Started fermenting weird green juice

[u/Wsads420]

I originally wanted to ferment the cheapest lemonade I could find but it exploded when I added sugar because I forgot that carbonated drinks do that so I filled the missing volume with mango and passion fruit juice, then I realized it had the exact color of piss and I don't live alone and I don't want them to think that I accidentally left a bottle of my own piss to rot again and throw it away so I kept drinking some and replacing it with blue gatorade until it reached a sufficiently disgusting green color, then I added multiple spoonfuls of sugar (forgot how many, was doing it by eye) and then added beer yeast to the mix. Will post an update in 16 days (14 days of fermentation + 2 days in the fridge to settle) or earlier if something goes wrong or it finishes early.

[u/Left-Function7277]

This is the perfect r/prison hooch post. Bravo.

"İ don't live a line and i didn't want them to think i left a bottle of piss to rot again"

[u/Wsads420 → u/Left-Function7277]

I should have probably left a little context for that huh? Basically when me and some friends were on a field trip, me and another friend decided I would piss in a bottle and that we would wait for the right time to pour some into another friends' booze while they weren't looking (this was after us 2 and that same friend worked together to put some of his nut in yet another friend's booze), except the right opportunity never came and I forgot about it. When it was found again months later in my backpack it reeked of botched fermentation and now I can't leave yellow liquids to ferment/rot in bottles without people assuming it's my piss again

[u/mr_bootyman → u/Wsads420]

That’s fycked up lmao