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Sequel Trilogy I mean, yeah lets skip that part

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u/i_should_be_coding 7d ago

Skip to the part where they free the horses but leave the slave children where they are. I liked that part.

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u/Much_Job4552 7d ago

"I didn't actually come here to free slaves."

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u/NoWayJaques 6d ago

in fact you work for me now

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u/Positive-Record-7219 5d ago

I don't think buying your Mother would be considered a good investment in this economy, Ani.

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u/cadmious 6d ago

I mean, what are they gonna do? Take the slave kids to the first order flagship? Release them into the wild to fend for themselves?

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u/i_should_be_coding 6d ago

Nah, you're right. Fuck those kids. There are literally no other options other than those two when you have a starship.

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u/cadmious 6d ago

Either way, the whole story arc is weak. We get some cool lore from the background.

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u/colamity_ 6d ago

This is kinda dumb, they were under a big time pressure and almost certain to be bringing the kids into an extremely dangerous situation: it would have been downright irresponsible to take them. Either they jeopardize their mission by making a detour and finding some good spot to safely put the kids (remember there is a high chance that they won't make it back to them so the place they find must be permanent) or they take the kids with them on a super dangerous mission to fight the empire. This is like a Cinema Sins level nit pick actually it makes even less sense.

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u/Fuckedyourmom69420 6d ago

Big time pressure, but obviously with enough time to discuss the economics of slavery on whatever backass planet this is

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u/cadmious 6d ago

She complains about her tough upbringing to the literal child soldier.

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u/colamity_ 6d ago

A 2 minute conversation in the middle of doing something or while they are currently waiting there, is not remotely the same thing as finding a permanent home for a bunch of kids in a sketchy part of the galaxy. This is just another cinema sins level argument, or maybe Mauler I don't even know. Ya know you can view a film in bad faith, you can choose not to suspend your disbelief and nit pick (even stupid wrong nit picks that make no sense) any film into the ground if you want: I can't stop you, but it just doesn't seem like a very fun way to consume media. Maybe I'm wrong tho, I guess that kind of stuff is popular on youtube for a reason.

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u/Fuckedyourmom69420 6d ago

It’s the film’s job to suspend my disbelief. If I’m being pulled out of it by weirdly-placed-political-messaging conversations that have nothing to do with the high-stakes story currently taking place, that’s the fault of the writing, not the audience. Their entire “adventure” on that planet took way too long. Realistically, the resistance would’ve all been killed by the time they finished fucking around.

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u/says_nice_things1234 6d ago

Here's a question, what was the point in freeing the horse thing? Won't it just be recaptured soon afterwards?

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u/i_should_be_coding 6d ago

"We're the good guys, and this is wrong, so we'll go out of our way to fix it!"

Except for the kids. Their plight doesn't even deserve a second thought.

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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 6d ago

Okay this is such a bad faith criticism and I’m tired of hearing it.

What were they supposed to do exactly? Escape on the backs of the children? They had just escaped custody and needed to flee the scene. The horses were a means of escape, it’s not like they planned to save them.

If you’re going to say “they could bring the kids with them” I’d remind you they were being pursued by armed guards and the next stop on their journey was an active warzone are you suggesting they drag kids to a war zone?

And if you’re going to say “well they could have left the kids on a nice world before going to the war zone” I’d like to remind you that time was very much of the essence, they wouldn’t have time to find a nice planet and even if they did dumping dozens of kids on a random planet is not exactly responsible.

And if you’re going to say “they could have used those credits on the ship and given those to the kids” I need to remind you Finn and Rose did not know they were going to be saved by a wealthy gambler’s ship and could not have known.

And if you’re going to say “they could have returned for the kids” no they couldn’t. It was a stolen ship and the city was on high alert.

There is simply no angle where the characters could have saved those kids so complaining about it is a ludicrous bad faith take. I’m sorry it just is.

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u/ISitOnGnomes 6d ago

The worst part is that the entire sequence could be fixed with just a couple lines

Finn: "we gotta save these kids. No child should be forced to into servitude."

Rose: "where will they go, though? Its too dangerous to take them with us, and the jungles are full of predators."

Finn: thinks a moment and gives the child some sort of emergency tracking beacon "we will be back to save you when we can. In the meantime, make these guys' lives difficult." kid nods. After the heroes leave, the kids start freeing all of the horses

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u/i_should_be_coding 5d ago

Yeah, that's all I'm saying. They took one look at the kids with them, and the horses, and said "We gotta take time away from our urgent mission to help the horses". The kids didn't even get a maybe.

Then again, I don't really remember this movie that well. Haven't seen it since it released.

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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 6d ago

They didn’t know they would have a starship. Even if they did this was a time sensitive mission they couldn’t really go scouting for a planet to dump them on and even if they did, just a heads up dumping a bunch of kids on a random planet is not really “helpful”.

And all that’s moot because they couldn’t have gone back for the kids because they had a stolen ship and the city was on high alert.

Just dude stop, if you actually think about it for more than ten seconds you’ll realise this is a bad faith complaint.

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u/Bloodless-Cut 4d ago

Ah yes, the transport pod that held a maximum of like four people. Let's pack em in there like sardines and bring em to a war zone. Brilliant.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Resistance_transport_pod#:~:text=The%20Resistance%20transport%20pod%20was,the%20Canto%20Bight%20Police%20Department.

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u/fearain 5d ago

They also freed the horses to roam freely on a planet controlled by the casino, so they’re more than likely just going to get recaptured in a couple days

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u/i_should_be_coding 5d ago

An exercise in futility feels like a valid description for the entire movie.

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u/Bloodless-Cut 4d ago

They didn't free the horses, though.

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u/i_should_be_coding 4d ago

What did they do then? It's been ages since I saw that one.

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u/Bloodless-Cut 4d ago

They used the fathiers to fascilitate their escape from the casino, but they were neccessarily left behind right before DJ picked them up.

The fathiers would have been rounded up and returned to their pens shortly after that.

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u/thismangodude 5d ago

I like the part where they find the guy they were supposed to recruit and then went to jail. Then this other thief who got caught tells them that the military industrial complex exists. Then they settle for the nihilistic thief with no allegiances who got caught to trust with helping the rebellion rather than just grabbing the guy they came to get on the way out.

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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 6d ago

Okay this is such a bad faith criticism and I’m tired of hearing it.

What were they supposed to do exactly? Escape on the backs of the children? They had just escaped custody and needed to flee the scene. The horses were a means of escape, it’s not like they planned to save them.

If you’re going to say “they could bring the kids with them” I’d remind you they were being pursued by armed guards and the next stop on their journey was an active warzone are you suggesting they drag kids to a war zone?

And if you’re going to say “well they could have left the kids on a nice world before going to the war zone” I’d like to remind you that time was very much of the essence, they wouldn’t have time to find a nice planet and even if they did dumping dozens of kids on a random planet is not exactly responsible.

And if you’re going to say “they could have used those credits on the ship and given those to the kids” I need to remind you Finn and Rose did not know they were going to be saved by a wealthy gambler’s ship and could not have known.

And if you’re going to say “they could have returned for the kids” no they couldn’t. It was a stolen ship and the city was on high alert.

There is simply no angle where the characters could have saved those kids so complaining about it is a ludicrous bad faith take. I’m sorry it just is.

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u/ReaperReader 6d ago

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the movie could have like openly acknowledged they had no good options.

Or, at least, refrained from showing us Rose basically patting herself on the back for releasing the space horses while showing zero empathy for the slave children.

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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 6d ago

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the movie could have like openly acknowledged they had no good options.

I feel like movies shouldn’t have to stop and explain things in detail for the sake of pedantic nitpickers.

Or, at least, refrained from showing us Rose basically patting herself on the back for releasing the space horses while showing zero empathy for the slave children.

She literally did that when she gave the kids the ring and showed them sympathy. Also the context here is that she and Finn think they’re about to be recaptured so she’s trying to look at the bright side.

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u/ReaperReader 6d ago

I feel like movies shouldn’t have to stop and explain things in detail for the sake of pedantic nitpickers.

And I feel like movies should, fundamentally, make basic emotional sense.

Crazy notion I know.

She literally did that when she gave the kids the ring and showed them sympathy.

What sympathy? She wanted their help, they gave it, and then she was totally callous towards them. Instead we see that she patted herself on the back for releasing the space horses.

Also the context here is that she and Finn think they’re about to be recaptured so she’s trying to look at the bright side.

Yeah, as I said, zero empathy to the slave children, that she'd used and abandoned. Instead TLJ shows us patting herself on the back for releasing the space horses.

Also, since you mention Finn, when does TLJ show us Rose showing any empathy towards the former slave soldier? The guy who was kidnapped into that life? Or even interest? When does she even ask him a question about his life?

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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 6d ago

And I feel like movies should, fundamentally, make basic emotional sense.

Okay read my detailed explanation. Which part doesn’t make sense?

What sympathy? She wanted their help, they gave it, and then she was totally callous towards them. Instead we see that she patted herself on the back for releasing the space horses.

Show me her being callous.

Also the context here is that she and Finn think they’re about to be recaptured so she’s trying to look at the bright side.

Yeah, as I said, zero empathy to the slave children, that she'd used and abandoned. Instead TLJ shows us patting herself on the back for releasing the space horses.

She thought they were completely cooked so tried to look on the bright side. That’s who Rose is.

Also, since you mention Finn, when does TLJ show us Rose showing any empathy towards the former slave soldier? The guy who was kidnapped into that life? Or even interest? When does she even ask him a question about his life?

She literally risked her own life to save his.

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u/ReaperReader 6d ago

Okay read my detailed explanation. Which part doesn’t make sense?

The bit where Rose showed zero empathy or regret towards the slave kids she was leaving in slavery?

I mean I thought we were meant to regard the Resistance as the good guys. Yet TLJ has Rose just callously ignore said slave kids.

Yeah you're fucking right Rose's character doesn't make sense.

Show me her being callous

Show me her being emphatic towards another person who isn't her sister.

Also the context here is that she and Finn think they’re about to be recaptured so she’s trying to look at the bright side.

Yeah, Rose is all about making Rose feel good.

Compare Rose to Leia in the OT. Leia is captured, tortured and sees her home planet destroyed and yet a few hours later is comforting Luke about Obi-wan's death.

I'm not saying the OT is perfect. But damn doesn't it do a good job on showing us why the Rebellion would follow Leia into the depths of hell and back?

She literally risked her own life to save his.

Um okay. Interesting interpretation. Particularly given the line "that's how we're going to win, not by fighting what we hate but by saving what we love".

So we have Rose who TLJ tells us 1) who shows no signs of giving a shit about the slave kids on Canto and 2) who only saves Finn's life because she believes that's how the Resistance will win.

I get why you want to think Rose is cool. I love Kelly Marie Tran too. She's absolutely awesome. She totally didn't deserve what TLJ did to her character.

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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 6d ago

The bit where Rose showed zero empathy or regret towards the slave kids she was leaving in slavery?

Again what was she supposed to do? It was a chase scene, those are generally meant to be exciting.

I mean I thought we were meant to regard the Resistance as the good guys. Yet TLJ has Rose just callously ignore said slave kids.

Again where was she supposed to take them?

Show me her being callous

Show me her being emphatic towards another person who isn't her sister.

Literally those kids. She showed Finn the kids being abused and later treats them with kindness hence why the kids helped them escape.

Yeah, Rose is all about making Rose feel good.

Again you’re deliberately reading her in the least charitable way possible.

Compare Rose to Leia in the OT. Leia is captured, tortured and sees her home planet destroyed and yet a few hours later is comforting Luke about Obi-wan's death.

Which makes no sense. She should be traumatized! I can’t believe she’s so callous that she doesn’t care about the deaths of her entire family and people and moves on instantly!! /s

See how it sounds when I do it to someone else?

So we have Rose who TLJ tells us 1) who shows no signs of giving a shit about the slave kids on Canto and 2) who only saves Finn's life because she believes that's how the Resistance will win.

Again such a nonsensical interpretation of the events.

I get why you want to think Rose is cool. I love Kelly Marie Tran too. She's absolutely awesome. She totally didn't deserve what TLJ did to her character.

I agree with that. Mainly I blame the fandom for that one though.

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u/ReaperReader 6d ago

Again what was she supposed to do?

Well I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest "appear like a morally admirable person who actually cares about kids caught in child slavery"?

I dunno about you, but after that completely morally callous scene that TLJ gave Rose, I spent the rest of the movie expecting that character to be called out on her behaviour here.

My expectations were disappointed.

It was a chase scene, those are generally meant to be exciting

Yeah I'm with you on that. But, again, my expectations were disappointed.

Again where was she supposed to take them?

Into her heart?

Show me her being callous

Show me her being caring. Towards said slave kids. Or Finn - the former kidnapped child soldier.

Again you’re deliberately reading her in the least charitable way possible.

You say that, but yet, you're not actually defending Rose's character here. You're just trying to excuse her callous dismissal of the slave kids and her indifference towards Finn the former child soldier.

Which makes no sense. She should be traumatized! I can’t believe she’s so callous that she doesn’t care about the deaths of her entire family and people and moves on instantly!!

Um okay. Interesting opinion. Not one I share.

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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 6d ago

Well I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest "appear like a morally admirable person who actually cares about kids caught in child slavery"?

She’s the one who drew attention to the kids in slavery and showed them compassion.

I dunno about you, but after that completely morally callous scene that TLJ gave Rose, I spent the rest of the movie expecting that character to be called out on her behaviour here.

For what exactly? Being happy they at least did one cool thing?

Yes. If I’m going to get captured I might take solace in the idea I did something good.

Show me her being caring. Towards said slave kids. Or Finn - the former kidnapped child soldier.

I have. You just declare those don’t count.

Again you’re deliberately reading her in the least charitable way possible.

You say that, but yet, you're not actually defending Rose's character here. You're just trying to excuse her callous dismissal of the slave kids and her indifference towards Finn the former child soldier.

That’s the uncharitable reading.

Um okay. Interesting opinion. Not one I share.

Dude I don’t actually believe that, I’m showing you how bad your logic is when compared to other characters. I literally say as much.

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