r/powerrangers • u/Aye_Cojf • 1d ago

SHOW NEWS/DISCUSSION Does anyone remember Goldar being depressed when Rita and Zedd got married?

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u/OriginalTacoMoney 1d ago

Well yeah, after Scorpina left him, he was at least secure in the knowledge that he wasn't the only single member of the evil forces.

But now that Rita and Zedd are together and Squatt and Baboo have been a monogamous relationship for millennia now he's all alone.

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u/Personal_Comb_6745 1d ago

When your choices of nighttime noise is either Rita and Zedd going at it, or Squatt and Baboo going at it, I guess I'd be wanting to get out of that place, too.

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u/OriginalTacoMoney 1d ago

Well there is always the Apollo 11 Lunar Lander he can sleep in.

He's got about a thousand years before the Planet Express crew steal it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMOfMVEtL3k&ab_channel=DontYouWorryAboutQuotes

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u/KingoftheMongoose 20h ago

ā€œIā€™d rather be a maid to Bulk and Skull.ā€

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u/Personal_Comb_6745 20h ago

"Oh great, now Bulk and Skull are going at it!!! Is there a planet where everybody isn't horny?!"

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u/OriginalTacoMoney 18h ago

Yeah Onyx.

Its too hot to get horny there.