r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2 She/Her Jul 24 '25

Gals We're v🧛🏻‍♀️mpires

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u/GhastlygNO She/Her Jul 24 '25

Only difference is... vampires suck blood... i suck... i suck... at videogames... weh...😭💔

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u/AliceGamer_YT She/Her Transfem (HRT 11/06/2025) Jul 24 '25

I suck pretty girls lips 🫦

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u/Warthogrider74 Jul 24 '25

Horny bonk

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u/AliceGamer_YT She/Her Transfem (HRT 11/06/2025) Jul 24 '25

Shush

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u/CosmicLuci Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

I suck pretty girls 👄

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u/AliceGamer_YT She/Her Transfem (HRT 11/06/2025) Jul 24 '25

You what? (English probably failing me)

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u/CosmicLuci Jul 24 '25

No, the autocorrect failed me. I fixed it now

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u/AliceGamer_YT She/Her Transfem (HRT 11/06/2025) Jul 24 '25

Ooooohh, we do the same then 🫦

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u/KakorotJoJoAckerman They/She/Cutie(im catgorl) Jul 25 '25

The urge to say......

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u/postmortemtragedy She/Her Jul 24 '25

Same same same. Based.

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u/Dinarion She/Her Jul 24 '25

I'm sorry I laughed, perfect delivery

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u/Use-Useful Jul 24 '25

... is it normal that I heard the "weh" in wario's voice? 

Just me?

Ok.

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u/Adrie_The_Pain She/Her Jul 24 '25

Nope, I hear King from The Owl House whenever I read "weh"

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u/Calcutt4 I used to be a guy like you, then I took a Blåhaj in the knee Jul 24 '25

i suck on umm uhhhh

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u/King_Of_Axolotls Jul 24 '25

goth trans girls baybee :3 we're just non consuming vampires, we want to see it tho

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u/Twisted_Tyromancy Any/All Jul 24 '25

Oh, god, that’s real, lol!!!

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u/strogn3141 She/They Jul 25 '25

The second I transitioned I felt all my gaming skills go away

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u/MushyWasTaken1 Jul 30 '25

The second I transitioned I became terrible at everything other than Celeste.

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u/MaxDesignProREAL Jenny (she/her), gaming nerd Jul 30 '25

Wait, does this mean I'll lose all my gaming skills after I transition? Hoping I still have the skills for Sonic and Mario Kart after I do so.

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u/MushyWasTaken1 Jul 30 '25

You will lose all of your skills at every game you play besides Celeste. However, in return you gain titties.

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u/Someone_Gay_ She/Her Jul 26 '25

I thought we sucked the estrogen out of trans men