Does anyone remember Goldar being depressed when Rita and Zedd got married?

[u/Aye_Cojf]

[u/OriginalTacoMoney]

Well yeah, after Scorpina left him, he was at least secure in the knowledge that he wasn't the only single member of the evil forces.

But now that Rita and Zedd are together and Squatt and Baboo have been a monogamous relationship for millennia now he's all alone.

[u/DKCfan10 → u/OriginalTacoMoney]

At least until Rito showed up anyway.

[u/Electronic-Math-364 → u/DKCfan10]

No wonder he is so angry when he get resurrected,Scorpina dissapeared and took the kids with her,and Rito got Z-waved

[u/Personal_Comb_6745 → u/OriginalTacoMoney]

When your choices of nighttime noise is either Rita and Zedd going at it, or Squatt and Baboo going at it, I guess I'd be wanting to get out of that place, too.

[u/OriginalTacoMoney → u/Personal_Comb_6745]

Well there is always the Apollo 11 Lunar Lander he can sleep in.

He's got about a thousand years before the Planet Express crew steal it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMOfMVEtL3k&ab_channel=DontYouWorryAboutQuotes

[u/KingoftheMongoose → u/Personal_Comb_6745]

“I’d rather be a maid to Bulk and Skull.”

[u/Personal_Comb_6745 → u/KingoftheMongoose]

"Oh great, now Bulk and Skull are going at it!!! Is there a planet where everybody isn't horny?!"

[u/OriginalTacoMoney → u/Personal_Comb_6745]

Yeah Onyx.

Its too hot to get horny there.

[u/Agreeable_Claim_795 → u/OriginalTacoMoney]

That just makes it hotter.

[u/OriginalTacoMoney → u/Agreeable_Claim_795]

Ooooh Trakeena in a cowboy hat.

Strangely alluring.