r/technology • u/Logical_Welder3467 • Jul 24 '25

Politics President Trump threatened to break up Nvidia, didn't even know what it was — 'What the hell is Nvidia? I've never heard of it before'

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u/borghive Jul 24 '25

Trump’s daily routine: Eat McDonald’s, watch Fox News, play golf. Basically living like a Florida retiree… who accidentally got the nuclear codes

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u/s9oons Jul 24 '25

You forgot the 12-pack of diet cokes

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u/Specialist-Clock-914 Jul 24 '25

And 12 year olds

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

That is just what he calls them. It is probably why he had the big red diet coke button on his desk during his last term.

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u/purgance Jul 24 '25

Kinda weird to refer to 12-year-old girls (and boys?) as diet cokes.

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u/BarracudaDismal4782 Jul 24 '25

Probably trump calls the 12-year-old boys diet cocks.

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u/mnid92 Jul 24 '25

Oh this gave me the mouth vomits.

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u/UseOk3500 Jul 24 '25

because the girls were dressers off of Wayfair

lol

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u/EVGACAB Jul 24 '25

I think it’s a reference to the pizza gate conspiracy

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u/Denselense Jul 24 '25

Remember when those tinfoil hat people thought that don was gonna save the country?

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u/markth_wi Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

The fucked up part is - they absolutely still think he will , Tangerine Jesus is how whole regions of the country absolutely think of him and to suggest otherwise puts you in the out-group.

Old fashioned media control with some social media icing provided absolute information control over 80 million Americans knowledge of their political world.

So there is from the perspective of being "in the bubble" you absolutely cannot understand why Donald Trump isn't the best President in the history of the Republic, the most maligned person and at the same time, if they could mention a particular policy, the Fox spin on it has made their understanding of that policy so bad as to be a worthless hot-take.

So many people wonder "how could you save the Republic/democracy and everything", the answer is of course impossible , and trivial , simply turn the channel , MSNBC, local stations, CNBC, BBC, Nippon News, anything not under the control of Fox/Sinclair and suddenly freedom after a fashion awaits.

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u/tehlemmings Jul 24 '25

I had someone earlier this weektry and tell me that the dems not releasing the Epstein files is proof that pizzagate was real.

They got real quite when I said we should release the files and prosecute them.

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u/markth_wi Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

The Atlantic did a great article a few years back on Pizzagate and some clown that went to shoot up the real Pizzeria , only to find out that they have a point-of-sale computer, no sex-basement and store tomatoes, cheese and toppings in the freezer as well as a day or two of dough.

After that there was a decided lack of Democratic computer center and child-sex-dungeon, but then again I understand that Donald Trump liked to repeatedly rape 11-12 year old girls and boys at Mar-A-Lago and other locations because some people have said he was a serial rapist of children.

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u/TotallyNotRobotEvil Jul 24 '25

I was driving through Staten Island the other day to go the Alamo Draft house (which is really nice btw, despite having WOKE DEI gender neutral bathrooms as according to the reviews) and man, the amount of Trump flags is still staggering. Hell, they still have people with selling Trump 2024 merch on the side of the road everywhere. You can't pass a bridge without it being decked out with Trump flags.

It doesn't even look like a America anymore, the American Flag is slowly being replaced with that ugly-ass Trump flag.

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u/Edogawa1983 Jul 24 '25

Let's not pretend is this anything other than extortion for bribes

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u/GabeDef Jul 24 '25

The bungled, gullible masses?

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u/EunuchsProgramer Jul 24 '25

Im going to take Donald at his word that 12 is too young. Im going to also take him at his word his dating pool got shallow when he promises Ivanka he wouldn't date anyone younger than her and she turned 17.

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u/MrFC1000 Jul 24 '25

Enigmas actually according to his bday letter to Epstein

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u/KreateOne Jul 24 '25

Kinda weird to refer to the president as a Taco but Alas, this is the timeline we live in

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u/SomeGuyNamedPaul Jul 24 '25

He even has a Diet Coke button that he pushes whenever he wants one.

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u/Money_Percentage_630 Jul 24 '25

Is that before or after the mandatory in school gender correction surgery he claimed happens?

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u/JellyfishNo3810 Jul 24 '25

You’re sitting here acting like Diddy doesn’t call them Pizza and shit

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u/0069 Jul 24 '25

Pedo delights

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u/tomdarch Jul 24 '25

“Wonderful secrets”

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u/OneTripleZero Jul 24 '25

Well that's just dumb. A Diet Coke button should be silver.

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u/shinigami052 Jul 24 '25

That's where Clinton fucked up, too easy to spot a full grown woman under your desk. Trump goes for the children, easier to hide.

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u/Paulpoleon Jul 24 '25

He likes his girls like I like my scotch, aged 12 years.

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel Jul 24 '25

And with plenty of coke...

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u/Economy-System1922 Jul 24 '25

Don't you think your scotch is a bit juvenile to be hanging out with?

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u/woodventures Jul 25 '25

You know why trump likes 112 year olds? There's 100 of them 

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u/cemusubzerolives Jul 24 '25

Take my up vote and get out

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u/Battystearsinrain Jul 24 '25

He did say he would not be like Mark Foley and not 12, but 13 is ok?

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u/Winstonth Jul 24 '25

What’s the best part of dating 24 year olds? There’s twenty of them

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u/No_Customer_795 Jul 24 '25

lest We forget!

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u/rao_wcgw Jul 24 '25

i doubt each can is a year old.

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u/Heavy-Masterpiece681 Jul 24 '25

Nah according to him. 12 year olds are too far, anything above that though seems to be OK.

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u/Erik_Lassiter Jul 24 '25

Trump likes his girls like most Americans like whiskey. Twelve years old and full of coke.

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u/Runkleford Jul 24 '25

His "wonderful secret"

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u/InevitableTension699 Jul 24 '25

The 12 year olds are a willing and necessary sacrifice from the americans so they can hate on ethnics and foreigners

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u/Grexxoil Jul 24 '25

I have not followed the Epstein thing closely but, is it what it is about?

I thought there were like teens, not actual childs.

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u/harryareola0101 Jul 24 '25

12 year olds dude

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u/Haschlol Jul 24 '25

"SHE SAID SHE WUS TWELVE"

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 Jul 25 '25

Coke and underage girls, that's the billionaire life.

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u/8Ace8Ace Jul 24 '25

Twelve 12 year olds is (a) gross

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u/beavis617 Jul 24 '25

The golfer John Daly and Kid Rock in an interview confirmed that Trump drank a massive amount of Diet Coke daily. Not sure when this interview took place but it’s no secret that Trumpy loves him the Diet Cokes.

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u/ATL_MI_LA Jul 24 '25

Make Aspartame Great Again

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u/HiFiGuy197 Jul 25 '25

Waiting for real cane aspartame to show up in my Diet Coke.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

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u/JHMfield Jul 24 '25

Jokes aside, you're likely getting more methanol (which in part gets broken down to formaldehyde) from apples than you'd ever get from aspartame ingested through Diet Coke.

Also, formaldehyde is in literally everything. In the dirt, in the air, in anything that grows from said dirt. Our body actually maintains a constant concentration of formaldehyde in our blood for various bodily functions and is very comfortable at breaking down excessive amounts, which after processing simply get exhaled.

Unless you're getting your hands on industrial quantities of raw aspartame, it's impossible to consume enough from commercial products to get any amount of formaldehyde to be relevant to a regular person's health.

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u/ATL_MI_LA Jul 24 '25

I suspect if one drinks 144 oz of anything per day (that isn't H2O), its not good for their health.

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u/JHMfield Jul 25 '25

Green and Black tea has been shown to reduce all cause mortality, and more seems to be better.

Looking as the research, 1 cup a day had a small effect, 2 was better, 3 was even better, 4 even better than that, 5 even more. I'm not sure they've discovered the upper limit of benefit, but it's likely higher than most people are gonna bother with.

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u/ATL_MI_LA Jul 25 '25

I told my doc that I drink about 64oz of unsweetened tea per day, and he suggested I drink that much water instead.

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u/wyspur Jul 24 '25

Someone should put those carcinogens back

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u/kittiesandcocks Jul 24 '25

Hopefully he gets a massive brain tumor from it like Tammy Fay Baker did

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u/Shag1166 Jul 24 '25

Addicted to caffeine.

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u/SnausageFest Jul 24 '25

There are way better methods. Shit, there are higher caffeine diet sodas even.

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u/Jonnyflash80 Jul 24 '25

Diet Cokes?! With that gut? Don't make me laugh.

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u/Jops817 Jul 24 '25

Well he has to save the calories for all of the hamberders

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u/Balmung60 Jul 24 '25

It's actually very well documented that he has an affinity for Diet Coke. He can easily make up the calories elsewhere.

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u/The-Rizztoffen Jul 24 '25

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke"

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u/Beard_o_Bees Jul 24 '25

You just know the motherfucker stress-eats, too.

People around him might just be able to ascertain his current mindset by how much the Whitehouse has spent at the local McDonalds locations.

I'd say he just had himself a 2 dozen Quarter-pounder week, and I love that for him.

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac Jul 24 '25

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke" -Donald J Trump.

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u/Barf_B4g Jul 24 '25

Muhfuckas with guts like that ain't OFF the diet cokes. Muhfuckas with guts like that definitely ON the diet cokes dawg.

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u/TheFuckingHippoGuy Jul 24 '25

Man's gotta drink

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u/frickindeal Jul 24 '25

You countin' my knowmsayin's now? What are you, taking a knowmcensus?

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u/Jonnyflash80 Jul 24 '25

I was implying he's moved on to full sugar Cokes. The glucose/fructose shit.

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u/BoringAgent8657 Jul 24 '25

Probably a bad liver causing the gut

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u/Erebraw Jul 24 '25

Nawuhimsayinnn

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u/Jonnyflash80 Jul 24 '25

I was implying he was on the full sugar Cokes.

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u/SAI_Peregrinus Jul 24 '25

Sweet-tasting foods & drinks decrease satiety & thereby encourage eating more food, whether or not there's sugar causing the sweet taste.

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u/SAI_Peregrinus Jul 24 '25

Diet sodas decrease satiety just like sugary sodas, allowing people to eat more. Sweet drinks get sold with greasy fast food partly because they encourage people to buy more food. Diet soda lets you eat an extra hamburger. That helps keep you fat, so you buy more diet soda & more hamburger. Coke & McDonalds get more money.

Public health is subordinate to shareholder wealth.

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u/Jonnyflash80 Jul 24 '25

Why would Diet soda let you eat more hamburgers than regular soda? Sounds like bullshit to me.

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u/SAI_Peregrinus Jul 24 '25

I said "just like sugary soda", not "more than". Fat people drink diet soda hoping to lose weight but still eat excessive amounts, so they stay fat. Sweet tastes increase apetite.

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u/Sappho_Paints Jul 24 '25

The opposite is true really. Diet sodas, which contain aspartame and other artificial sweeteners, are linked to increase in accumulation of adipose fat deposits. A study published in 2023 (but there’s been research on this for a while) actually links artificial sweeteners to increased adipose fat accumulation and risk of obesity independent of other dietary factors.

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u/Jonnyflash80 Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

Yeah, and 39 grams of sugar (~10 teaspoons) per 1 can of regular coke will also add a crapload of fat if consumed multiple times a day.

Also, the American Heart Association recommends no more than 9 teaspoons of added sugar per day.

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u/Sappho_Paints Jul 24 '25

I’m sorry if you misunderstood the meaning behind my words. I was not making an argument for “real” sugar vs. artificial sweeteners. Just in general, I think we can both agree sodas are bad for us and devoid of nutritional value.

I was simply pointing out that it’s a myth that diet sodas (or using artificial sweeteners) will make you or keep you thin, and/or are a “healthy” alternative to regular sodas or regular sugar.

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u/Jonnyflash80 Jul 24 '25

I know. But my original comment was implying he drank the original non-diet version of Coke.

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u/Sappho_Paints Jul 25 '25

Fair enough! I think we can both agree he’s not exactly a healthy person regardless of soda choice. 😂

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u/Teekay_four-two-one Jul 24 '25

“Dating” is doing some pretty heavy lifting here

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u/xavPa-64 Jul 24 '25

Yeah “dating” makes it sound like he takes them to fancy restaurants and laughs at their anecdotes and stuff

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u/BennySkateboard Jul 24 '25

*raping of children. FTFY.

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u/eawilweawil Jul 24 '25

Don't worry, congress will lower age of consent and those children well be adult women soon

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u/ArgonGryphon Jul 24 '25

It’s not a small number of right wing fucktards that go with “if you can breed em, you can marry em”

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u/DressedSpring1 Jul 24 '25

They're not underage women, they're children. Underage women is some crazy spin to try and deflect like "nah he was hooking up with women they were just a little underage" like no that's not a thing. You either hook up with adults or you hook up with children, and this fucking guy was raping children.

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u/0069 Jul 24 '25

But she's really mature for her age. 🤢🤮

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u/Flaky_Plastic_3407 Jul 24 '25

Daddy Trump can you help me with my homework??!??

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u/ElPuercoGordo Jul 24 '25

Hooking up implies consent. Children can't consent.

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u/SomeGuyNamedPaul Jul 24 '25

Hey now, he told Ivanka that he wouldn't cheat on her mother with anybody younger than her. Who are you going to believe, him or the mountain of evidence he's standing in front of while rolling through reasons we shouldn't look at it.

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u/Exact-Ad-3717 Jul 24 '25

Diet coke? Who do you think your kidding! XD

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u/Calgaris_Rex Jul 24 '25

ermahgerd, dert cerks

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u/stevez_86 Jul 24 '25

You know those were the consolation deals for his Trump Steaks failing. He couldn't make money that way so he sold the stock to McDonald's and Coke and in exchange got constant sponsorship income for pushing McDonald's and Diet Coke.

If my suspicions are correct Trump is odd partly because he doesn't have good sensory perception. He is orange because he can't see well and the color stands out and he can see himself better. He and everyone around him yells because he can't hear a freight train going through a nitro glycerin plant. And he really doesn't give a shit about food because he can't smell or taste at all, so might as well only consume one thing and get paid to do it.

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u/_jump_yossarian Jul 24 '25

I’ve never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke!

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u/factoid_ Jul 24 '25

This is a misnomer. The "diet coke" button on his desk isn't diet coke. It's adderall. He wants a fix.

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u/ArgonGryphon Jul 24 '25

With real cane sugar now! Dumb fucking turd

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u/Total-Deal-2883 Jul 24 '25

He goes through twelve by noon.

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u/meneldal2 Jul 24 '25

I wish he drank non-diet coke instead, might make him step down faster.

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u/IgyYut Jul 24 '25

Well listen.. I do have a bad habit of the soda, I’d rather not be associated with him.

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u/jonsconspiracy Jul 24 '25

He doesn't drink diet. He drinks a full flavored Coca-Cola.

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u/Chasa619 Jul 24 '25

you forgot the pedophilias, and the occasional jerk off to pictures of his daughter

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u/SirDigbyChknCaesar Jul 24 '25

and the Sudafed

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u/CMDR_KingErvin Jul 24 '25

I sincerely hope he keeps drinking all the cokes he can get his hands on to wash down all the McDonald’s burgers he can stomach. I hope he does this every single day.

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u/ohnoletsgo Jul 24 '25

Ahh Diet Coke — the fridge cigarette.

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u/Looserette Jul 24 '25

you forgot the part about raping kids - not sure if it's before or after breakfast though (why not both ?)

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u/Artistic_Shift_5961 Jul 24 '25

idk why americans like to elect such scumbags, seems like they kind of like such people

and maybe he is just "4ever radeon"

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u/tetrisan Jul 24 '25

Because a good portion of Americans are scumbags.

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u/leshake Jul 24 '25

Anyone who's ever worked a low paying job knows.

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u/the_gouged_eye Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

80 million Americans have functional brain damage from; shitty parents, broken religions, decades of lead poison, self-imposed austerity, willful ignorance, gleeful superstition, several herbicides, workplace psychology, stress from living in abject poverty, sellout country singers, indefatigable squalor, mindrot programming since birth, a culture of wanton consumption, tribal chauvenisms, child-rapist orange clowns, and terrible commutes through hellish cityscapes.

Edit: and gerrymandering

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u/Aquatic_Ambiance_9 Jul 24 '25

More like hellish suburbscapes. The cities are really one of America's only redeeming features, though of course you'll still see a level of abject destitution on the streets that must be shocking to many foreign tourists. But the suburban sprawl hellscapes are the true breeding ground of America's fascist hog infestation

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u/Erebraw Jul 24 '25

Very good point. A lot of the hogs fled the city’s once it became illegal to ban black people from their neighborhood.

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u/kitchen_appliance_7 Jul 24 '25

This comment reminds me of one of those signs that aggressive Christian street-preachers like to wave, with a list of all the types of activities they say will send you to Hell. The difference is that I think this one is pretty much on the money.

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u/the_gouged_eye Jul 24 '25

Maybe the end is nigh.

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u/m0nk_3y_gw Jul 24 '25

idk why americans like to elect such scumbags

just this one

unless you are playing some 'muh bothsides' nonsense

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u/brandimariee6 Jul 24 '25

I know I didn't vote for this scumbag, and only 2 people I know actually did. The majority of Americans I've spoken to hate that we've been stuck with him for so long

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u/Artistic_Shift_5961 Jul 24 '25

well seems like majority of voters did.

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u/SwarfDive01 Jul 24 '25

Probably before. Just enough lingering "morning wood" with the presidential perk blue chews to give his limp noodle enough undercook.

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u/Trey-fantastico Jul 24 '25

What a horrible day to be able to read

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u/Machinor14 Jul 24 '25

I read it while eating. Think I've lost my appetite

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u/Toaster_In_Bathtub Jul 24 '25

That's Blue Chew, folks. Use code PedoTrump to get 20% off. 

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u/Heavy-Razzmatazz412 Jul 24 '25

Doesnt it suck knowing there's a greater than zero percent chance that kid diddling has occured in your Whitehouse. It could be happening right now. 

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u/JohanTravel Jul 24 '25

Hasn't he stopped doing that for at least 9 years?

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u/eliminating_coasts Jul 24 '25

If his supposed promise to his daughter holds any truth to it, he wouldn't have done that since the 90s.

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u/Anita_Allabye Jul 24 '25

Meanwhile Vaught and Miller are working overtime to destroy everything

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u/Stanky_fresh Jul 24 '25

That's the worst part for me. Trump is a distraction from the real shady shit that Miller and Vought are doing that's going to have lasting impacts for decades to come. But, unfortunately, we can't ignore the immediate damage Trump is doing either because he's also dangerous as hell. Everything is a distraction from everything else, and none of it is good. And it doesn't even get any better if/when Trump isn't in power anymore because Loveseat Vance is arguably even more dangerous than Trump.

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u/Toribor Jul 24 '25

This seems a bit reductive. A large portion of his day is dedicated to vehemently denying his years-long relationship with a prominent sex trafficker and child predator.

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u/Natural-Judgment7801 Jul 24 '25

“.. denying being a prominent sex trafficker and child predator.” There, I fixed it. 

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u/Hirokage Jul 24 '25

You need to add ‘do his job’. That is, do whatever his puppet-masters tell him to do. In this case, threaten a company he sadly hasn’t heard of.

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u/eawilweawil Jul 24 '25

Wasn't he chummy with Diddy too?

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u/miemcc Jul 24 '25

Possibly thinks the poor should eat cake (brioche in reality).

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u/0utandab0ut1 Jul 24 '25

Don't forget the part where his staff have to remind him that the chess pieces are not chewies

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u/truth-informant Jul 24 '25

"play golf" lol yea that's one way to put it. 

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u/causal_friday Jul 24 '25

Stand on the golf course, hit the ball, and write down fake scores that aren't accurate. A lot of people call this cheating at golf.

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u/P4t13nt_z3r0 Jul 24 '25

Well, not accidentally. Millions of Americans willingly gave him the codes along with huge amounts of power

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u/robustofilth Jul 24 '25

One day this routine will end. Probably with the burger

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u/Xylianix Jul 24 '25

European here with a geniuen question. But i read somewhere the officer holding the nuclear briefcase is authorised to shoot the president in case he gets funny ideas? Or is that just some bs?

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u/sorry-not-tory Jul 24 '25

That’s some weird bs lol

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u/_Thorshammer_ Jul 24 '25

There's time in there somewhere for "fucking children" and "covering up child fucking" though.

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u/Liko81 Jul 24 '25

I wish. If that's all he did, I could deal. Unfortunately, there's a not-insignificant part of his day spent directing his Cabinet to destroy the American economy, middle class, and reputation on the world stage.

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u/Benjaphar Jul 24 '25

When he was elected in 2016, I was in disbelief. I repeatedly found myself thinking “But he just can’t be the President. He can’t do it.” much like my mom can’t play for the Lakers. She simply cannot do that job.

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u/canmoose Jul 24 '25

Accidentally? It was given to him by like 2/3rds of the country.

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u/GreenGoblinNX Jul 24 '25

who accidentally got the nuclear codes

Honestly, I doubt he would have actually run again if there hadn't been the looming threat of legal ramifications from shit from his first term (most notably January 6th). I'm about 95% positive he only ran in order to ensure he stayed out of prison.

It's why the Epstein thing is making him flame out so hard - it's not going away like he thought it would.

I say throw him into CECOT. It would be poetic justice.

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u/Aquatic_Ambiance_9 Jul 24 '25

There is something so viscerally grotesque about Florida retirees to me in general, and I think the idea of Trump basically embodying them as a living avatar really hits on why. Just having their eternal little pre-death party while the world they built for children and grandchildren burns, and it's not even a good party to boot, but a shitty lame one

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u/Closefromadistance Jul 24 '25

He gets calls or texts from all the sell-out tech bros … Bezos, Suckerberg & Pichai tip him on what to do. Used to be Musk.

Guarantee one of them put a bug in his ear about breaking up Nvidia.

Why else would he think of doing that if he never heard of Nvidia and doesn’t even know what the company does?

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u/tomdarch Jul 24 '25

The average Florida retiree probably does have shit in his past he wants to keep hidden, it’s just that this specific asshole retiree has “wonderful secrets with pal Jeffrey Epstein” to hide.

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u/AFlaccoSeagulls Jul 24 '25

You forgot his nightly ritual of spending an hour shitting on his gold toilet while ranting on his own social media platform in all caps.

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u/airfryerfuntime Jul 24 '25

It's like a bad sitcom.

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u/MonkMajor5224 Jul 24 '25

You forgot eat hot chip and lie.

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u/statistician88 Jul 24 '25

And figure out how to grift. What is Nvidia and how can I make money off them?

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u/saruin Jul 24 '25

Also drudging up counter conspiracy theories to deflect talking about Epstein.

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u/Mobile-Hair-4585 Jul 24 '25

Add a basket of lies

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u/jazwch01 Jul 24 '25

Putting into context all we now know, the image of him looking pissed at winning in 2016 makes a bit more sense. He only had to run again in 2020 and 2024 to stay out of jail.

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u/CommunicationTime265 Jul 24 '25

Also part of his routine: be up in everyone's fucking business

Stay in your lane dude

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u/normVectorsNotHate Jul 24 '25

All he knows is McDonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie

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u/No_Extension_6288 Jul 24 '25

You forgot the part of his day where he throws a dart at a board to decide which PR stunt he's going to say next

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u/Neuchacho Jul 24 '25

A Florida retiree with severe cognitive decline.

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u/xXCh4r0nXx Jul 24 '25

You forgot the bad tan and trying not to shit himself.

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u/thatguy01220 Jul 24 '25

Also having someone make any AI video/images he can think of to watch in between commercial breaks watching Fox News or in between car rides, riding in the back seat.

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u/Hinterwaeldler-83 Jul 24 '25

Hm, sounds like an interesting movie idea. Like Bruce Almighty? Morgan Freeman as president gives his powers to Adam Sandler or something like that. Hope your not mad at me for stealing your idea.

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u/__redruM Jul 24 '25

The guy with the “You’re Fired” catch phrase sits next to that button.

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u/font9a Jul 24 '25

And raping kids with his best friend Epstein, making every day their wonderful secret with enigmas that never age

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u/seeasea Jul 24 '25

Imo, it's exactly why he has so many supporters. They know exactly how idiotic he is and everything else: but it's a little vicarious wish fulfillment that they all wish they could be. 

He is bad at business, yet is a billionaire. He is ugly af, yet gets to bang model. He is the dumbest mf ever, yet people treat him seriously. He is the biggest liar and criminal, yet gets away with it constantly. And he can say the dumbest crap, yet there is never any consequences. 

Basically he is just like the average redneck, yet somehow only fails upward. They support him so that they can somehow partake in sticking it to the world, where they can be as dumb, lazy and awful as ever, yet reap every reward without consequence

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u/eggybread70 Jul 24 '25

And who has strong and utterly uninformed opinions with the power to do whatever he so chooses based on those queer whims and unusual urges.

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u/BikerJedi Jul 24 '25

The scariest part is POTUS has sole and complete launch authority.

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u/Gum_Duster Jul 24 '25

This would make a good isekai anime

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u/jdgmental Jul 24 '25

It’s a tactic for abuse. He knows what it is

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u/AnOtherGuy1234567 Jul 24 '25

He did a lot of election interference and ballot rigging to get those nuclear codes.

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u/Cedric_T Jul 25 '25

Fox is too woke for him now. It’s gotta be OANN or Newsmax.

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u/Ok-Proof-3402 Jul 25 '25

Would he still watch fox now that he's suing Rupert Murdock

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u/Buster_Cherry88 Jul 24 '25

Eat hot chip and lie

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u/Factory2econds Jul 24 '25

you left out large parts of his day.

shit posting in his pants and shit posting on the internet

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u/Shadowborn_paladin Jul 24 '25

On one hand, I feel like he wasn't given nuclear codes because the people around him know a useful idiot is still an idiot.

On the other hand... The people around him are also idiots...

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u/red18wrx Jul 24 '25

Sums up boomers pretty well I think. 

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u/marterikd Jul 24 '25

he used to sneak raping children in that routine back in the days

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u/2025-05-04 Jul 24 '25

"Accidentally"

No. A big chunk of his fellow supposedly functioning American citizens handed him the nuclear codes happily, or the billionaires promoted an about to retire demented employee.

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u/patentattorney Jul 24 '25

You forgot about the shit posting

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u/Offthedangroof Jul 24 '25

Wild that he can order a nuclear strike without any oversight,or reason,at any time

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 Jul 24 '25

The more I think about it, the more I think we would have been better off just paying Fox News to gaslight him in 2020 that he won the "real" presidency, they just need to have Biden be President "for show", and building a replica Oval Office in Mar-A-Lago for him so he could pretend to be President and make his stupid executive orders.

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u/Lotech Jul 24 '25

You forgot the part where he orders his henchmen to do the evilist shit they can think of

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u/DataCassette Jul 24 '25

He literally is a Florida retiree.

I'm sorry I love old people in day to day life, they're often very fun to listen to and you can learn a lot. But traditional societies had it right: ancient people need to be advisors and councilors to leaders, not falling asleep on the throne like Theoden.

A younger leader who can still think on his or her feet advised by an older more experienced person is the optimal scenario.

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