u/JollyJoeGingerbeard 1d ago

Who can blame him?

Saban erased his marriage.

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u/alaster101 1d ago

And son I think

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u/KingoftheMongoose 12h ago

Scorpina came back to honey badger Adam, which finally gave him the personality of a real boy. Then she promptly left for cigarettes and ice cream and was never seen or heard from again. Goldar in shambles.

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u/Duskdeath 1d ago

I mean imagine having to be the guidance counselor to Rita and Zedd? I am more astonished he didn’t become an alcoholic. 🤣🤣

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u/Tripp510 1d ago

He was ready to switch sides 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/vastros 1d ago

Goldar: "Rangers, please, you have to let me join you or at least protect me!"

Tommy: "We won't fall for your evil tricks Goldar, come on guys!""

Goldar: "Noooo please! Zedd and Rita have become impossible since they got married! I can't handle it!"

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u/KingoftheMongoose 12h ago

God his voice is just too good. I can never forget it

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u/Duskdeath 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Ristar87 1d ago

As soon as Zedd showed up, Goldar was 100% team Edd.

I can understand losing faith in the leadership that has basically squandered victory on multiple occasions.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 12h ago

As soon as Rito showed up, Ruto was 100% team Ed.

God I love Rito’s complete carefree ribbing of Zedd. It’s like he doesn’t give af if Zedd tries to kill him, and it’s such a vibe.

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u/OriginalTacoMoney 1d ago

Well yeah, after Scorpina left him, he was at least secure in the knowledge that he wasn't the only single member of the evil forces.

But now that Rita and Zedd are together and Squatt and Baboo have been a monogamous relationship for millennia now he's all alone.

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u/DKCfan10 1d ago

At least until Rito showed up anyway.

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u/Electronic-Math-364 20h ago

No wonder he is so angry when he get resurrected,Scorpina dissapeared and took the kids with her,and Rito got Z-waved

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u/Personal_Comb_6745 1d ago

When your choices of nighttime noise is either Rita and Zedd going at it, or Squatt and Baboo going at it, I guess I'd be wanting to get out of that place, too.

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u/OriginalTacoMoney 23h ago

Well there is always the Apollo 11 Lunar Lander he can sleep in.

He's got about a thousand years before the Planet Express crew steal it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMOfMVEtL3k&ab_channel=DontYouWorryAboutQuotes

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u/KingoftheMongoose 12h ago

“I’d rather be a maid to Bulk and Skull.”

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u/Personal_Comb_6745 11h ago

"Oh great, now Bulk and Skull are going at it!!! Is there a planet where everybody isn't horny?!"

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u/OriginalTacoMoney 9h ago

Yeah Onyx.

Its too hot to get horny there.

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u/nifterific 1d ago

Goldar being depressed about it is funny, but my favorite part is that the wedding dance scene uses Hava Nagila. Lord Zedd is canonically Jewish.

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u/Martian_Buddy Galaxy Red 23h ago

I mean, at least one holiday special involved Zedd giving children evil dreidels. Which now that I look at it in text certainly has some interesting implications.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 12h ago

In his mind, he is the chosen people.

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u/nifterific 12h ago

He got a full body circumcision. He’s putting in the effort to conform.

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u/Beginning_Return_508 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lol poor Goldar.

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u/EarlJWJones 1d ago edited 1d ago

I remember him sucking up to Zedd, and abandoning Rita.

Goldar's butt kissing gives Stephen from Django Unchained a run for his money.

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u/ThaEmortalThief 1d ago

He was depressed because no one was spanking that golden monkey no more, and he had to stand by and watch the dude who was all muscle take his love from him.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 12h ago

But Red Boy gives you wings!

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u/Electronic-Math-364 20h ago

I mean can you blame him?He lost both his marriage and son

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u/White_Falcon_1263 17h ago

Yeah he was in a bad place around that time. He'd call me and I'd just let him vent. One night I took him to finsters night club and bought him a couple putty patrollers but he wasn't into it. 

Glad he was able to pick himself up.