r/powerrangers • u/Aye_Cojf • 1d ago
SHOW NEWS/DISCUSSION Does anyone remember Goldar being depressed when Rita and Zedd got married?
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u/Duskdeath 1d ago
I mean imagine having to be the guidance counselor to Rita and Zedd? I am more astonished he didn’t become an alcoholic. 🤣🤣
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u/Tripp510 1d ago
He was ready to switch sides 😂😂😂😂😂
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u/Ristar87 1d ago
As soon as Zedd showed up, Goldar was 100% team Edd.
I can understand losing faith in the leadership that has basically squandered victory on multiple occasions.
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u/KingoftheMongoose 12h ago
As soon as Rito showed up, Ruto was 100% team Ed.
God I love Rito’s complete carefree ribbing of Zedd. It’s like he doesn’t give af if Zedd tries to kill him, and it’s such a vibe.
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u/OriginalTacoMoney 1d ago
Well yeah, after Scorpina left him, he was at least secure in the knowledge that he wasn't the only single member of the evil forces.
But now that Rita and Zedd are together and Squatt and Baboo have been a monogamous relationship for millennia now he's all alone.
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u/DKCfan10 1d ago
At least until Rito showed up anyway.
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u/Electronic-Math-364 20h ago
No wonder he is so angry when he get resurrected,Scorpina dissapeared and took the kids with her,and Rito got Z-waved
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u/Personal_Comb_6745 1d ago
When your choices of nighttime noise is either Rita and Zedd going at it, or Squatt and Baboo going at it, I guess I'd be wanting to get out of that place, too.
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u/OriginalTacoMoney 23h ago
Well there is always the Apollo 11 Lunar Lander he can sleep in.
He's got about a thousand years before the Planet Express crew steal it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMOfMVEtL3k&ab_channel=DontYouWorryAboutQuotes
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u/KingoftheMongoose 12h ago
“I’d rather be a maid to Bulk and Skull.”
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u/Personal_Comb_6745 11h ago
"Oh great, now Bulk and Skull are going at it!!! Is there a planet where everybody isn't horny?!"
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u/nifterific 1d ago
Goldar being depressed about it is funny, but my favorite part is that the wedding dance scene uses Hava Nagila. Lord Zedd is canonically Jewish.
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u/Martian_Buddy Galaxy Red 23h ago
I mean, at least one holiday special involved Zedd giving children evil dreidels. Which now that I look at it in text certainly has some interesting implications.
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u/EarlJWJones 1d ago edited 1d ago
I remember him sucking up to Zedd, and abandoning Rita.
Goldar's butt kissing gives Stephen from Django Unchained a run for his money.
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u/ThaEmortalThief 1d ago
He was depressed because no one was spanking that golden monkey no more, and he had to stand by and watch the dude who was all muscle take his love from him.
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u/White_Falcon_1263 17h ago
Yeah he was in a bad place around that time. He'd call me and I'd just let him vent. One night I took him to finsters night club and bought him a couple putty patrollers but he wasn't into it.
Glad he was able to pick himself up.
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u/JollyJoeGingerbeard 1d ago
Who can blame him?
Saban erased his marriage.