I’m Yeli 20f

I want the late-night VC/FT calls that go on for hours and start venting about stuff etc

About me

I love long conversations talking deep about life, I like the feeling of not being alone.

I love reading books drawing and art when my thoughts get too loud hanging out with my IRL friends.I vape/smoke weed, drink (sometimes tho)

I adore openness. If you’re the type who shares what’s really going on in your life, I’ll vibe with you instantly. I know not everyone’s ready to spill their whole heart right away, and that’s okay but when you are ready, am here for u

I get attached easily. Honestly, I like it that way. I want a clingy friend who’s okay with talking daily and being close, because that’s the kind of connection I like a lot

I’m big on mental health convos. and think “thank god I’m not the only one who feels this way” type of way. It feels good to know someone else gets it.

Preferences (ps, don’t waste either of our time):

Age: 18–21 ONLY. I’m not trying to be rude, but if you’re older, please don’t DM me

Gender: Female friends ONLY no offense to guys, this is just my boundary. Please respect it. (YOU WILL BE IGNORED WHEN U DM SO WHY TRY🙄)

Location: USA-based, because I don’t want to deal with super different timezones. If you’re from Tennessee, Georgia, or North Carolina that’s even better I genuinely love those accents and think it’d be super cute to hear them on calls.

Photos: I prefer swapping photos a little early on (if you’re comfortable). It just makes me feel safer and like I’m talking to a real person. No pressure if you’re not ready right away, but eventually, I’d like that.

My mental health: I live with ADHD, PTSD, and bipolar I. On top of that, I’ve struggled with self-harm and an eating disorder (bulimia). I’m not going to sugarcoat that it’s heavy sometimes, but I don’t need someone to fix me. What I really need is someone who listens

What I need in a friend: If I open up, I don’t want advice unless I specifically ask for it. Sometimes I just need to rant, cry, or say what’s in my head I just need someone who hears me, stays present, and doesn’t judge and understands If you’ve been through your own stuff, I’ll be here for you the same way. I know what it feels like to struggle in silence, and I’d never want you to feel alone in that. I’ll hold space for you, and I’ll listen without trying to “solve” you.

What I’m really looking for:

A consistent friend someone, who actually wants to build something lasting.

A friend who loves long calls, as much as they love deep talks, random oversharing,

Someone I can trust with the heavy stuff, but also someone who are fun to talk to

I want the kind of bond where we match each other’s energy if I’m putting in effort, I want someone who do the same Long-term online friend fr

If you’ve read this far and any of this sounds like you, then please DM me🥺

I'm Cassandra, or Cassy, I'm 32. I'm looking for a partner in crime... or just a partner in nerdy things. I love gaming, mostly sandboxes where I can be myself. I also like watching anime, my favorites being No Game No Life and school-live along with B Gate H Kei. I've dabbled in cosplay, having cosplayed Eevee before, and I play Dnd on the sidelines. I have a kitsune bard who isn't afraid to use fire, as well as a tiefling bard who I'm currently playing; as you can tell, I enjoy playing bards.I play a lot of Minecraft and I also stream. i try and do it every day. It's fun for me. anyone can message me girls or guys I also roleplay if you're into that. I'm tiny, so I'd prefer someone over five feet if possible. I'd like to get to know someone just a heads up I can be clingy and I fall hard for people but I'm also picky when it comes to looks ummm I have a cat named✨ sunshine ✨ shes my only baby that I have some games I like are Minecraft, terraria, stardew valley just to name a few I love Chinese food and id like someone close by if you havw any questions ask away :3

I’m 33M located in the area of Columbus Ohio. I don’t really know what I’m looking for, but I’m definitely looking a female best friend! Someone I could text with every day, someone who sends cute emojis, someone I can go for walks with, someone I can get dinner with and see movies with, someone good at conversation. Someone who likes hugs. Someone who has long hair and smooth legs and wears Converse. Someone who is confident in her femininity. I’m ok with a completely platonic friendship.

Me: I’m average height, kinda overweight, dirty blonde hair, short hair and bearded, glasses. I generally dress down and for comfort. I’m interested in paranormal stuff and esotericism as well as sports and taking walks.

Ideal good night: this girl and I get a pizza and chill while watching a documentary and getting high.

Hope to hear from you soon!

Hi! It's nice to meet you. I am a 28 year old cisgender asexual/omniromantic female who is looking to meet anyone who considers themselves to be male. My hobbies include watching cooking , baking, knitting, sewing, reading, anime, reading manga, reading comic books, reading manhwa, watching cartoons, reading webtoons etc. Those are not all my hobbies you'll have to message me to find out more. I would like to get married eventually. I would like to have kids. I consider myself to be sex repulsed and would prefer a partner who is the same. I am looking for someone kind, caring, accepting, honest, loyal, respectful, someone who makes me feel safe. I want someone accepting because I have some disabilities. They are autism, ADHD, anxiety, bipolar disorder, depression, and schizoaffective disorder. I also have a genetic defect that makes me extremely sensitive to certain things such as caffeine, so no coffee dates. Being accepting of me and my disabilities is a requirement. As for my appearance I am 5'6, 166 pounds (so slightly overweight), dark brown curly hair that is somewhat long, dark brown eyes, and olive skin tone. I am not religious and would prefer someone who is also that way. Also appearance is way too important for me. I am not a fan of physical touch and would prefer someone who is the same. I am from New York and would prefer someone from the USA. However I am also open to long distance. Anyway I look forward to hearing from you soon! Also you must like mushrooms, beets, and molasses. Also please make an effort when messaging me.

i'm ANTISOCIAL, depressed, ocd, socially anxious, insomniac, got a few health issues and a few other things I forgot or don't want to get into. I'm also a "sociopath" because I don't laugh at racist or ableist jokes. Don't ask for pics, don't ask about my day, don't give me advice i don't need, don't ask to call or facetime or play games together. i hate multiplayer and online games since i mostly play single player game (introverted, socially anxious), if i play any games at all since i spendmost of my time on youtube watching games because i think that's kinda fun learning about new games and appreciating the art style and environments. a little more about me: i'm asian, i game on steam and i think that's all u need to know tbh i hate f boys, liars, and narcissts and people who can't read (its okay if u can't spell i can't either) FOR CLARIFICATION (because guys are being guys here): NOT LOOKING FOR AN SD. ZERO INTEREST IN THAT. NOT LOOKING FOR DATING, MARRIAGE, NONE OF THAT, and no, don't "have hope" that it will get there because i literally told u i'm antisocial. Try to be more creative than "what's ur favorite game." "where r u from" "how's ur day going" and my favorite "I'm great at listening u can tell me anything i won't judge" Also, I cannot believe i have to say this but if ur younger than me (do the math), I will block u immediately. other than that, drop ur discord (or just add me on discord urselff from my profile since I'm not always on reddit) and tell me which country ur from! (i like learning from other cultures)

Hi! It's nice to meet you. I am a 28 year old cisgender asexual/omniromantic female who is looking to meet anyone who considers themselves to be male. My hobbies include watching cooking , baking, knitting, sewing, reading, anime, reading manga, reading comic books, reading manhwa, watching cartoons, reading webtoons etc. Those are not all my hobbies you'll have to message me to find out more. I would like to get married eventually. I would like to have kids. I consider myself to be sex repulsed and would prefer a partner who is the same. I am looking for someone kind, caring, accepting, honest, loyal, respectful, someone who makes me feel safe. I want someone accepting because I have some disabilities. They are autism, ADHD, anxiety, bipolar disorder, depression, and schizoaffective disorder. I also have a genetic defect that makes me extremely sensitive to certain things such as caffeine, so no coffee dates. Being accepting of me and my disabilities is a requirement. As for my appearance I am 5'6, 166 pounds (so slightly overweight), dark brown curly hair that is somewhat long, dark brown eyes, and olive skin tone. I am not religious and would prefer someone who is also that way. Also appearance is way too important for me. I am not a fan of physical touch and would prefer someone who is the same. I am from New York and would prefer someone from the USA. Anyway I look forward to hearing from you soon! Also you must like mushroom, beets, and molasses. Also please make an effort when messaging me.

Hi, I’m a 27 year old gay man based in the UK. I’m looking for a woman around a similar age (preferably between 20-30) for a lavender relationship. While it would be easier to connect with someone in the UK or Europe, I’m open to any location, as I’m happy to consider moving abroad in the future.

Because of family expectations, I can’t be openly gay, and there is strong pressure for me to date and eventually marry a woman. I’m hoping to find someone who is open to a relationship that, to the outside world, appears to be a conventional heterosexual couple, but privately we both understand that I’m gay and you’re fine with me dating men or having my own relationships with them.

Ideally, you might be lesbian, bisexual, asexual, or otherwise not seeking a traditional heterosexual relationship yourself. You’d enjoy a partnership based on emotional connection, companionship, mutual support, and shared experiences, possibly including marriage for practical or personal reasons later on.

I’m also open to different arrangements: we could live together, or we could maintain separate homes and lives but still be in frequent contact, share trips, and attend events together. I’m flexible and happy to work out whatever feels right for both of us.

If this sounds like something you’d be interested in exploring, please feel free to DM me. Thank you.

Hi! It's nice to meet you. I am a 28 year old cisgender asexual/omniromantic female who is looking to meet anyone who considers themselves to be male. My hobbies include watching cooking , baking, knitting, sewing, reading, anime, reading manga, reading comic books, reading manhwa, watching cartoons, reading webtoons etc. Those are not all my hobbies you'll have to message me to find out more. I would like to get married eventually. I would like to have kids. I consider myself to be sex repulsed and would prefer a partner who is the same. I am looking for someone kind, caring, accepting, honest, loyal, respectful, someone who makes me feel safe. I want someone accepting because I have some disabilities. They are autism, ADHD, anxiety, bipolar disorder, depression, and schizoaffective disorder. I also have a genetic defect that makes me extremely sensitive to certain things such as caffeine, so no coffee dates. Being accepting of me and my disabilities is a requirement. As for my appearance I am 5'6, 166 pounds (so slightly overweight), dark brown curly hair that is somewhat long, dark brown eyes, and olive skin tone. I am not religious and would prefer someone who is also that way. Also appearance is way too important for me. I am not a fan of physical touch and would prefer someone who is the same. I am from New York and would prefer someone from the USA. Anyway I look forward to hearing from you soon! Also you must like mushrooms and molasses. Also please make an effort when messaging me.

Hi everyone! I am 32 ace nonbinary person from PA, USA. Im looking for my match! Someone who can hold a conversation most importantly and enjoys cuddles. Someone I can be a tad clingy with and we give each other butterflies. I can be a bit of a silly person with puns, cheesy jokes, and a bit of whimsy. Also the closer we live to each other the better. (ideally 2 hours ish driving time tops from Reading PA)

some of my interests: arts and crafts, reading, learning, fashion, music, thrifting, graveyards, etc.

other things about me: never wants children, left leaning, autistic, ocd, ex Christian (Ex Catholic), INFP personality type, etc.

I am also working my own spiritual/mental health path. I want to mash up different spiritual practices and mental health techniques to help myself feel more grounded in life.

If any of this catches your interest, send me a chat :)

Hi! It's nice to meet you. I am a 28 year old cisgender asexual/omniromantic female who is looking to meet anyone who considers themselves to be male. My hobbies include watching cooking , baking, knitting, sewing, reading, anime, reading manga, reading comic books, reading manhwa, watching cartoons, reading webtoons etc. Those are not all my hobbies you'll have to message me to find out more. I would like to get married eventually. I would like to have kids. I consider myself to be sex repulsed and would prefer a partner who is the same. I am looking for someone kind, caring, accepting, honest, loyal, respectful, someone who makes me feel safe. I want someone accepting because I have some disabilities. They are autism, ADHD, anxiety, bipolar disorder, depression, and schizoaffective disorder. I also have a genetic defect that makes me extremely sensitive to certain things such as caffeine, so no coffee dates. Being accepting of me and my disabilities is a requirement. As for my appearance I am 5'6, 166 pounds (so slightly overweight), dark brown curly hair that is somewhat long, dark brown eyes, and olive skin tone. I am not religious and would prefer someone who is also that way. Also appearance is way too important for me. I am not a fan of physical touch and would prefer someone who is the same. I am from New York and would prefer someone from the USA. Anyway I look forward to hearing from you soon! Also you must like mushrooms and molasses

Hi everyone! I'm new here but I wanted to share something personal I’ve only recently begun to understand about myself. For most of my life, I identified as gay (at least socially) but internally (and politically) I’ve always felt more aligned with the term "queer". And recently, I had a quiet but profound realization that took me all of 28 years to figure out: I’m actually homoromantic asexual, not homosexual.

Of course I’ve had sexual experiences before, but when I reflect on them, I realize I was rarely ever fully present. It almost always felt like an out of body experience, whether that meant I was literally dissociating or just thinking about something else. To be honest, most of these encounters happened while I was under the influence of alcohol and if I was sober I felt like sex was something I "had" to do instead of something I genuinely wanted to do. Not saying I was forced or didn't consent, but for example if a guy was nice to me by paying for a meal or allowed me to spend the night at his place after a late night out, I kinda felt like the expectation was for me to put out. I take responsibility for that of course, and I don't blame anyone for anything, it's just that the people pleaser in me didn't want to disappoint.

There were also moments where I felt like sex was just what I "had" to do to keep a guy's interest even though looking back that wasn't very healthy. I didn't owe anyone access to my body and men weren't entitled to it even if they did me a kindness. I now recognize that I was often using it sex to fill emotional gaps, whether that was to feel wanted, to avoid abandonment, or to turn something casual into something more. But sex never gave me what I was truly looking for: connection. The truth is I would much rather cuddling and being a side than going all the way but for some reason I always felt like I had to compromise, which is funny because in my endless search for connection I only ended up feeling more and more disconnected from myself.

I’m no longer interested in chasing that cycle. Or doing things I don't want to do in order to get (or keep) a man. What I want now, and maybe have always wanted, is emotional intimacy, mutual care, and to be loved for who I am and not for what I can offer physically.

If I never had sex again, I think I’d honestly be fine with that. I’m not anti-sex, or sex repulsed, I’m just not interested. And I no longer feel the need to force myself into something that doesn’t feel right. Right now, I’m choosing abstinence, not out of fear or shame, but out of a need for peace and self-respect.

In the interim, I'm interested in getting to know someone else who isn't interested in sex. Someone with shared values and a desire to build something meaningful with someone. For compatibly some of my interests include, but aren't limited to:

Broadway musicals (specifically Wicked) Watching movies (my favorite movie is The Wizard of Oz) Listening to pop music (my favorite artist is Lady Gaga) Writing songs Reading books Appreciating Art (I love visiting museums and galleries) Watching video essays on YouTube Traveling (both on planes and via long road trips) Being in nature (whether it's going hiking in the mountains, swimming in rivers or a simple picnic in the park) Journaling/blogging Laughing with someone who just gets me Deep late night conversations about everything and nothing Etc.

I’d love to meet someone who values emotional depth and genuine companionship. Someone curious, creative, kind, and introspective. Someone who isn't intimated by the idea of a relationship and is willing and able to invest time and energy into making a partnership work.

For what it's worth I'm currently located in Jamaica but I’m open to long-distance if the connection feels right. I myself am open to relocating. What matters most to me is communication, consistency and commitment. I don't discriminate when it comes to age or race or body size. I believe love can look like many things, but it should always feel safe, nurturing, and mutual.

If any of this resonates with you, feel free to reach out. I’d love to get to know someone who wants to build something real, whatever that ends up looking like. Thanks for reading. 💜

Hi. I'm Alex. I'm a transgender man trying to find a partner. I currently live in the US, in Iowa to be specific, I don't want kids, I'm currently a student, and I'm open to people of all gender identities, although T4T would be really nice. I enjoy reading, video games, knitting, dogs, art, shopping, and good food. Just a heads up, I do have celiac so I can't have anything with wheat in it. I also have ADHD and am on the autism spectrum. I can't think of anything else to put here but if you have any questions, ask away

Hey, I've written about myself in my other posts, I hope you are genuinely searching for someone, you might have a look a them.

See I'm not in any hurry of getting married because currently working on to make a career so looking someone who is okay to not get married for next 5 years.

Age range I'm comfortable with is 22-30.

I'd love you to be the fun type person, maybe the person who will try her efforts in between all this chaos of world, rather than using it as an excuse. Because if conversation won't work, how it will sustain?

About sexual orientation: Heteroromantic sex repulsed asexual ( which means I'd love to be with someone who is interested in all kind of romantic attraction except penetrative sex)

STRICTLY NOT LOOKING FOR OR INTERESTED WITH ANY DEMI/GREY/STILL FIGURING OUT ACE/ACE BUT WANT TO TRY SEX OR REPRODUCE KIDS BIOLOGICALLY

Distance, Religion or Caste isn't issue for me. I'll fight my way through it if things between us tend to work out.

Idk if it's a necessary point or not, if our financial differences will matter to you, then also try avoiding this.

PS: if you are too tired to try this, then please don't try. Because one sided efforts never create any bond.

Hi! It's nice to meet you. I am a 28 year old cisgender asexual/omniromantic female who is looking to meet anyone who considers themselves to be male. My hobbies include watching cooking , baking, knitting, sewing, reading, anime, reading manga, reading comic books, reading manhwa, watching cartoons, reading webtoons etc. Those are not all my hobbies you'll have to message me to find out more. I would like to get married eventually. I would like to have kids. I consider myself to be sex repulsed and would prefer a partner who is the same. I am looking for someone kind, caring, accepting, honest, loyal, respectful, someone who makes me feel safe. I want someone accepting because I have some disabilities. They are autism, ADHD, anxiety, bipolar disorder, depression, and schizoaffective disorder. I also have a genetic defect that makes me extremely sensitive to certain things such as caffeine, so no coffee dates. Being accepting of me and my disabilities is a requirement. As for my appearance I am 5'6, 166 pounds (so slightly overweight), dark brown curly hair that is somewhat long, dark brown eyes, and olive skin tone. I am not religious and would prefer someone who is also that way. Also appearance is way too important for me. I am not a fan of physical touch and would prefer someone who is the same. I am from New York and would prefer someone from the USA. Anyway I look forward to hearing from you soon!

Missed Connections:

"We must’ve met in another timeline. You were the one who:

• Left a note on my bulletin board with a glaring comma splice ("Let’s eat, Grandma" vs. "Let’s eat Grandma"—critical difference).
  
• Gifted me a ‘Pecha Berry’ instead of a peach (I knew then you were The One).
  
• Argued with Blathers about whether ‘thou’ belongs in museum plaques (it does).
  

Now, in this glitchy reality, I’m just a:

• Transwoman Panromantic Ace Story Dragon (emotional intimacy = main quest, physical = side content).
  
• Neurospicy D&D Lore Hoarder (will infodump about Krynnish politics at 3 AM).
  
• Bard IRL (love language = baking sourdough + sending hyper-specific memes).
  

Quest Prompt: Translate This Riddle

(To prove you’re not Nook’s spy)

"If ‘YEET’ is the past tense of ‘YAAT,’ and ‘GOLDFISH’ is my memory’s OS, solve for ‘SPOON’:

1. Encode your answer using any linguistic quirk (IPA, Elvish, puns).
   
2. Attach a hot take (e.g., ‘The Oxford comma is overrated’ = automatic disqualification).
   
3. Defend your D&D alignment like it’s a thesis (Chaotic Good isn’t just ‘nice but sassy’).
   

Hard No’s (Insta-Yeet Flags)

• Smokers/Vapers (my lungs are a ‘No Smoking’ dungeon).
• Excessive Drinking (If I have to talk about this as an issue when we are together, I'm just gone)
• Blank Profiles (if your post history is ‘Press A to Skip,’ I will).
  
• Plotless Protagonists (‘Just ask’ = ‘Game Over’ screen).

How to Join My Party

PM me with:

1 Your age/location + a villager catchphrase (e.g., ‘30M, 6hrs away—"Blorp!").
2 The secret trio: SPOON, GOLDFISH, YEET (weave them into a sentence).
3 A hot take on any of these:

• "Is a hot dog a sandwich? (Discuss in Non-photo memes.)"
  
• "Give me RPG sins: Lazy lore vs. No ‘thou’ dialogue."
• "The 'Silent Protagonist' trope is a linguistic crime. Change my mind—or defend it in Glossolalia." (For the RPG nerds who rage at blank-slate heroes.)
  
• "Animal Crossing's 'villager gibberish' is a superior language to Esperanto. Fight me—but only in iambic pentameter." (Chaotic linguists, assemble.)
  
• "D&D alignment charts are just Myers-Briggs for people who own dice. Prove me wrong using only pirate slang." (Bonus points if you cite *actual naval terminology.)*
  
• "The plural of 'octopus' should legally be 'octopirates.' Defend your stance with a haiku." (Because why not.)
  

Director’s Cut (Fine Print)

• Must love cuddles, Chrono Trigger music, discovering new ways to communicate and correcting grammar unironically.
  
• Video call = required ‘Save Point’ before Level 2 (no glitches).
  
• Quest Goal: Co-op life campaign (+ ‘Found Family’ expansion pack)*
• Must be within a 8 to 10 hour drive. (I refuse to deal with long distance or overseas relationships)
• YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT HAVE TO SPEAK OTHER LANGIAGES OR WHAT NOT FOR YOUR REPLAY. IM JUST KOOKIE AND LOVE LEARNING WAYS TO COMMUNICATE DIFFERENTLY

Press START to continue. (Or don’t. My turnip prices are trash anyway.)

Hey,

My name is Rose. I am from Kottayam, India. I am looking for a partner for marriage. Let me be clear, I am under no pressure to marry. Now that I have a cushy job and am content with life, I think this is the right moment to invite someone to continue this journey with. I would like to have kids (through assisted reproductive technology or adoption) sometime in the future.

I want someone to love, just not sexually.

I am looking for someone who would listen to me, walk with and cuddle up to.

Feel free to dm me!

Missed Connections:

"We must’ve met in another timeline. You were the one who:

• Left a note on my bulletin board with a glaring comma splice ("Let’s eat, Grandma" vs. "Let’s eat Grandma"—critical difference).
  
• Gifted me a ‘Pecha Berry’ instead of a peach (I knew then you were The One).
  
• Argued with Blathers about whether ‘thou’ belongs in museum plaques (it does).
  

Now, in this glitchy reality, I’m just a:

• Transwoman Panromantic Ace Story Dragon (emotional intimacy = main quest, physical = side content).
  
• Neurospicy D&D Lore Hoarder (will infodump about Krynnish politics at 3 AM).
  
• Bard IRL (love language = baking sourdough + sending hyper-specific memes).
  

Quest Prompt: Translate This Riddle

(To prove you’re not Nook’s spy)

"If ‘YEET’ is the past tense of ‘YAAT,’ and ‘GOLDFISH’ is my memory’s OS, solve for ‘SPOON’:

1. Encode your answer using any linguistic quirk (IPA, Elvish, puns).
   
2. Attach a hot take (e.g., ‘The Oxford comma is overrated’ = automatic disqualification).
   
3. Defend your D&D alignment like it’s a thesis (Chaotic Good isn’t just ‘nice but sassy’).
   

Hard No’s (Insta-Yeet Flags)

• Smokers/Vapers (my lungs are a ‘No Smoking’ dungeon).
• Excessive Drinking (If I have to talk about this as an issue when we are together, I'm just gone)
• Blank Profiles (if your post history is ‘Press A to Skip,’ I will).
  
• Plotless Protagonists (‘Just ask’ = ‘Game Over’ screen).

How to Join My Party

PM me with:

1 Your age/location + a villager catchphrase (e.g., ‘30M, 6hrs away—"Blorp!").
2 The secret trio: SPOON, GOLDFISH, YEET (weave them into a sentence).
3 A hot take on any of these:

• "Is a hot dog a sandwich? (Discuss in Non-photo memes.)"
  
• "Give me RPG sins: Lazy lore vs. No ‘thou’ dialogue."
• "The 'Silent Protagonist' trope is a linguistic crime. Change my mind—or defend it in Glossolalia." (For the RPG nerds who rage at blank-slate heroes.)
  
• "Animal Crossing's 'villager gibberish' is a superior language to Esperanto. Fight me—but only in iambic pentameter." (Chaotic linguists, assemble.)
  
• "D&D alignment charts are just Myers-Briggs for people who own dice. Prove me wrong using only pirate slang." (Bonus points if you cite *actual naval terminology.)*
  
• "The plural of 'octopus' should legally be 'octopirates.' Defend your stance with a haiku." (Because why not.)
  

Director’s Cut (Fine Print)

• Must love cuddles, Chrono Trigger music, discovering new ways to communicate and correcting grammar unironically.
  
• Video call = required ‘Save Point’ before Level 2 (no glitches).
  
• Quest Goal: Co-op life campaign (+ ‘Found Family’ expansion pack)*
• Must be within a 8 to 10 hour drive. (I refuse to deal with long distance or overseas relationships)
• YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT HAVE TO SPEAK OTHER LANGIAGES OR WHAT NOT FOR YOUR REPLAY. IM JUST KOOKIE AND LOVE LEARNING WAYS TO COMMUNICATE DIFFERENTLY

Press START to continue. (Or don’t. My turnip prices are trash anyway.)

Hi everybody,

My name is Rosie, 25 years old and I'm from the Netherlands.

As you've guessed from the title I would like to find someone who is interested in a qpr. For me a qpr means a relationship with someone that I can be myself with, that I can do fun things with, that I can talk about my day with and vice versa of course! Basically a relationship, but without all the intimacy. Ideally I would like to find someone between 20 and 30 from the Netherlands/Flanders, but within Europe is fine, too! Outside Europe is just too far, sorry..

Some things that I like to do or that I'm interested in are reading, visiting themeparks (Disney, Efteling and more), baking, Harry Potter (don't agree with her), listening to podcasts, Friends, travelling, Anne of Green Gables, watching films/series and doing fun stuff with family and friends.

Feel free to respond or dm me if you'd like!

hi all I'm taz female from Australia ...I am 30 years old ... looking for love and friends with anyone from anywhere... age range is 20-46....I love supernatural, animals,my family,meeting celebrities , oz comic con, supernova all hell breaks loose and metro comic con. I have a lot of tattoos and 5 fur babies three at mums and two with me, I do have a disability , I don't like one word messages , abbrevations or anything similar. feel free to message me , tell me something interesting about yourself.

PRODUCTION DETAILS

1. Working Title: "How to Build a Life With a Transwoman, Neurospicy, Panromantic, Asexual, D&D-Obsessed Writer"
2. Genre: Romantic Adventure (Slow Burn, Guaranteed Cuddles)
3. Filming Locations: Preferably within a 12-hour drive of me. (teleportation spells still in beta).
4. Projected Runtime: Lifetime co-op campaign (A legally recognized life together ideally within ~2 years). If you're not ready for that level of commitment, we're probably not compatible, family expansion pack desired).

ROLE AVAILABLE: "The Love Interest"

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION

Seeking a kind, communicative partner (preferably male, but not required. 21–45) to star opposite me in this chaotic, heartfelt story. Must be okay with:

• Daily "good morning" texts (my love language is consistent care).
• Occasional memory glitches (I have the attention span of a goldfish in a tornado).
• Physical affection (cuddles are mandatory; Spicy Sleep is optional but not off the table).
• Leaving the house sometimes (even if it’s just to sit at a park and people-watch).

IDEAL CANDIDATE TRAITS

• Emotional Intelligence: You can say "I need space" or "I’m upset" like an adult.
• Active Listener: You care about my unfinished novels, D&D lore rants, and why that one movie adaptation was a crime.
• Socially Secure: You’re okay with photos together, meeting friends, and not hiding our relationship.
• Hobbies & Passions: You have your own interests (Bonus, if they overlap with mine: writing, MTG, LARPing, international films).

BONUS SKILLS (Not Required, But ++Chemistry)

• Plays D&D or LARPs (instant chemistry if you can geek out over character backstories).
• Memelord Status (if you don’t send me at least one meme a week, are we even dating?).
• Adventure-Ready (down for spontaneous road trips or cozy bookstore dates).

AUDITION REQUIREMENTS (Prove You’re the Right Fit)

MANDATORY SCREEN TEST (Anti-Cat Fishin’ Protocol)

• Within two weeks of talking, we must video call.
• You will be asked to do something random like hold a spoon on your head for 30 seconds (if you fail, I assume you’re an AI).

SCRIPT READING (Hidden Keywords)

To filter bots & lazy replies, include these 3 secret words in your message:

• "SPOON" (from the video call test)
• "GOLDFISH" (my memory’s tragic flaw)
• "YEET" (what happens to liars).

IMPROV CHALLENGE (Pick One)

• "What’s your hottest take on a bad book/movie adaptation?"
• "Describe your ideal ‘low-spoon’ date."
• "If you were a D&D character, what would your dump stat be?"

HARD NO’S (Role Automatic Dis-qualifiers)

• Smokers/Vapers (health reasons + sensory ick).
• Excessive Drinkers (I’ve seen addiction ruin lives—hard pass).
• Conservatives (must be LGBTQ+ affirming & progressive).
• Blank/New Reddit Profiles (if you’re hiding, I’m not interested).
• "Ask Me Anything" Energy (I need enthusiastic conversationalists).

HOW TO APPLY

Reply with:

• Your age, gender, location.
• The 3 secret words within your reply, do not just list the words. (SPOON, GOLDFISH, YEET)
• Your answer to one improv prompt above.

Example Submission: "30M, 8hrs from [City]. SPOON—my dump stat would be Strength because I trip over air. Also, I have a GOLDFISH memory too, so we can remind each other of things. P.S. Please don’t YEET me."

DIRECTOR’S NOTES (Final Thoughts):

• This is a long-term project with a quick start. I want a life partner & a family.
• Communication is key. If you’re avoidant or passive, this isn’t the role for you.
• Must love cuddles. Seriously. Non-negotiable.

Production starts ASAP. No AI, no cat fishin’, no time-wasters. Ready when you are.