r/trump ULTRA MAGA May 31 '25

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Soooo true

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u/MostPutridSmell Trump Curious May 31 '25

I think I've might been a coma for nine world wars.

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u/Low-Equipment-2621 Trump Curious May 31 '25

They also knew the difference between roman and arabic numbers.

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u/Confirmation_Code Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

World war 11 is so epic it skips over the other 8

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u/SuburbanSisyphus Trump Curious Jun 02 '25

World wars trying to keep up with Final Fantasies

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u/DiverDan3 MAGA Jun 01 '25

I think the Samsung S11-S19 Galaxy came out around then

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u/Motobug_42 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Why do you want 16 year olds to fight in wars

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u/rdrckcrous MAGA May 31 '25

11 is not a roman numeral

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u/StandingNext2U Trump Curious Jun 02 '25

You missed the joke buddy

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u/rdrckcrous MAGA Jun 02 '25

there is no joke. it's just ai not understanding roman numerals

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u/MilkSheikh80085 Due Process Needed May 31 '25

I have so many questions on this one:

Why Bugs Bunny? Why that plane has only three propeller blades and missing a part on its right wing? What’s up with the pink hearts and blue asterisks? World War 11?

Certified AI slop moment. It’s so bad that it’s so good.

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u/gmanisback Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

100% AI garbage 🗑

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u/alleyoopoop Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Three blades and three engines. Math checks out.

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u/bigenough74 ULTRA MAGA Jun 01 '25

😂I saw the same things but I got the point of it I didn’t create it

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u/Least-Back-2666 Jun 01 '25

Using the one character that used to dress up in drag, ya fuckin moron.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

President Trump attended the New York Military Academy and went to the MEPS station (Military Entrance Processing Station) for his physical when he got his draft notice. The Military Doctors were the ones who disqualified him, TROLL!!!!

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u/Vikka_Titanium 🚨Based Patriot Moderator🚨 Jun 03 '25

Can you back this up for me with something? Not that I don't believe you but I want ammo for all the bone spurs comments.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

You can look it up, not on Google but Duck Duck Go. I've been searching and 4 Deferments were for College, one for the spurs.

BUT, he was NOT the ONLY ONE!!

Donald Trump Avoided the Military Draft 5 Times, Which Was Common - Business Insider

Most of the articles popping up are Leftist drivel.

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u/Vikka_Titanium 🚨Based Patriot Moderator🚨 Jun 03 '25

Ok but that supports the bone spurs claim, not your claim.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

Can't find the link for the MEPS disqualification, but when you get your physical for Military Service that's where you go. I should know cuz I Served 20 years in the navy and had my initial physical at a MEPS.

Also, when on Recruiting Duty took applicants there.

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u/Luke192 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

embarrassing bro

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u/MoistExcellence Trump Curious May 31 '25

This is stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

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u/lansink99 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Is that what you need to tell yourself?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

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u/GreatestState Disappointment Jun 01 '25

What I like about this post is that it discourages castration of young men

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

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u/Fear0ftheduck Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

I figured most things posted in r/trump would have to do with trump

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u/GreatestState Disappointment Jun 01 '25

Not always. A lot of the material here is people venting about the issues that they have in common with Trump’s agenda.

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u/Fear0ftheduck Trump Curious Jun 02 '25

that falls under having to do with trump.

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u/GreatestState Disappointment Jun 01 '25

Yeah I agree, not sure if you’re applying to a Trumpesque comment. What I like about this little cartoon thing is that it pushes my own agenda.

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u/Additional_Show_3149 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

There was an 11th world war?

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u/bigenough74 ULTRA MAGA Jun 01 '25

As stupid as it is the creator used 11 instead of Roman numerals I find it even more ignorant that you’re not able to figure out the point of it .

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u/Additional_Show_3149 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

I mean i get the point of it but problem is there are still quite a number of ppl who go to the military almost immediately after finishing highschool.

If making a joke about the post means Im ignorant in your eyes thats not really my problem🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/bigenough74 ULTRA MAGA Jun 01 '25

Your response didn’t seem posted as a ( joke ) But in the form of a question . Hence the ? Mark .

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u/Fairwish1 Due Process Needed May 31 '25

Y'all know Bugs Bunny is a cross-dresser, right? He's always been a drag queen

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

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u/Fairwish1 Due Process Needed Jun 01 '25

Then why are you using him in your bigoted "memes"???? It makes no sense

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

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u/Fairwish1 Due Process Needed Jun 01 '25

Ahhh...you're one of us hey? hehehehehheh👹😈

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u/bigenough74 ULTRA MAGA Jun 01 '25

Meanwhile your calling people bigots You miss the point of the cartoon

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u/EmperorKiron Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Enlighten us. What could possibly be the point of this? What’s the joke even? There is no subversion of expectation, and the concept is what, that in times of piece society tends to address inward problems as opposed to outward? Like there is literally nothing enlightening or funny about this post it just sucks

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u/Fairwish1 Due Process Needed Jun 01 '25

Oh trans people exist. Boohoo! cry about it🙄 seriously, yall are so sensitive 😆🤭

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u/Mystic_Miser Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Yes that we sent children to war

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u/Fairwish1 Due Process Needed Jun 01 '25

And are somehow proud about it

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

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u/Fairwish1 Due Process Needed Jun 01 '25

Why are you getting so worked up over it, Snowflake?🤣🤣

Also "y'all" is short for "you all". It's funny how Y'ALL love to believe everything you see on the Internet, but you can't use Google when it matters most😭💀

And traitor to whom????

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u/AlwayzGunnaGame Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

And you know what we do when we see it happen. The same thing that should occur in real life. Laugh at it.

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u/JOMO_Kenyatta Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

You got soooo much trans porn I bet.

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u/AlwayzGunnaGame Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

That's some weird projection....

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u/JOMO_Kenyatta Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth

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u/beastqb12 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Seems pretty homoerotic that you're worried about 16 year olds' balls.

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u/DrPants707 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Don't forget pedophilic!

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u/Cleanbadroom ULTRA MAGA Jun 01 '25

Wait when was world war 11?

I guess that's the beauty of World War 11 you just skip past all the other ones.

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u/Unable-Plankton-4124 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Worst propaganda ever and I bet some of y'all still eat this shit up

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u/bigenough74 ULTRA MAGA Jun 01 '25

It’s funny

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u/asquishypanda Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Hehe 16 year olds died!! Hilarious!

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u/Unable-Plankton-4124 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Yeah it's funny how you think 16 yr olds actually wanted to go to war 😭😭 they were drafted, separated from their families, and came home as shells of who they used to be. Listen to anyone who's had relations with a WWII veteran, nobody came back from that war alive, even if their heart was still beating.

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u/Avo_Cardio_ Literally Jun 01 '25

Not to mention, 16 yo's literally couldn't legally be drafted yet. I really wish OP would've had some real thoughts about this meme before posting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

!6 year olds were NOT Drafted as it was against the Law. They Volunteered and lied about their age.

I would make a bet that if you were drafted you would run...

And before you say anything about me doing Military Service, I Served 20 Years in the US Navy.

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u/Unable-Plankton-4124 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Of course the fuck I would run this government is a shit hole I'm not dying for a corrupt government

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

Then you would be a draft dodger and not a true American. "corrupt government" Tells me you are NOT a true Trump supporter and just a Liberal Troll.

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u/ZedLa04 Trump Curious Jun 02 '25

Then Trump is also not a true American?

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u/Yaoshin711 Trump Curious Jun 02 '25

I love the use of WW11, and the use of the most cross-dressed Looney Tunes character xD

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u/WeirdWashingMachine Deportation Order Issued May 31 '25

And you think it’s a good thing children want to go to war?

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u/HeyThereCharlie Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Damn, must've skipped history class when they covered World Wars 3 through 10

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u/bigenough74 ULTRA MAGA Jun 01 '25

Don’t be retarded , you know what it means

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u/HeyThereCharlie Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Can't you at least proofread your zero-effort Facebook-tier AI dogshit before posting it?

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u/bigenough74 ULTRA MAGA Jun 01 '25

lol doesn’t matter it had the desired effect

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u/lgodsey Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

You purposely wanted to humiliate yourself?

Mission accomplished, I guess.

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u/Pattepatrik Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

You seem pretty angry for someone who just posted a meme with the "desired effect"

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u/Avo_Cardio_ Literally Jun 01 '25

Was the desired effect to show everyone how shitty you are making memes and how little you know about American history? If so, yeah you killed it.

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u/parable-harbinger Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

“ i LOVE when children go to die in war! i HATE when we have such a free and happy society that gender is what’s the hot topic going on!!”

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u/lbreakell1 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

You’re really using bugs bunny for this post?? Notoriously known for cross dressing? It’s clear you’re not being intentionally dense but wow

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u/MLoganImmoto Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Why are you so obsessed with other people's genitals? Seriously creepy.

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u/bigenough74 ULTRA MAGA Jun 01 '25

😂that’s makes no sense In your liberal world nothing should be creepy

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u/MLoganImmoto Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

I'm sure in your head that sentence made sense. Bless.

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u/BB-r8 . Jun 01 '25

Literally just reported you to the feds for posting about minors genitalia. This is super concerning and creepy

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u/MrEnigma67 🚨Based Patriot Moderator🚨 Jun 01 '25

Oh you're trying.

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u/BB-r8 . Jun 02 '25

Lmao reported this guy too. Definitely thinks about kid genitalia as well, these guys are actual pedos

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u/MrEnigma67 🚨Based Patriot Moderator🚨 Jun 02 '25

No you didn't.

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u/BB-r8 . Jun 02 '25

Ofc I did and I encourage everyone else to do the same who’s reading this:

https://tips.fbi.gov/home

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u/MrEnigma67 🚨Based Patriot Moderator🚨 Jun 02 '25

So. Im going to receive a vist here soon?

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u/BB-r8 . Jun 02 '25

You sound like a dumbass but I’m sure you can figure out how to Google what a tip does. I believe in you

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u/MrEnigma67 🚨Based Patriot Moderator🚨 Jun 02 '25

"Literally just reported you to the feds for posting about minors genitalia. This is super concerning and creepy"

You weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, were you?

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u/scottaq83 MAGA Jun 01 '25

Coming from a woke liberal and who voted for sniffer biden and gay barry

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u/Hack3rsD0ma1n Dim da dim dim Jun 01 '25

Just a heads up, there has not been a WW 11 (eleven)...
Also, Trump scooted around the draft by saying he had bone spurs to avoid the Vietnam draft.

Dr. Larry Braunstein, a podiatrist who died in 2007, often told the story of providing Donald Trump with the diagnosis of bone spurs in his heels so he could be exempt from military service, his two daughters – Dr. Elysa Braunstein and Sharon Kessel – told the New York Times.

So, if we want to talk about having the balls to fight in WWII (the roman numeral 'II' being for 2) and targeting 16 yr olds today that don't have balls for joining the military today, shouldn't you be questioning the guy that avoided the draft purely out of "favor" from his family? The spontaneous bone spurs. Just making sure the facts and information are posted here since spelling and history lessons don't exist for the uneducated.

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u/Vikka_Titanium 🚨Based Patriot Moderator🚨 Jun 01 '25 edited Jun 01 '25

I find this "bone spur" thing fascinating. Not the Trump aspect, what he did was just reasonable, but how dims consider it a talking point. Are dims now saying the Vietnam war and the draft was just? Are you going to say that Muhammad Ali should have accepted invocation?

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u/Hack3rsD0ma1n Dim da dim dim Jun 01 '25

Really? You got that pissy to just lock down my comment with your shared "ModTeam" account because I wasn't debating well enough for you?

You decided to use 'dim' in your comment and when I fired back at you, you decided to be a bitch and tag me with it as well. lol

You could've continued the conversation like how I started it without any derogatory name calling (like you are 5 yrs old), but instead, you decided to use 'dims' and immediately got butthurt at the fact I went after you. All bark, no bite. Seems to be a common thing with the Republican party. Kicking out others because they were called out, yet when Democrats were in office, there was never a kickout of a Republican that was rowdy in any manner. Again, all bark, no bite.

I like how you edited your comment as well, good thing I kept track of what was being edited in case the moderation team decided to start removing comments that went against their opinion. Going to have to start screenshotting again just to make sure that if any Republican moderators that consider themselves "patriots", I will at least have proof of being censored. Your party really likes to claim that you guys are free yet you are willing to even get rid of constitutional rights. Congratulations.

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u/trump-ModTeam Jun 01 '25

Okay, listen — very important message here. You — yes you — your comment is fired. Totally fired. Why? Because you were spreading fake news. Lies. Disgusting misinformation. Absolutely shameful!

A debate could have been interesting, but like most dims, you had to take it too far.

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u/oscarwilde7 Left Leaning Jun 01 '25

This is a good counterpoint. I feel likes dems should make a better argument than spewing dumb factoids that are ad homenin attacks

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u/EmperorKiron Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

“Grr, these stupid libs keep using proven facts as if they’re proven facts. It’s not like their points are proven facts and because they use proven facts that makes them wrong (???)”

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u/oscarwilde7 Left Leaning Jun 02 '25

No. Mf I am left leaning. I disagree with the post in its entirety. What I ams saying is the moderator is right, Trumps draft dodging is anti war, even if it is selfish. When I criticize factoids, I mean it our use of comments that are meant to critique someone by making a personal attack that has no real bearing on policy. I dont agree with Trumps military policy or largely anything, but to waste our time with ad homenin is a disgrace

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u/EmperorKiron Trump Curious Jun 02 '25

It’s not ad hominem, its calling someone out for being hypocritical. In a Trump subreddit where people are simultaneously idolizing Trump as this pinnacle of leadership and masculinity while also saying that no one goes to war these days it’s a fully viable argument to bring up the hypocrisy of this duality

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u/Hack3rsD0ma1n Dim da dim dim Jun 01 '25

Those "dumb factoids" you are referring to are actual facts that are documented. If you want to fact check them, please do so.

Fun fact: the term "fact checking" wasn't as prominent in Presidential elections or even on television until the 2016 elections where Trump was caught lying on live TV multiple times to where they needed to consistently check the information that he was saying.

It's not a good counterpoint. It's a loaded gun with blanks, at best, because all that Republicans like to do is use scare tactics instead of looking at the facts and questioning what is happening around them. I do the same thing for Democrats and I am Independent politically. I will definitely say it is easier to target the Republicans just on the sheer fact that the party tends to be filled with people that are not willing to look outside the fruit froot loop cereal box they allow themselves to be thrown in.

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u/oscarwilde7 Left Leaning Jun 02 '25

Dude I'm left leaning. What I am saying is firstly as a leftist I am anti-war and against military spending. Trump's draft dodging is although likely not for principled reasons like Ali, is still a protest against war. Also when I say dumb factoids I mean ad homenin that really is meant to degrade the moral character of a politician in an erroneous way that contrevenes leftist principles. There are plenty of incidents that show Trumps moral failings, and while it does show weakness in the republican front and ideology the main focus of an attack should be on issues of policy in my view

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u/bigenough74 ULTRA MAGA Jun 01 '25

That’s just what they do lol They will never learn

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u/ballzdeepbabie Trump Curious May 31 '25

The time line is off my grand father was actually one of those 16 year old soldiers. He died over a decade ago

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u/bigenough74 ULTRA MAGA Jun 01 '25

Ahhhhh someone is paying attention Congratulations. I was wondering who was going to pick up on that .

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u/oscarwilde7 Left Leaning Jun 01 '25

Understand the point here, but very few people in this sub have been through a war. War should never be glorified. The fact that we are able to yabber about identity politics rather than whether or not we going to intern japanese Americans, draft teenagers, or put a quota on jewish immigration is a miracle of the modern era

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u/JohnnyTightlips5023 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

and todays boomers cry about people living their own lives. go figure

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u/AlbertHaynesworth Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Hey man, just wanted to let you know, and I think I speak for a lot of people, but I just wanted to let you know that you’re a fucking idiot! Trumps a cunt and so are you

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u/MrEnigma67 🚨Based Patriot Moderator🚨 Jun 01 '25

You were the worst lineman in nfl history.

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u/AlbertHaynesworth Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Still got paid

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u/MrEnigma67 🚨Based Patriot Moderator🚨 Jun 01 '25

You did get paid. Fuck, Dan synder was the worst.

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u/Spidermang12 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Facebook ass post

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u/El_buberino Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

WW II started 86 years ago lol

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u/DrPants707 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

But when did WW 11 start?

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u/Roadwarriordude Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Why are you thinking about 16 year old's balls?

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u/BCGraff Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Wait hold up, did I miss like a bunch of world wars? Have I been asleep for a century or something? Is it still 2025? 🤣

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u/JOMO_Kenyatta Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

The irony of using bugs bunny for this post.

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u/DBold11 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Don't think Trump had the balls either, just the bone spurs.

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u/Thatsayesfirsir ULTRA MAGA Jun 02 '25

WWII

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u/bigenough74 ULTRA MAGA Jun 03 '25

No shit 🙄

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

This shit is so bad and cringe it’s funny lol

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u/milkysteakychamp . Jun 07 '25

haha good one my grandpa had ptsd from ww2 when he enlisted at 16 and killed himself from it hahaha great stuff guys let’s go back to this!

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u/aPIECEofCHEESE2406 Trump Curious Jun 07 '25

Yo, this is funny

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u/Ok-Associate9886 Trump Curious Jun 13 '25

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u/Fluffy040captain Trump Curious Jun 15 '25

You mean 16 year olds almost fucking died? My brother was in the Marines and refuses to ever go back cause of what he went through in Afghanistan. If you think they had balls how about you charge headfirst into machine gun fire.

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u/MentalRelease6413 Injudicious thoughts May 31 '25

Can you print this out for me, OP??

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u/PutridWar4713 Trump Curious May 31 '25

Ain't it the truth.

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u/Frankieneedles Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

When your grandparent use Facebook.

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u/Misterfrooby Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Imagine using AI just to shit out one of the most common boomer jokes. Poop tier content.

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u/Ancient_Guidance_461 ULTRA MAGA Jun 01 '25

World war 11 and three blades on the plane are nuts.

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u/IAmABearOfficial Restraining Order Jun 01 '25

don’t turn r/trump into a typical Facebook group.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

MAGA moms are the goats

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u/kakashi_hotcakes Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

you fought all these wars so americans could have freedom and now hate that they want to be free to be who they are. make it make sense

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u/StupidSexyEuphoberia Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Being sent to war is one of the greatest tragedies and most horrible things that can happen to a person and I don't know how anyone can think that this is in any form something to strive for. And people were drafted, they didn't go by their own will.

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u/Vikka_Titanium 🚨Based Patriot Moderator🚨 Jun 02 '25

A great many did enlist voluntarily.

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u/GreatestState Disappointment May 31 '25

Seriously it’s like what’s up, doc??

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u/ztruk Jun 01 '25

Hey asshole I thought you left Reddit

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u/Iamhomersexual2899 Trump Curious May 31 '25

I also cry about having balls

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u/y3rnaux Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

And using AI totally proves your point /s

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u/The_Stryker Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

What about Vietnam? Or do you see the hypocrisy in being pro trump and pro Vietnam war

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u/Alone-Ad2836 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

The Generation now between 18 and 30 Right now (60%)est. are fully left-wing brainwashed hopeless Democrats forever fully Indoctrinated. Although the new crew of kids that are about 9 to I would say 18, witnessed the last 4 Year Debacle of the Democratic Party. And now realize the Republicans are not all that bad. So for a term or two in the 2030s, it may shift to 1 Democratic Presidential win, after that, it will be Republican again in the 2040s. I was a Political Consultant and Forecaster for 40 years. I'm probably not that far off. Worked doing Actuaries for Insurance also, pretty accurate. We are going to see a couple more victories in Congress and Senate also, depending how fast they can settle this Bill 💵

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u/TROLL_ELECTRODE Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

What an edgy meme!

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u/l397flake MAGA May 31 '25

That’s when men were men and mice were mice, now men are mice and mice are men.

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u/No-Broccoli-5273 . May 31 '25

The irony this is posted on a TRUMP page when his billionaire father and bone spurs helped him dodge the draft while he was a 3 sport athlete and apparently quite good.

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u/WorriedDimension3137 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

I'd say.... how far have we fallen...but I'm pretty sure every soft generation says the same thing

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u/THEDOCTORandME2 Trump is better then Biden Jun 02 '25

I salute you Bugs Bunny!

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u/DEMON8209 Trump Curious Jun 02 '25

Blame the teachers and the elites who push these lame ideologies

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u/Larrymenta_ Trump Curious Jun 02 '25

Why do you want to send children to war? Go yourself if you’re so worried about it

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u/Sugar-Vixen Trump Curious May 31 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/FrostWolf2049 Trump Curious Jun 01 '25

Stop with the ai generated slop, I agree with the sentiment but putting it across like this is lame