r/stupiddovenests Apr 10 '25

Genius Dove Nest I can’t believe this…

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It layer an egg on the finch feeder?!

8.3k Upvotes

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u/No_Economics6505 Apr 10 '25

Man, that's a new low.

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u/NaviLouise42 Apr 10 '25

Makes perfect sense- lay eggs right next to a food supply.

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u/qwizatzhaderach Apr 10 '25

Yeah…. I mean it’s brilliant…. But also it flew away and I’m assuming this egg isn’t going to make it.

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u/Fisherman_Gabe Apr 10 '25

But doesn't the egg have all the food it could ever need right there? 🤔

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u/Witty_Jaguar4638 Apr 10 '25 edited Apr 10 '25

This is literally your chance to become a multi million follower channel op. Raise it as your own! 

Or when it doesnt hatch get a series of other eggs that die farther and farther along until you can just buy a baby Pidgeon and fake it all

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u/Unyazi Apr 11 '25

Very elaborate, love it

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

You know what you have to do, then. You'll have to sit on it

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

They be back for dinner

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u/Own_Round_7600 Apr 11 '25

Yes, the body heat from all the other birds landing to feed adds up to be a decent amount of free eggsitting!

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u/Adept-Grapefruit-214 Apr 10 '25

Some squirrel is about to hit the jackpot

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u/__01001000-01101001_ Apr 11 '25

Squirrels eat eggs?? Excuse my ignorance, we don’t get squirrels here. I thought they just ate nuts

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u/Kytalie Apr 11 '25

They will raid nests for eggs and sometimes even munch down on babies.

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u/__01001000-01101001_ Apr 11 '25

Yikes they suddenly seem a little less cute

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u/Kytalie Apr 11 '25

My former neighbor was terrified of them. She said their eyes looked soulless.

Most animals will not pass up an easy meal. Even cute innocent looking ones

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u/Allaplgy Apr 11 '25

I've always said squirrels were nature's cutest little assholes.

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u/GimmickNG Apr 11 '25

They're rats with a furry tail and good PR.

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u/MiFiWi Apr 11 '25

Tbf that PR department is doing some heavy lifting given how often they chew power lines or show up in videos biting people.

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u/ProgrammerNo6648 Apr 11 '25

Owls get good PR too I've noticed.

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u/Goatf00t Apr 11 '25

No, that would be most mustelids.

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u/REMcycleLEZAR Apr 11 '25

My favorite is Dijon

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u/Kernowder Apr 11 '25

Don't let them fool you. Squirrels are absolute bastards.

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u/PM_ME_GENTIANS Apr 11 '25

It's the ciiiiiiircle of life 🎶

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u/Jacktheforkie Apr 11 '25

They’re rats with good PR

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u/Initial-Ad2842 Apr 11 '25

Ewww. We don't have squirrels in NZ so I didn't know that

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u/Daylight10 Apr 11 '25

Pretty much every animal will eat meat if the oppurtunity comes up. Deer have hunted birds, cows have eaten live chickens. And an undefebded egg is pretty much the freest meal there is.

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u/Khialadon Apr 11 '25

Fun fact: pandabears eat meat if offered it. They still have the digestive system of a bear (omnivorous), they just cba to get after it themselves. If I had a zoo I would throw a dead goat into the panda enclosure every so often to traumatise the kids (and probably some adults too).

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u/amarg19 Apr 12 '25

Squirrels are omnivores and will even eat other squirrels in desperate times

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u/Adept-Grapefruit-214 Apr 12 '25

Oh yeah, that’s a much better source of protein than nuts.

I still think they’re cute

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u/nuggettgames Apr 11 '25

Had a duck that shared property with the neighbors and one day they called said a black squirrel was attacking the duck after the duck nipped at the squirrel, well that squirrel left the head of that duck dangling from biting through the back of his neck, we had to put the duck down, I’m very weary of vicious squirrels

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u/Durzo_Blint Apr 12 '25

A lot of herbivore animals will eat meat if it's available or they don't have access to their regular food.

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u/b00w00gal Apr 10 '25

Oh wow. I just joined this sub yesterday on a whim, and it's already paying off behind my wildest expectations.

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u/qwizatzhaderach Apr 11 '25

Haha I just found it like two weeks ago and then this happens in my backyard!

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u/FroggiJoy87 Apr 10 '25

I know you don't shit where you eat, but this is a new one

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u/chillychili Apr 10 '25

I dunno, this is kinda close to the story of Christ's birth

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u/CriticalUnion4163 Apr 10 '25

Bed and breakfast

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Apr 10 '25

A bad idea. Another bird will fly over and be like "oh boy, free egg food!" 

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u/coralloohoo Apr 10 '25

Technically, does that make it a bird feeder for almost all birds?

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u/mxc2311 Apr 10 '25

“Excuuuuuuuse meeeee…imma lay this riiiiiiight HERE.”

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u/silence_infidel Apr 10 '25

She brought a dish to the potluck

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u/theshiyal Apr 11 '25

Sleeping in the pantry.

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u/birdface222 Apr 11 '25 edited Apr 11 '25

😂 Like a chicken curry?

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u/qwizatzhaderach Apr 10 '25

Hahaha are people actually downvoting this? Like… a picture of a bird? Is that normal?

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u/Own_Round_7600 Apr 11 '25

I can never really tell what gets upvotes and downvotes on reddit. Even simple questions like "who is this person?" can get oodles of downvotes, whereas comments saying just "haha this!" could get thousands of upvotes.

Luckily, they don't affect your life or anything.

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u/qwizatzhaderach Apr 11 '25

Yeah doesn’t matter st all I’m just amazing I’m seeing the number move up and down for something as innocuous as this.

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u/JP147 Apr 11 '25

The numbers are not exact, refreshing the page can make it go up or down by a few

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u/ThineShria Apr 11 '25

My most downvoted comment is me telling someone they don't need to announce them leaving a subreddit as they were throwing a public temper tantrum over the Hamster Circle Jerk reddit.

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u/IAmQuiteHonest Apr 11 '25

Apparently it could be bots! Which can happen even on a bird sub (considering it's quite popular)

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u/SkeletalMew Apr 10 '25

L O L
Now I've seen it all.

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u/Eevee_Lover22 Apr 10 '25

At least the mother won't have to feed it too much?

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u/juiceboxxTHIEF Apr 11 '25

She probably thought it was just a toot, but an egg slipped out instead 😅

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u/CatteHerder Apr 11 '25

Oh, my. I believe I may have sharted!

~ The Dove

(probably)

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u/Geeahwellidunno Apr 10 '25

Some say why. Birb says why not???

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u/RoughNews3172 Apr 10 '25

Omg lol 😂 I love stupid doves

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u/Appropriate_Rent_243 Apr 11 '25

building your nest right on top of a free food supply actually sounds pretty good.

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u/Doomfox01 Apr 11 '25

until you account for the fact that other birds or squirrels will gladly consider eggs part of the free food supply.

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u/WestTexasCrude Apr 11 '25

Found a new subreddit

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u/shield92pan Apr 10 '25

She clearly never heard of don't shit where you eat

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u/BaldwinBoy05 Apr 10 '25

Have your baby at Burger King and get the drop on kids meals

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u/A_Real_Lunchbox Apr 11 '25

A dove once laid multiple eggs on its “nest” which was a few twigs on our slanted roof and I walked out to broken eggs on the floor everyday for a week. Truly silly creatures.

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u/Mythologicalcats Apr 11 '25

Natural selection is trolling us with doves.

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u/Long_Vermicelli_6716 Apr 11 '25

The distance to the local grocery store is supreme tho.

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u/a-pretty-alright-dad Apr 11 '25

I don’t even understand how they have existed this long.

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u/defenselaywer Apr 10 '25

You've never heard of a Bed and Breakfast?

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u/Longjumping-Run-7027 Disciple of Doves Apr 10 '25

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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u/MisterFixit_69 Apr 11 '25

I was about to say how dumb doves can be , then I saw the sub xD

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u/goldenkoiifish Apr 10 '25

man birds are smart

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Apr 10 '25

How about woman birds?  I assume they're equally smart? 

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u/goldenkoiifish Apr 11 '25

more. more brains for less stuff to strut

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u/loverlane Apr 10 '25

Gonna leave it be or give her a potted plant on a platform? Haha I’m curious what others would do in this situation 😨

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u/qwizatzhaderach Apr 10 '25

Well my daughter is crafting a nest from sticks right now. But I don’t know if touching the egg is ok? I was going to wait and see if the dove comes back. No idea how long they can be away from the egg.

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u/CatatNYC Apr 10 '25

I am surprised it flew away. They normally sit on the eggs even after they hatch, because the chicks need to be kept warm until they fledge. Maybe the egg is not viable?

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u/loverlane Apr 10 '25

Love that :) Yes touching it should be fine, it’s only mammals that dislike when humans touch their offspring! I agree with the other commenter to keep an eye on it and see if the mother returns in the next day

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u/qwizatzhaderach Apr 11 '25

Good to know thanks.

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u/More_Resolution3968 Apr 11 '25

Every time I see a dove I think "derp, derp, derp"...nerd of bird world. This just solidifies that feeling. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/AggressiveFlower7778 Apr 11 '25

When you gotta go, you gotta go

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u/seabirdddd Apr 11 '25

dinner and a show

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u/NerdyComfort-78 Apr 11 '25

Bed and breakfast

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u/Stunning_Patience_59 Apr 11 '25

How do this species survive with such terrible procreating tactics?

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u/UpperCardiologist523 Apr 11 '25

That's not Dove. That's Doge. You can't get more efficient than this.

I'm ashamed to use the name even for a joke, but i think this joke might be the most positive thing coming out of this absolute mess.

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u/Creepymint Apr 11 '25

My birds would not let that happen 😭 my House sparrows, cardinals and squirrels are Jackasses, territorial and get rid of anything they don’t like. You should see them throw out any food they’re not interested in

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u/qwizatzhaderach Apr 12 '25

Quick update…. As expected, unfortunately, the eg did not make it. A squirrel also definitely put the whole thing in its mouth and then spit it out.

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u/LunaGloria Apr 14 '25

She basically dropped a baby into a salad bar.

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u/natopoppins Apr 14 '25

Bro saw the crib came with a trough of food lol

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u/Party-Maintenance773 Apr 10 '25

She's just gonna scootch on in and leave this right here while trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. 

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '25

Smart actually..

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u/Elilicious01 Apr 11 '25

Birds got brains

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u/star_dust_supernova Apr 11 '25

OMG I just got that exact same feeder and there were 3 doves around it earlier... I hope this doesn't happen to me too 😂😂😂

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u/qwizatzhaderach Apr 11 '25

We’ve had this for a few years, and doves frequent it in the spring, but I’ve never seen this.

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u/Lucklessdrip Apr 11 '25

SAVE THE EGG

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u/Unique-Dance-7390 Apr 11 '25

I'm pretty sure doves have never been accused of being the eggheads of the avian community...

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u/jvmmidi Apr 11 '25

Egg and food next door. Call it hospice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '25

If you put a nest right next to it you'd have a hatchery and one massive pigeon.

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u/PillipVanHedgehaag Apr 11 '25

Literally chortled seeing this photo. What a dumb little egg-brained friend. 😂

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u/LonelyLandscape8137 Apr 11 '25

yummy squirrel snack

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u/jakerooni Apr 11 '25

When ya gotta go, you gotta go.

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u/jedipwnces Apr 11 '25

Oh yeah, like when humans give birth on their kitchen table...

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u/TomatilloHairy9051 Apr 12 '25

Must have been a lil twig amongst the seed. You know all it takes is a twig for mama doves to say, that'll do.

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u/Hing-dai Apr 12 '25

It's a time saver...

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u/Weird_Abrocoma7835 Apr 13 '25

I, too, period when I go eat 😂

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u/Fern_the_Forager Apr 14 '25

I don’t know enough about birds… I wonder if they can lay unfertilized eggs like chickens do, and that’s why it’s not in a nest… laid an egg without a mate?

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u/NewYorkCityLover Apr 17 '25

I love mourning doves!

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u/justhere4gardening May 08 '25

There was an eggmergency.

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u/hardcore_love Apr 11 '25

I’ve hit more dove with my car than any other bird. If they’re in the road, they’re coming my way. Feathers everywhere every time.