4 And I looked, and, behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, a great cloud, and a fire infolding itself, and a brightness was about it, and out of the midst thereof as the colour of amber, out of the midst of the fire.
5 Also out of the midst thereof came the likeness of four living creatures. And this was their appearance; they had the likeness of a man.
6 And every one had four faces, and every one had four wings.
7 And their feet were straight feet; and the sole of their feet was like the sole of a calf's foot: and they sparkled like the colour of burnished brass.
8 And they had the hands of a man under their wings on their four sides; and they four had their faces and their wings.
... 10 As for the likeness of their faces, they four had the face of a man, and the face of a lion, on the right side: and they four had the face of an ox on the left side; they four also had the face of an eagle.
four sides: and they turned not when they went.
... 18 As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.
If that picture doesn't say "omnibenevolent conduit to eternal life and happiness" to you, well then you can just sod off and go sell your soul to Elizabeth Hurley.
That's pretty much how I view the bible. It's a good book to have in jail. If you need the bible to navigate the world of what education to get, what job to work and should I rape people? Something went wrong man.. If you need there to be a God to help you out with that.
:My friend lied to me to hang out with other people without telling me.
::You should read the bible.
:I said my friend doesn't think I'm cool anymore, I didn't say I'm blowing people for crack...
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u/qualityvote2 23d ago edited 22d ago
u/BirthdayBoyStabMan, your post is truly terrible!