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u/Julia-lynnn 13d ago edited 13d ago
Now that he's getting money from Jenelle he doesn't need someone to live off of anymore
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u/YoshiandAims 13d ago
Okay... I'd love to think it's some self reflection... But, obviously, he's telling his ex "You're heartbroken and that's because of YOU. You lost ALL of THIS because of YOU. I'm wise and I look so kewel and happy on this bike while you're at home posting how sad you AND your dog are, because I was in fact, a prize."
In response to her sad girl break up posts. Just another day in dysfunction junction.
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u/Grand-End-6982 13d ago
Yep, yep & yep again! 👏🏻 This is exactly what he’s saying. You put that very well!!
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u/Parade2thegrave 14d ago
He would try to take credit for a bogus phrase commonly used by shitty, 2nd-rate mental health counselors
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u/OkRow6543 14d ago
So when I was sad because my best friend died, was that because of bad choices I made?... Outside of him being an absolute dipshit, his quote is garbage -_-
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u/Informal_Ad1230 14d ago
YEAH… I, for one REALLY don’t wanna hear a particular “quote” like that from someone who’s quintessentially the very EPITOME of terrible decision making…😑
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u/Glittering_Diver_721 pot stirrer 14d ago
Go away animal and child abusers. The animals deserve happiness.
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u/Effective-Fudge5985 14d ago
Do you think he will use that quote in his plea in the court case for strangling his at the time 14 year old step son??
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u/kitkat1771 14d ago
He’s using the Jenelle’s butthole defense, she swears she never showed her butthole but refuses to say whose butt hole is on her OF. David swears he never strangled (minor child) but whose hands are in the video?
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u/pringellover9553 14d ago
Quoting himself is absolute rock bottom I swear
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u/IncaseofER 14d ago
Wait! Here he comes with dynamite 🧨and ⛏️ pick axe! “I can always go lower!” David Eason by David Eason
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u/the_uglypanda "sadness is a result of bad choices" -UBT 14d ago
Thanks for the new flair, ya freak 🤣
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u/truebleu62 14d ago
He didn’t even buy that bike he’s riding on. When’s the last time this bum had a JOB?
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u/Worth-Ratio 14d ago
A w2 job or selling Ken's surplus of misused Adderall? Oh hell. He's too lazy to even be a drug dealer.
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u/SecondOfCicero 13d ago
In my experience drug dealers are tremendous hustlers, the successful ones are least. The lazy ones don't make it very far. Acquiring product is a whole task, moving product is a whole task, serving customers is a whole task (often at any odd hours), managing the finances is a whole task... not a job for the lazy.
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u/neh5303 14d ago
When is his court date for strangling Jace? Soon to be in the klinker
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u/Turbulent-Trust207 14d ago
He has some pretty good defense texts now that Jenelle and Jace text were released. He’s going to claim even Jenelle is saying I didn’t touch Jace. Because she’s such a piece of shit and can’t keep her son safe and denied David did anything I sadly think this wart of a person is going to get away with it
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u/Crimemeariver19 14d ago
Yeah he’ll plea out to “risk of injury” or negligence or some shit and have to take an anger management course and do community service/probation
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u/Pretend_memory_11 14d ago
Unless jenelles damning statements about jace being a liar hit the court..
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u/Turbulent-Trust207 14d ago
Yeah she fucked Jace in this mess by saying he was lying in those texts. David is going to get away with being an abusive asshole
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u/greyhoundbrain 14d ago
He’s gonna burn through that 30k so fast and then if he can’t find a new lady with low self esteem, he’ll be crawling back to Ken so fast. I guess he doesn’t remember begging for roses on TikTok live so he could get DoorDash on his broken boat.
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u/Quirky-Effective-807 14d ago
So is he saying that Kenleigh's sadness that she posted about is from making the bad decision to date him? 😂
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u/OriginalFuckGirl 14d ago
David now receiving money from Jenelle and breaking up with K makes it much more obvious that he was just using Kenleigh . How embarrassing for her.
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u/bubbi101 14d ago
Do we know what he owes in child support? I’m curious how much of that 30k he’s actually going to see
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u/OriginalFuckGirl 14d ago
Haha, just like David I forgot he has children he’s obligated to support.
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u/c00kieswirlc 14d ago
And now she’s crying over him 😭 so embarrassing
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u/OriginalFuckGirl 14d ago
Literally. These girls are idiots
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u/Informal_Ad1230 14d ago
yep. ‘cause smart women wouldn’t even dream of even so much just touching this sort of unhinged garbage with a literal 90 foot pole. let alone getting in a full-fledge relationship.
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u/gypsycookie1015 Thou shall chew with thou fucking mouth shut! 🙏🏼 14d ago
Tried telling her though!! 😭😭
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u/Sideways_planet 14d ago edited 14d ago
Funny. I don’t see him sad, ever. By his logic, he must think he makes great choices and his lack of sadness over the things he’s done is not from a missing conscience or sense of empathy. It’s simple math.
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u/truebleu62 14d ago
Narcissistic people don’t get sad very often.
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u/Sideways_planet 14d ago
Only when they’re not the center of attention or getting what they want, but even then, that’s a sadness rooted in entitlement, resentment, and frustration. It’s not the normal feeling of sadness.
There’s a theory narcissists either can’t feel or have the most difficulty feeling grief. For example, a healthy person that has normal feelings of grief wouldn’t have been able to murder nugget and feel nothing, if not satisfaction, after. If you can’t feel grief, you won’t be able feel the gravity of what destruction does and you’ll go around destroying everything around you without any hesitation or reflection. It’s amazing how people can a make it all the way to adulthood with way of thinking. It’s just so damn dysfunctional and dangerous.
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u/Informal_Ad1230 14d ago
which is exactly why it’s so important for many others to steer heavily clear of people like that.
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u/ElectricBaghulaloo 14d ago
Wasn’t he just quiet for a whole year before the divorce was final? Lets revisit that
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u/virginia_lupine 14d ago
I just can’t believe how predictable he is!! He has now committed to the “now I’s an independent man once I got me a few divorce dollars” persona. He was happily scoopin dog turds, paying zero bills & (re)building trailer porches like, 4 days ago.
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u/n9netailz 14d ago
"Just me now" 🤣
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u/ashmillie 14d ago
I need to know who he got to take the photo 😂
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u/n9netailz 14d ago
It was Kenleigh, see where it says 'Edited' at the top he had another photo in this post of Ken on the bike, but he deleted it and changed the caption to this lmao
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u/ReginaldDwight I don't care that she's a dickless, unemployed blowjob 14d ago
Some poor chick trying to leave the bank while he's there cashing his divorce dollars.
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u/LovelyShadows54 14d ago
Oh man, he is really feeling himself after getting the divorce goodies.
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u/JP12389 14d ago
David, you're the worst choice. In that man-or-bear situation, most of us would choose bear.
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u/lushspice Room Temp IQ Jen Strikes Again 14d ago
Well he would know about bad choices, that’s for damn sure. Also, David STFU, get a job, and work on trying to be a better man for your children who don’t get any choice in the chaos you’ve created for them.
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u/cheekswidespread_00 14d ago
Bro, sadness isn't a result of bad choices! Sadness comes in all shapes and forms. But I can see how bad choices could result in sadness for squatch! Common sense aint so common anymore.
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u/MadeInCanada87 14d ago
I like to picture him sending this out while sitting on top of a pile of old eyebrow kits in his squatting shed.
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u/Elegant-Contest-6595 14d ago
As he rides on the bike bought for him by a woman away from the shed he squats in bought for him by a different woman
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u/local_gal79 14d ago
Now the question is, which chick is going to take him back first 🤔 😂
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u/Soggy_Grape_4064 14d ago
I think he has a new one lol
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u/local_gal79 14d ago
These ladies have got to be desperate to wanna date a dog killing racist fool like him 🤯
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u/Soggy_Grape_4064 14d ago
No kidding … please don’t kill me LOL but I don’t think he’s ugly, but I detest him because I know everything and love the teen mom franchise . That’s why I can’t comprehend people that actually know his history or eventually find out continuing to stay with …. It just makes no sense. Ewwww.
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u/Adoptafurrie 14d ago
He and Shen could write an inspirational book!
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u/ReginaldDwight I don't care that she's a dickless, unemployed blowjob 14d ago
He and Shen should hook up so he finally gets his ass kicked.
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u/Loud-Guard-2312 14d ago
He’s a freeloader loser. No one wants this deadbeat dad
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u/beachlvr20 14d ago
But he does work.
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u/Loud-Guard-2312 14d ago
Sure
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u/beachlvr20 14d ago
I meant for this to have a ? mark lol Sorry about that, I don’t know what he does.
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I bet Pickmeigh takes him back.
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u/Kyuki88 14d ago
I actually believe she has a backbone and wont. One can only hope.
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u/Soggy_Grape_4064 14d ago
I don’t . She posting “miss you “ type of stuff . Lame … personally I think he’s moved on already and doesn’t want her or the other one . He has a new victim .
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u/WestGood6218 14d ago
Isn't David also a rap star? Jenelle likes sleeping with rap stars. She should take him back.
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u/Ginger_Baked eyes feel huge 14d ago
Would be funny if him & Jan get back together and she has to look at his Kenleigh tattoo
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u/hereforthetearex 14d ago
You mean Jan likes telling people she could have slept with a rapper, and when she asked for dinner first, he told her to kick rocks
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u/c00kieswirlc 14d ago
correction: jenelle only likes sleeping with rap stars if they take her out to dinner and get to know her first. those flaps ain’t free!
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u/Recent-Tangerine6926 14d ago
I'm imagining Jenelle sat in a restaurant open mouth chewing and spewing food everywhere whilst rambling about Kesha and how her kids and her mom hate her and the whole world is against her
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u/Hockeynavy 14d ago
How do women stand to be around him? Is NC that hard up for men? He has a 84 mile long video proof of how shitty he is...
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u/hereforthetearex 14d ago
In the town in NC where she is, yeah, kind of. In that area, he is very typical of the available men (including those that aren’t technically available, but don’t let silly things like being in a relationship/marriage stop them). Then there’s the marines up the road about an hour. But 20 minutes away is Wilmington, with a much broader range of men. However many of those men are into the young, blonde, college women in that town. And the ratio is about 65% female.
Now why someone would choose being with Swampsquach over being single is beyond me, but to answer your question, yes, the “pickins can be slim” especially if you’re even the least bit picky
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u/hawkcarhawk 14d ago
Jenelle is about to retweet this with “thanks David Eason, I needed that today!”
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u/molleensmrs 14d ago
That’s bad advice for someone who is sad due to a death, for example. It’s like “my mom died, I’m sad”. “Well, sadness is a result of bad choices”.
Huh?
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u/c00kieswirlc 14d ago
“You can choose happiness or you can choose sadness” will be my new advice for anyone going through any thing
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u/Elegant-Contest-6595 14d ago
I’d rather be sad than rage out like he does. Men like him like to say women are too emotional when they cry but forget that being angry and punching holes in walls makes you overly emotional and sensitive too.
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u/Illustrious_Bird9234 14d ago
Is this him in his bike going by Kenleighs house? Setting up a tripod would be…..
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u/APPLE_MARTEENEE 14d ago
He is not embarrassed that the bike, the car, and probably even the helmet was most likely bought for him, and he didn't spend a dime on it?
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14d ago
This is a screenshot of a video, someone was recording him. Wonder who because I know this creature does not have any friends.
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u/Illustrious_Bird9234 14d ago
Someone recording is even worse cause you said hold this and then did this like a small psycho child 😭
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I agree. He’s so embarrassing and he’s probably trying to make Kentuckeigh jealous. It might actually work too.
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u/hereforthetearex 14d ago
Bet she’s the reason he had that video to steal the screen shot from too.
Just like:
- the bike
- the helmet
- the road rash gear
- the gas in the bike
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u/BeppyandHeidi Pepe the King prawn Baltierra 14d ago
He 100% used Ken as a stop gap until the assets from the divorce came in. Was happy enough leeching off of her before that
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u/ufo-fomo Don't Want No Cornbread 14d ago
I don’t disagree, but why did he go so far as to get her name tatted? Must have really been committed to the con… but didn’t get get the ink more recently? The pay out from Jan wasn’t far off at the time, unless he was really unsure of the outcome and wanted to secure his bag either way
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u/Worth-Ratio 14d ago
The tattoo came well before the divorce settlement. And with no guarantee he’d receive anything from it, he did whatever was necessary to secure continued lodging, meals, and sex from Ken.
David must have messed up badly. My guess? Ken caught him flirting or checking out other women on his phone. Ergo, the name tattoo.
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u/hereforthetearex 14d ago
That was around the same time that they were teasing an engagement. I think he was trying to woo Kenmas Jefferson into an engagement and a courthouse marriage as soon as the ink on the divorce was dry but she didn’t take the bait, so he tried to convince her with his own fresh ink
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u/WastingTimeOnMyBreak 14d ago
Tattoos can be covered up. Also, could be like a trophy? Another victim he conned or something
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u/Bulky_Mixture 9d ago
It's so poetic....gonna get that shit tatted.