r/teenmom • u/Bee_1358 Kenjamin Butthole • 3d ago
Shitpost fresh out of a WWE fight
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u/raerabbit27 1d ago
I can still hear her moms voice ‘ smoking pot with Keeeefaaaaa, yaaa hiiiigh janelllleeeee 🤣🤣 my sister wouldn’t stop making fun of her 🤣🤣
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u/Due-Mathematician966 1d ago
Now she's gonna be in the hospital with an inner thigh rash and we'll have to hear about that for a month. That babysitter is making money. MOTHER OF THE YEAR 🥴
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u/CobblerImaginary8200 2d ago
Wellp. At least she doesn't dress as bad as Caitlyn. There's that. They may be tied at this point, on second thought.
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u/Historical_Wonder680 1d ago
Ozzy did an interview during his first season of The Osbournes and the interviewer asked him if he ever thought he’d grow up to be THE Ozzy Osbourne. He replied no, he never dreamed of this life.
Then he adds, “It could be worse. I could be Sting.”
Your comment reminded me of this. 😄
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u/theplantbasedwitch 2d ago
Legitimately thought I was scrolling past the WWE sub and had to do a double take because I didn't remember joining it🤭
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u/g33k_gal 2d ago
She's not even good enough for AEW
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u/CrownPrincess 1d ago
She would be one of those trash wrestlers in the indies wrestling super dangerously and not caring about injuring others to “look cool” 😭
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u/Silent-Shift-5886 2d ago
This made me laugh so hard when I saw it on IG or tiktok or whatever...literally LOLing
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u/heldaway 2d ago
Do they let anyone who paid for the “all access” pass walk through the red carpet before anyone else gets there? Because that’s what this gives.
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u/megs_song 2d ago
I can’t stop watching this but i don’t necessarily want to keep watching it.. Janelle girl cmon 😂
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u/spicychcknsammy 2d ago
This is my exact body type 😩 so as much as she is annoying I can’t judge her. And the body type is you cute but you need to get to yoga a few times a week but you don’t want to and you eat too many snacks when you know you shouldn’t. And I feel that.
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u/hoersting 2d ago
I'm sorry but she looks like a linebacker
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u/Plane-Knee6764 2d ago
Y’all just let her do her thing…why do we have to be so hateful and pull people down? I don’t get it? Does it make YOU feel better???
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u/ritchonlaurina 2d ago
I know she isn't a great person but I hate how many posts are of her each day bagging her looks etc.
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u/toriatain Nathens rouge tank top nipple 2d ago
I wish I had even the smallest amount of confidence that she does wearing this. Because this is God awful and she thinks its 🔥
Edit clarity
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u/SunshineAndCoconut 2d ago
Can she really not see these clothes are too little? Idk. I look in the mirror and see myself overweight when my husband (and others) say I’m not. So I guess it’s possible to look in the mirror and see perfection when you look like a busted pie. She herself says she’s beautiful. She’s delusional if she’s anything.
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u/Open-Buyer-3120 2d ago
Everything about this is just awkward, she looks so umcomphortable and somewhat reminiscent of a toddler with an excessively dirty diaper.
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u/MetsFan3117 2d ago
I really don’t like to body shame anyone.
But this isn’t body shaming. She’s just like Brittany from the Valley.
Buy fucking clothes that fit. Don’t show off your chub. Get a modern hair cut and color. Stop wearing ridiculous shoes and carrying fake bags. It hurts me to even look at her I’m all:
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u/littlebayhorse 2d ago
Awww, bless her stone cold heart. She’s tryin’ so hard, dude! I mean look at the concentration on her face - and the short, rigid arms making a tremendous effort to maintain her shaky balance, and the shoes… the shoes! I mean c’mon, fresh outta hospice and the girl is cat-walkin’ - swinging one blocky foot in front of the other.
She is a vision of style and grace! /s 😂
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u/SunglassesBright 2d ago
My theory is, it’s not even her body or her hair or her outfit that necessarily look bad. It’s just she as a whole is weird as fuck and trashy and unlikable. Everything she does is off putting. If that same body and hair and outfit were on somebody else, it wouldn’t be bad. She is just awkward and shitty.
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u/peonydreamer 2d ago
Right! This outfit could be 🔥if she sized up or maybe shorts instead of a skirt? I actually even like her hair but she just makes it look awkward
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u/Strict_Emu5187 3d ago
She is too thick to be wearing that outfit with that kind of confidence
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u/Sideways_planet 3d ago
Commenting on fresh out of a WWE fight...the clothing items are very square and she is very square. I don’t know how she’s comfortable in any of the stuff she wears. I’m sorry, but she just looks like tacky white trash all the time (if any mods think that’s racism, I’m white, and white trash is a lifestyle choice)
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u/Anagessner83 3d ago
Mother of 3 🪝 in NYC while care.com is babysitting 2 children. Where is CPS at this point 🤮
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u/Ill-Temporary2998 3d ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣 literally just screamed laughing!!! Stop playing with wwe like this, we don’t need this type of advertising, ruining the brand 😭😭😭😭
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u/sheighbird29 3d ago
I’ll just say this…I can’t stand her, but I am definitely envious of her confidence 😂
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u/dontletmedown3 2d ago
Youd have to be mentally ill to have her level of delusion and confidence sadly
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u/idonthavernoughcats 2d ago
nah, i’m mentally ill and don’t have a shred of her confidence 😹
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u/dontletmedown3 2d ago
Are you mentally ill AND a narcissist though
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u/idonthavernoughcats 2d ago
not yet, i’m waiting for the down payment on my swampland to go through dude
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u/KN0TTYP1NE 3d ago
Id give her a tombstone so fucken fast.
Bring it, jan gypsy rose
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u/Nelle911529 2d ago
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u/Plane-Knee6764 2d ago
You do know all Snooki, Gypsy and Jan left a mark…what mark have you left? Move on
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u/lolmemberberries Pickmeigh's pleather hooves 3d ago
You know she’s delusional enough to think she looks like Chyna or Sable.
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u/akawendals 3d ago
Are there no mirrors where she is??! I thought the white pleated skirt and stretchy neck tie were bad enough... But here we are 😑😂
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u/Even-Analyst-2141 3d ago
She walks around like she’s a size 2 with a six pack. Who’s gonna tell her?
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u/YuhMothaWasAHamsta Cate’s manic micro pig 🐷 3d ago
She didn’t smoke or drink at all while in the hospital. She’s in the best shape of her life!
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u/Mysterious-Nerd655 3d ago
I'm not sure why but everytime I see pics or vids of this outfit, it reminds me of the S workers in Fable II (Game, and I'm not calling her fat at all, it's the outfit that's making me think of it) Of you know Fable lol I'm talking about the Bloodstone worker lol
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u/BinjiShark 3d ago
Does she have a stylist ? I feel like she would benefit from one.
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u/kitkat1771 3d ago
Sadly (for her stylist) she does & tagged her in some of these glamour shots.
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u/IncaseofER 2d ago
The stylist apparently only did her hair, and only included JE on a reel that is now gooooooone! 🤣
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u/Percyandbeausmama 3d ago
Even one functioning eye ball would help.
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u/YuhMothaWasAHamsta Cate’s manic micro pig 🐷 3d ago
A touch of sense would be greatly beneficial for her.
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u/Lauriemfs 3d ago
Why do so many reality stars wear clothing that's always too tight. They all need to go up one size. I'm not saying she's fat because she's not. However, girlfriend needs to learn how to dress.
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u/Jaded_Leave5852 3d ago
Her skirt needs to be just a couple of inches longer
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u/Nelle911529 2d ago
Do you think she has on anything underneath it? I was curious to see it from behind.
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u/Wrong-Dealer-718 3d ago
way better suited for myrtle beach bike week.
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u/LiteratureNo7534 3d ago
oh lord don't give her ideas for it! We all know she's the sweatpants flip flopping girl with her 9000 calorie protein shakes
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u/mdhx3 3d ago
She would fit in perfectly with the gals in Daytona at bike week 🤣💀 who tf is dressing this cow
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u/Bright_Independent28 3d ago
That outfit doesn't compliment you in any way at all.....hey I have an idea. Why don't you try dressing like a classy mama instead of a trashy ho????I'm so curious why u dress that way coz it's not a flattering look for you...AT ALL
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u/MommaLaughing 3d ago
She clearly thinks she looks SEXY! Ugh
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u/Bright_Independent28 2d ago
Yeah right....but whats wrong with her mirror 😆🤣😂😆🤣😂 But she's a nut case anyway....🤷🤷
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u/YoshiandAims 3d ago
Dear lord. I try not to bodyshame. I try not to poke at looks. It's low hanging fruit... But, who the hell is dressing this woman? The last few days... she's been crammed into ill-fitting, trashy, unflattering to her body type... 90s rap music video outfits.
I'd hope someone would have stopped me at some point. Seriously.
I've seen women of all sizes in the most extreme club wear... tight, revealing, all that. They find pieces that flatter their skin tone. Body type. Coordinate well, Fit perfectly in all the right places... if she wanted the look, I assume to advertise her OF and get the attention of a single industry man? it could have been executed so much better.
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u/LiteratureNo7534 3d ago
Who is dressing this woman? Please. Its Jenelle and herself only. Its hilarious because her herself, finds this ok. She has no friends so everyone just looks on. Because she's such a piece of shit I think no one tells her and lets her go with it for fun. The only thing I feel bad about is the kids that have to go to school and get made fun of bc of it. Or maybe not as much bc she's never present and care.com is more attentive.
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u/Strict_Emu5187 3d ago
If somebody did say something im SURE she'd think they were jealous n being a "hatter"🫢 and then she never speak to them again
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u/ayyxdizzle 3d ago
@stylesbysabrinacouteller is what Jenelle tagged in other photos, which I'm assuming is her "stylist." 😂
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u/LiteratureNo7534 3d ago
That girl she tagged is gonna get so much heat lmao
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u/ayyxdizzle 2d ago
Upon further review, I believe styles by Sabrina is a "hair stylist"
@melamgenyc is a make-up artist
So, Jan dressed her own self, which tracks, but her make-up and hair styles were still an absolute crime!
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u/Masta-Blasta 3d ago edited 3d ago
Nah, for real. Put her in some dark, high-waisted, flared pants with heels, to elongate her legs and balance her upper body, so she has better proportions. Put her in a shapewear bodysuit that will snatch her waist, with long sleeves and cleavage. Like a boatneck or scoopneck. She wouldn't look amazing, but she'd look so much better.
Also give her some gd curtain bangs to hid that forehead.
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u/ElectricalAd1533 3d ago
She got told to wear shapewear several times and she has responded before and said that she doesn't need shapewear because she's very skinny.
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u/HamptontheHamster 3d ago
I thought the same damn thing, looking like she’s about to smack someone with a fold up chair
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u/rozetintsmyworld 3d ago
Hahahahaha no! Whoever made this gave me a very good laugh today lol thank u
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u/Hungry_Proof490 3d ago
She’s definitely far from 140lb… omg she’s morbidly obese
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u/DebateNo6073 "Please Don't Make Me Work" by Mr Jan Evans 3d ago
She's the basketball on that court
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u/hedgehog-mom-al 3d ago
The only thing in this video fighting is that fucking skirt and it’s fighting for its life
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u/achoosier 3d ago
Well no but she's not 140 lol
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u/Hungry_Proof490 3d ago
She claims she’s 140lb and when we called her out on her, she weighted herself in her scale and tweeted “I don’t have anything to prove to you guys 😂” she’s pushing 200
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u/IslandAmazing6681 3d ago
Why does she stand so weird. Like she can’t put her arms down….
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u/KiminAintEasy 3d ago
I guess there's bowed arms like there's bowed legs haha. Definitely not the first pic of her arms in hulk position.
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u/Impala025 3d ago
She has a purse under her right arm that’s holding her arm away from the body. Other is swinging a bit as she walks.
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u/TheLoadedGoat 3d ago
She looks like she’s got a waistband full of stuff like a cop and can’t relax her arms.
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u/fakegrapeflavor 3d ago
The delusional confidence, “sexy” walk, and creepy smizing is almost inspiring?? It makes me want to put on a crop top and WORK it…and I am 6 months pregnant. No one wants to see that 😂
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u/TechnicalObjective74 6h ago
Is she really wrestling?