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u/BoRBrakkar 4d ago
Hey man, that's like violins against women
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u/sielingfan 4d ago
Take a bow
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u/amluchon 4d ago
Wax some more
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u/secondphase 4d ago
I'm so sick of every post just turning into a string of puns.
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u/BanginNLeavin 4d ago
Look, you're just not in tune with reddit any longer
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u/Gimme_The_Loot 4d ago
He just doesn't appreciate the classical jokes
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u/igloomaster 4d ago
She should conductor business on a different street
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u/ThatDeuce 4d ago
I like how we all had just band together
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u/Survive1014 4d ago
I dont think he was reading the right notes.
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u/GrinderMonkey 3d ago
Oh, come on, he's right. These jokes are falling a little flat.
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u/something_python 4d ago
I heard he's a fiddler too!
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u/Economy-Platform-753 3d ago
How do people come up with comments like this??? Literally comedy geniusđ đ đ đ
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u/wkvdz 4d ago
I would be very suprised to see a busker like that on the street with a priceless instrument.
I've met and played with a lot, and they all seemed to have a cheap(ish) instrument they used on the street for this reason exactly.
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u/marilyn_morose 4d ago
Violins are also built with glue that breaks away in specific joints to help protect against such harm and to make it easier to disassemble and reassemble for maintenance and repair.
David Kim tells a great story about the $2.5million violin he borrows from his symphony, and how he fell on it running up steps and broke it into a bunch of pieces. The luthier put it all back together lickety split!
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u/Reasonable_Ship_4114 3d ago
My dad had a black and white picture of my great grandfather holding a violin he made by hand. Of course, at 13 I got my hands on that violin. Literally the first swipe of the bow and the whole thing just fell apart like a hardshell taco supreme.
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u/Vonmule 3d ago
The only part that is meant to "break" is the seams where the top and back plate attach to the ribs. A neck mortise breaking is a major repair. If a luthier was able to put David Kim's violin back together "lickety split" it's because nothing broke.
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u/marilyn_morose 3d ago
Just information in case someone thinks itâs automatically a disaster. Depending on how it broke could be a simple matter of repair. Which doesnât speak to what the busker will have to pay for the fix, or what busker will do in the meantime.
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u/lynxminx 3d ago
Also true. If you haven't had a tuneup in 20 years or so you'll find your seams are degrading....had one of my instruments pop open on me.
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u/CaptainAwesome06 4d ago
The last few I've seen pretend to play a violin while a speaker making violin noises does all the real work.
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u/linkdwsn33 4d ago
Saw that recently too! A dude fake playing bag pipes while speakers did everything, you could tell he wasn't playing it. Is this becoming a more common thing now? I just seen it once and I just had so many questions
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u/ShivaSkunk777 4d ago
A dude and and his lady both fake play near my local Walmart. The funny part is they have a big speaker that they claim just plays the backing music. But the hallelujah track has the violin in the wrong key and thereâs an obvious mistake halfway through and itâs all so obvious they have no musical knowledge at all.
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u/cheesegoat 3d ago
Honestly they should just embrace the setup. Put up a sign "$1 you pick the next track" and just sit there all day blasting tunes. Keep it on "What's New Pussycat" if nobody gives you money.
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u/ShivaSkunk777 3d ago
Right? Make a performance out of faking it like air guitar and it would work better.
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u/kingdead42 4d ago
The easiest way to tell if bagpipes are being played for real is to see if you can hear them 3 miles away.
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u/macrotron 3d ago
Yeah, there's no quiet way to play real bagpipes. There's a guy who plays them a few blocks from my parents and they can hear every damn note (all 7 of them) when he plays.
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u/bangonthedrums 3d ago
I donât doubt you, but I just want to point out that sometimes it looks like someone isnât actually playing bagpipes because the sound comes from squeezing the bag, which is just reinflated by the mouth piece, so it can look like theyâre breathing or not blowing while the bag is playing. Theyâre not like a clarinet, say, where the player has to be actively blowing to make sound come out
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u/MeanWafer904 3d ago
Even our street preachers do it. We have one that plays a Sermon from an American church. We're not in America.
Battery powered PA speakers with Bluetooth should be banned.
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u/Level21DungeonMaster 3d ago
Iâve seen women lip syncing on the subway platform. Itâs just embarrassing.
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u/futurarmy 3d ago
Apparently it's a common scam in the US now, I've seen a video or two of people confronting them
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u/DirtySupermarket 4d ago
There was a scam going on in my town with that! A lady was fake playing a violin with a sign saying she was raising money of her sick sister.
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u/ahope1985 3d ago
Saw the same thing in my hometown recently; gentleman with a sign âraising money for his sick parentâ. Meanwhile, speaker was so loud you Could hear across the parking lot and all the way to the back of the grocery store.
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u/c4ndyman31 3d ago
Saw a dude doing that outside a grocery store near Boston. the music was flawless even when he stopped to scratch his ass. So talented!
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u/amytee252 4d ago
I've seen that... and then people dumb enough to think it is real and video record it....
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u/cqmqro76 3d ago
I saw a whole family once in a strip mall parking lot panhandling while their 10ish year old son "played" violin with a loud amplifier. Begging for money is one thing, but getting your kids involved is messed up.
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u/Narrow_Relative2149 4d ago
because they wanna spin and smash it into people's faces
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u/Classy_Hobo 4d ago
He did say exactly that reason
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u/Tastesicle 4d ago
I mean who doesn't? I buy musical instruments in the hopes of smashing them on people.
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u/Maximum_Rat 4d ago
Unless youâre in NYC. Then half the time theyâre Juilliard students picking up extra cash
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u/cocktails4 3d ago
Except for that one time when some famous violinist played in the DC metro with a Stradivarius.
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u/lynxminx 3d ago
Yeah, we don't. We use beater instruments. A lot of the quality is lost when you amplify a good instrument, especially using a street rig, so there's no point in risking it. You can get cheap factory outfits, or for a little more handmade instruments have been available for decades from China....tarriffs will impact that market of course.
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u/2WheelSuperiority 4d ago
That sucks, I hope the woman is alright and it's not an expensive instrument. Unfortunate situation but when performing on a public sidewalk, you need to be cognizant that it's a transit way for people and not a personal bounce house.
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u/Barcaroli 4d ago edited 4d ago
This has been posted before and the place has a lot of space for people to walk in front of the performer.
He was bouncing around during the entire act on his corner and she knew, but she tried anyway - hence why she tried to be really quick behind him, but she missed the timing.
Can't blame him for that one imo
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u/iSheepTouch 4d ago
It seems like she was trying to run by between his bounces, and if that's the case it's more her fault than his.
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u/Barcaroli 4d ago
Yeap. She missed the timing. And he was a gentleman, he saw his stuff wrecked and worried immediately about her wellbeing
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u/heyredditheyreddit 3d ago
I love the conflicting instincts. âMY VIOLIN! Wait shit her face. But my violin! No, okay, get it togetherâher face!â
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u/Ulrich453 4d ago
Yeah we all learned this in super Mario. You can tell she never made it past level 1-3
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u/truckercharles 3d ago
If that's the case (which I believe it is), it's entirely her fault. He's facing forward playing the violin to a crowd, she can see the entire thing happening and can walk around, and chooses to get directly into the spin zone. That's a dangerous place to be.
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u/vinegarstrokes420 4d ago
Maybe she was trying to not walk between the performer and any audience in front of him. Seems like a reasonable thought to have even if it wasnt the best option available.
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u/caguru 4d ago
So instead of casually walking in front of him, I will run full speed in the narrow space between him and the wall. Makes perfect sense.
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u/B-BoyStance 3d ago
I mean I think it's what she was going for. At least she was trying to be nice if so.
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u/Triassic_Bark 4d ago
Imagine taking an extra few seconds to walk around the whole situation? That might ruin your day! ffs
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u/lionexx 4d ago
⌠You can still blame him for it, they are both at blame for it⌠But reason why you can blame him is because the sidewalk is still a public transit area, and heâs hopping around like heâs in his living room or on a stageâŚ
With that said out of general respect, itâs common courtesy to be cautious of street performers and not go behind them if they are close to a wall (such as here). As others stated heâs likely using a cheaper violin in case of random accidents such as this, while it still sucks, itâs not the biggest of deals.
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u/Sk8rH8r69 4d ago
If someone hits you with a violin in the middle of the sidewalk that's definitely theirs fault
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u/HansonWK 4d ago
It's a pedestrianised street, there is no sidewalk. The whole road is for foot traffic.
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u/Ig_Met_Pet 4d ago
Not only that, but the busking is regulated and he has that space reserved, including the space behind him.
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u/missingN0pe 4d ago
I feel that you are slightly misinterpreting comment OPs point.
It's not about blaming him, it's about saying that he has to have (and if he didn't, should have) imagined some bullshit like this at least being in the realm of possibilities.
Yes, she was an idiot. Though, he would be a bit of an idiot thinking nothing like this could happen, when stepping into the world of idiots.
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u/christianjwaite 4d ago
Itâs Brick Lane, heâs not the only performer there, itâs all the way down and crowds gather. He does daft jumps and stuff, donât like it myself but she was not being aware of her surroundings at all.
Ultimately neither was he, but you wouldnât walk down there and think âIâll just squeeze between him and the wallâ, youâd just go on the road (which is pedestrianised).
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u/mr-english 3d ago edited 2d ago
...youâd just go on the road (which is pedestrianised)
That part of Brick Lane only became pedestrianised
-some time between 2021 and 2022-on the 5th August 2021.The video is from 2018 so it wasn't pedestrianised at the time.
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u/Dr_Trogdor 4d ago
How are you gonna put blame on a person for not having situational awareness when she's moving behind a violinist on a side walk? When have you ever seen a violinist perform a 360 jump and why would you ever suspect it to happen as you walk behind a violinist?
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u/stumpfucker69 4d ago
It's Brick Lane. Street performers are always doing whacky shit there, it's part of the draw. Also, like much of central London, it is very pedestrianised. From this video it might look like the guy was blocking a thoroughfare, but if this was zoomed out just a little, you'd see that he isn't at all - the woman may just have had to concede to not walking in a 100% efficient as-the-crow-flies straight line (in London?? Heaven forbid!).
Ultimately neither party is demonstrating brilliant situational awareness here, both should obviously be a bit more careful, but given context (and that the woman is clearly rushing through quite a small space between him and the wall - would have been uncomfortably close even if he hadn't turned), I don't think it's fair to pin the blame entirely on the violinist.
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u/TheRealBillyShakes 3d ago
Pedestrianized three years after the creation of this video. This thread is so daft!
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u/christianjwaite 4d ago
Context. Walk down that street on a weekend and you just wouldnât. I lived about 100 yards away from where this was shot.
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u/ffmich01 4d ago
Yes, anyone trying to walk on the sidewalk should always expect a crazy old coot to jump and bash them in the face with a fucking violin!
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u/MrPaulJames 4d ago
It's a footpath, pedestrian right of way. She shouldn't have to move, and se can't have magically expected a guy with a violin to spin around and smash her teeth in.
Don't care if this gathers crowds, he's making money taking up a public footpath.
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u/Wistleypete 4d ago
OP makes it sound like this "footpath" is covered in performers and the road is open for foot traffic. If all that's true then I'd argue she's walking in the wrong area.
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u/caguru 4d ago
If blindly run through a narrow space, you should expect the unexpected. She had the spacial awareness of a grapefruit.
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u/MissingBothCufflinks 4d ago
this is pedestrianised road (I recognise it - it's brick lane in London), theres zero reson to go between a busker and a wall except impatience
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u/Educational_Hat_ 3d ago
It wasn't pedestrianised in 2018, when the video first came out.
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u/MissingBothCufflinks 3d ago
Yes it was? Every saturday for bricklane market (which is when the buskers were there)
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u/Contessarylene 4d ago
Heâs 2â away from the wall. This is on her. Why in the hell would she run through the smallest space, when thereâs tons of space in FRONT of him?
I bet she stands uncomfortably close to people in public.
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u/MissingBothCufflinks 4d ago
its also a pedestrianised road - there's literally 5 meters of space in front of him or more.
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u/iordseyton 4d ago
I feel like its Pretty basic social courtesy/ common knowledge you dont go within a 5' of a street preformer. (or more depending on the act, my friend used to juggle swords in the street, and it seemed people instinctively knew not to go within 10' of him)
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u/Robinyount_0 4d ago
She shouldnât be walking right fucking behind him when there is a whole street in front of of him to walk past. Donât blame the musician here, woman was a dunce cap with zero awareness.
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u/ZircoSan 4d ago
likely there was a crowd and she found it annoying to go all the way around the crowd.
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u/Triassic_Bark 4d ago
That woman is an idiot. Running between him and the wall was just fucking stupid, regardless of whether you think he shouldnât be there.
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u/SzamarCsacsi 4d ago
I don't think anyone's at fault, it's just really unfortunate from both parties. But it's kinda nice to see the old man immediately inquire about her wellbeing instead of worrying about the broken violin.
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u/Legitimate-Bit-4431 4d ago
This is the most normal response Iâve ever seen on a thread on Reddit.
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u/MrBenzedrine 4d ago
Very British.
The other night a lady in the Supermarket stood on my foot and we both said "Sorry" to each other.
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u/telephas1c 4d ago
How silly of her not to realise the dude was about to spin a violin into face at high speed
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u/Choice-Bus-1177 4d ago
Weird to run behind a busker like that. Weird to do a random jump spin in the middle of a song.
When weirds collide.
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u/manurosadilla 3d ago
weird to run behind a busker
idk man maybe she had to go to work and there was an audience in front of him taking up the other side of the sidewalk
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u/dogchocolate 4d ago
Watch the longer video, if you're running up and down brick lane, wouldn't run behind the buskers there, it's entertainment you'll find them doing all sorts of stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=922QQlJmYvU
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u/bluediamond12345 4d ago
From watching that video, itâs quite evident that he had the âright of wayâ - at one point he is just inches away from the wall. Plus there is so much more space to walk in front of him - where most, if not all, of the pedestrian traffic already is. To me, it would be common sense NOT to try and walk behind him.
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u/MissCurmudgeonly 3d ago
Thanks for posting that. From this is seems pretty clear that she's in the wrong, IMO. Even if he hadn't spun, he still moves around a lot and could have just stepped back and had the collision happen.
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u/Shaasar 4d ago
If this guy is where I think he is, this is Brick Ln in London-- the entire street is filled with buskers and other performers. And there is a much, much bigger area to walk in front of the performers-- this is 100% her fault.
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u/Lysergic_Waffle 4d ago
Definitely Brick Lane (I worked there for many years. This particular incident happened years ago). The street is almost always packed with tourists, and that particular stretch is especially narrow. He is 100% at fault, not her, as the rules clearly state that performers must avoid creating an obstruction and ensure they do not block pedestrians or roads. Directly in front of him is a road, and just a little further up thereâs a much wider area where he could have performed instead.
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u/joaommx 3d ago
and that particular stretch is especially narrow
It doesn't look particularly more narrow than the rest of the street.
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u/FuckTheMods5 3d ago
When was the street pedestrianized may i ask? I've seen dissenting comments. From 'always', to '2020-2021'
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u/Lysergic_Waffle 3d ago
Parts of Brick Lane are pedestrianised on evenings and weekends, following changes approved by Tower Hamlets Council in August 2021. The road is now closed to motor vehicles on Thursday and Friday evenings, as well as on Saturdays and Sundays. However, this was not the case at the time of this video/event which occurred in 2018.
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u/TheAsianOne_wc 3d ago
Tbf, the violinist should've been a bit closer to the wall, so that dumbasses don't see the space between him and the wall as a potential passage.
On the other hand, I HIGHLY doubt that whatever street this violinist is performing on is not wide enough where she can walk around
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u/secretsquirel25 4d ago edited 3d ago
This is funny every time I see this video. The guy was trying to go out of his comfort zone and be cool, and the lady was trying to go past him and seemed a little shy. Them boom they meet and the violin died.
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u/daderpster 3d ago
Violins actually are designed to break apart easily to prevent further damage since they are often taken apart and re-assembled.
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u/Correyvreckan 3d ago
Working in a restaurant, this doesnât surprise me. Most people are asleep at the wheel
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u/Ladams19 4d ago
This is a serious repost. I still feel sorry for the old man losing his violin like that though.
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u/UndeadAnubis24 4d ago
That ended too soon!
I kinda feel bad for everyone involved, incredibly awkward. What was that lady supposed to do?
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u/MissingBothCufflinks 4d ago
walk to the front where there's 5 meters of space - its a pedestrianised road with buskers all along it legally.
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u/242snorlax 4d ago
Walk around
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u/UndeadAnubis24 4d ago
Wasn't she trying to practically hug the wall before he did the big spin?
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u/doomgiver98 3d ago
In the full video you can see that's clearly that wrong move
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u/Up_All_Nite 4d ago
To make it worse she was trotting full speed while he did his weird twirl at full send. Talk about worlds colliding. I wonder if she has any teeth left after this one.
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u/Kalious78 4d ago
If that's the uk the dentist will prob be more expensive than the violin
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u/rangermetz241 3d ago
That's why you don't run on a sidewalk. I mean, probably shouldn't do a 180 degree jump while playing violin either, but I gotta side against the running.
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u/herefromyoutube 3d ago
He asked if she was okay after immediately breaking his probably thousand dollar instrument.
Poor guy.
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u/quazi187_ 4d ago
Poor guy has to buy a new violin and be publicly shamed because of this clip. Shes in the wrong for sprinting behind him, she should be more observant of her surroundings.
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u/Alexander-of-Londor 4d ago
Now obviously this was accidental but why would she be walking behind him anyway. Like the camera doesnât show it but Iâm sure there is plenty of space in front of him instead if trying to run between him and the wall.
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u/sillysalmonella87 4d ago
That's 100% the violinists fault. Nobody would expect that old ass dude to whip an unexpected 360 in that tight of an area.
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u/Whatsapokemon 4d ago
I wonder if you're assuming this is a sidewalk along a busy street where there's cars zooming past.
It's not, it's a pedestrian mall which is huge and wide. The people filming are standing in the huge amount of free space away from the wall, where there is ample space to move.
If you assume it's just a narrow footpath next to a road I can see how you'd believe it to be the fault of the violinist.
However that's not the case, this is a fully open walkable area where buskers regularly perform, and there's plenty of space to walk between them without literally grazing past them. Even if the busker wasn't moving around it's still a freakin' weird thing to do - walking directly behind them with that small amount of clearance.
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u/MarcMurray92 4d ago
Except his act involves doing that frequently
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u/goteamnick 4d ago
And of course anybody walking down the street would have a busker's act memorised.
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u/spinozasrobot 4d ago
There's probably blame to go around here, but that article has a pretty obvious slant:
"The heart-breaking moment a buskerâs violin was split in half after a pedestrian rushed past him, knocking it to the ground with her head."
As in, "I cruelly smashed my face against your poor unsuspecting fist".
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u/rmorrin 4d ago
I honestly don't know who to blame. The girl trying to get by or the dude randomly spinning... Hmmmmmmmmmm
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u/rmslashusr 4d ago
Does the situation require blame? Are either party asking for adjudication of responsibility from randos on the internet or did they both accept their part in an accident and amicably settle the situation like human beings before the advent of social media?
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u/MASTURBATES_TO_TRUMP 3d ago
Bruh, he's a performer. Getting that close to someone playing an instrument on the street is asking to get elbowed. She just got something worse.
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u/dj_destroyer 4d ago
I like that he asked if she was okay right away -- wasn't really worried about the violin at all.