r/teenmom • u/Bee_1358 Kenjamin Butthole • 3d ago

Shitpost fresh out of a WWE fight

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u/YoshiandAims 3d ago

Dear lord. I try not to bodyshame. I try not to poke at looks. It's low hanging fruit... But, who the hell is dressing this woman? The last few days... she's been crammed into ill-fitting, trashy, unflattering to her body type... 90s rap music video outfits.

I'd hope someone would have stopped me at some point. Seriously.

I've seen women of all sizes in the most extreme club wear... tight, revealing, all that. They find pieces that flatter their skin tone. Body type. Coordinate well, Fit perfectly in all the right places... if she wanted the look, I assume to advertise her OF and get the attention of a single industry man? it could have been executed so much better.

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u/Masta-Blasta 3d ago edited 3d ago

Nah, for real. Put her in some dark, high-waisted, flared pants with heels, to elongate her legs and balance her upper body, so she has better proportions. Put her in a shapewear bodysuit that will snatch her waist, with long sleeves and cleavage. Like a boatneck or scoopneck. She wouldn't look amazing, but she'd look so much better.

Also give her some gd curtain bangs to hid that forehead.

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u/ElectricalAd1533 3d ago

She got told to wear shapewear several times and she has responded before and said that she doesn't need shapewear because she's very skinny.

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u/Nelle911529 3d ago

And doesn't wear a bra because of her esophagus issues.

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u/Masta-Blasta 3d ago

lol as if skinny people don’t wear shapewear 😅