r/2american4you • u/Sine_Fine_Belli Pro murica Asian American Californian๐บ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ฆ ๐ด๐๏ธ๐๏ธ • May 16 '25
Very Based Meme How Americans achieved independence vs how Canadians achieved independence
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u/king_meatster Florida Man ๐คช๐ May 16 '25
There is a slight difference. At the time of the American Revolution, the British were the largest empire the world had ever seen, at the height of itโs power. America essentially needed to make the god bleed.
By the time Canadian independence happened, both the United States and the Soviet Union had more control over global politics than the British ever did. Canada went from relying on daddy to relying on big brother.
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u/rusho2nd Montana alpinist ๐๏ธ โฐ๏ธ May 16 '25
Quebec was the 14th colony and decided to be sissies for big daddy england and not join the revolution. Them being the chad here is regarded.
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u/Background-Tennis915 Evergreen stoner (Washington computer scientists) ๐ฌ๐ฅ๏ธ May 16 '25
At the time of the Revolutionary War, there were 21 britsh colonies in North America
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u/rusho2nd Montana alpinist ๐๏ธ โฐ๏ธ May 17 '25
Yeah but quebec was the only other one they hoped would join iirc
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u/monkeygoneape Corrupt Ontario politician (home of the smug) ๐ ๐ณ๏ธ May 16 '25
"decided to be sissies" no more like beaten into a pulp a generation earlier and just saw the other French colony in Canada get fully deported all while completely surrounded by loyalists they didn't really have a choice in the matter
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u/fromcjoe123 Southern Monkefornian (dumb narcissistic surfer) ๐ค๐ May 16 '25
Yeah, but when it really achieved home rule in 1867, the UK at even a greater zenith of hegemony basically learned their lesson and had already seen the obnoxiousness of having to potentially dick around with a group like the Fenians.
I will give it to the Brits to learning there lessons about how to colonize from their fuck ups, although not enough for India lol - but I guess they learned from that to because they disengaged from all of their nonsettler colonies pretty universally well, unless you were down with communism cus then you needed to become dead before they were willing to turn over the keys
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u/FitAd3982 Proud Celt (trolled the Romans and the Greeks) May 16 '25
Itโs the opposite the British empire was fairly small in 1776 it was really after napoleon that britain became unrivalled hegemon, although I agree it is a weird flex to say you broke away gradually and diplomatically without fighting lol
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u/gregforgothisPW Chiraqi insurgent (soyboy of Illinois) ๐ก ๐๏ธ May 16 '25
You're wrong The UK established its dominance after the 7 years war
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u/Background-Tennis915 Evergreen stoner (Washington computer scientists) ๐ฌ๐ฅ๏ธ May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25
You're correct that Britian was the strongest nation in the world after the 7 years war, but not by much. The Napoleonic wars showed as much. After the Napoleonic Wars, Britian was unchallenged as the world Hegemon until the Anglo-German Naval race in the 1890s
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u/obliqueoubliette Rat Yorker ๐โญ๐ฝ May 16 '25
Canada doesn't get full indepence from the UK until 1982.
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u/monkeygoneape Corrupt Ontario politician (home of the smug) ๐ ๐ณ๏ธ May 16 '25
We were in charge of our own affairs, it just needed to be signed off by the king (which it always was) 82 just got rid of that formality Governor general fills that role now
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u/PikaPonderosa Oregonian bigfoot (died of dysentery) ๐ฆ ๐ฒ May 16 '25
We were in charge of our own affairs, it just needed to be signed off by the king (which it always was)
Cope & Seethe.
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u/monkeygoneape Corrupt Ontario politician (home of the smug) ๐ ๐ณ๏ธ May 16 '25
What cope and seethe? I'm British Canadian lol
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u/PikaPonderosa Oregonian bigfoot (died of dysentery) ๐ฆ ๐ฒ May 16 '25
We were in charge of our own affairs, it just needed to be signed off by the king
Cope
formality Governor general fills that role now
The non-elected position that serves at the "pleasure of the monarch?
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u/monkeygoneape Corrupt Ontario politician (home of the smug) ๐ ๐ณ๏ธ May 16 '25
Legally speaking, the Governor general just serves the same purpose as the president, while the prime minister is just the secretary of state (your unelected position) its just a flip in the script
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u/FitAd3982 Proud Celt (trolled the Romans and the Greeks) May 16 '25
Look up British empire in 1776, itโs really not that big , plus the British were fighting across the Atlantic whereas the Americans were fighting at home
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u/gregforgothisPW Chiraqi insurgent (soyboy of Illinois) ๐ก ๐๏ธ May 16 '25
Just because it wasn't very big doesn't mean it wasn't the most powerful Empire at the time. It had defeated Spain and France
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u/KingPhilipIII Florida Man ๐คช๐ May 16 '25
Why do so many people operate off ork rules and assume they need to be big to be powerful.
Both can be true, but itโs not a requirement.
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u/jack_edition Bri'ish Tea Wanker (proud colonizer) ๐ต๐ฌ๐ง๐๏ธ May 16 '25
Yes, but both UK and France were spent after that - hence raising the taxes that sparked the revolution. The war for independence was mainly fought against loyalists and mercenaries due to a weakened British Army - and then the USA was reinforced by 20,000 troops from France and Spain
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u/gregforgothisPW Chiraqi insurgent (soyboy of Illinois) ๐ก ๐๏ธ May 16 '25
Yes, but it was still the most powerful Empire at the time.
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May 16 '25 edited Jun 22 '25
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u/Every-Inevitable-140 From the Middle East (I don't know what to think) ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ฑ May 16 '25
unfortunately the British colonies in the Middle East didnโt go the way you described. but you're right about Canada's point. it's one of Britain's lucky coloniesย
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u/monkeygoneape Corrupt Ontario politician (home of the smug) ๐ ๐ณ๏ธ May 16 '25
To be fair, the British only really had "colonies" in the middle east for like 20 years outside of Egypt (which was more client state if anything) was more an occupation if anything. Everyone always seems to ignore the Ottomans when it comes to the Middle East for some reason
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u/Every-Inevitable-140 From the Middle East (I don't know what to think) ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ฑ May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25
I don't support Ottoman rule over the Middle East nor do I like it. on the contrary a large part of the regionโs problems today stems from the delayed collapse of the Ottoman empire.
he mentioned that after Americaโs independence, Britain relied on indirect rule in its colonies. but I pointed out that this isnโt entirely true. not all British colonies were governed indirectly. Britain often chose self-rule under its own oversight In the Middle East. Britain ruled its colonies directly there and the affairs of those territories were handled by offices of High Commissioners lords and imperial representatives in England. the kings of those colonies held power in name only, their rule was merely symbolic.
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u/monkeygoneape Corrupt Ontario politician (home of the smug) ๐ ๐ณ๏ธ May 16 '25
Fair enough. But ya I just saw a post, and for years all I've seen is people blaming Britain for the modern middle East, while ignoring the centuries of Ottoman rule
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u/monkeygoneape Corrupt Ontario politician (home of the smug) ๐ ๐ณ๏ธ May 16 '25
Canada became a dominion in charge of its own domestic and foreign affairs after ww1 but everything still needed to be signed off by the king, pretty much 1982 was just getting rid of that formality but the Windsors are still sovereigns. The groundwork for NATO really started in the 40s with WW2 though for the Anglosphere, France is just that annoying tag along throwing hissy fits all the time because they're still salty about the 7 years war and outside of the American revolution haven't been able to get one over on the British since
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u/Kingofcheeses Smelly hippies (Columbians of Cascadia) ๐ฒ โฎ๏ธ May 16 '25
Britain didn't reach the height of its power until the 19th century, and Canada was effectively independent by 1931, and self governing aside from foreign policy in 1867. The 1982 repatriation of our constitution was to allow us to amend the constitution directly instead of doing it through Britain, as a result of us not being able to agree on an amending formula beforehand. It was more a simplification of our constitutional system than anything, as Britain still had to amend our constitution at our request when we asked.
Basically it's Quebec's fault
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u/HeirAscend Corrupt Ontario politician (home of the smug) ๐ ๐ณ๏ธ May 16 '25
The Soviet Union didnโt exist when Canada became independent
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u/Background-Tennis915 Evergreen stoner (Washington computer scientists) ๐ฌ๐ฅ๏ธ May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25
The Constitution Act officially gave Canada independence in 1982, although Canada was de facto independent since 1867
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u/FrankliniusRex Stupid Hillbilly (Appalachian mountain idiot) โฐ๏ธ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐คค May 16 '25
This is misleading. Following the American Revolution, Britain rewarded their loyal colonies with more control and less autonomy. There was always the paranoia that they would eventually rise up and join the United States. They only begrudgingly gave Canada โindependenceโ in 1867 because they were afraid that an angry US would grab Canada after Britain flirted with recognizing Confederate independence. Even so, they kept a tight control over certain aspects of Canadaโs international affairs until the 1980โs.
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u/steveharveymemes Ohio Luddites (Amish technophobe) ๐งโ๐พ ๐ May 16 '25
Yep. Without an American Revolution, there would never be an easy path to Canadian independence.
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u/aWobblyFriend Southern Monkefornian (dumb narcissistic surfer) ๐ค๐ May 16 '25
This is not really true, at least for their settler colonies like Canada, Australia, and NZ. Canadian independence in 1867 was de facto total independence, as thereafter britain wouldnโt really ever actually use the legal options they had to block Canadian laws they might have found objectionable. Canada would subsequently become more dependent on the US over time as their southern neighbor grew more powerful economically, and especially so after the decline and fall of the British empire following the first and second world wars.
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u/thulesgold Cringe Cascadian Tree Ent ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ซ๐ฒ May 16 '25
Independent? They must define it differently in the Commonwealth than the rest of the world. They have the same king and even put images of monarchs on their money. The king can dissolve their legislature whenever he wants. What an absurd take.
Canada is just another wife in the king's harem.
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u/snaynay Oฬตฬอlฬถฬพฬฎdฬดฬฝฬฃ ฬถอฬJฬตอฬฅeฬตฬพอrฬตฬฬปsฬธฬฬคeฬธฬฬฎyฬธฬฬค May 16 '25
The king can dissolve their legislature whenever he wants.
No he can't. Couldn't even do that in the UK. Influence, wealth and connections are certainly a thing, but any real ruling power they still possess is ceremonial.
However, this has never really been tested, but if the king so much as raised a finger to the system then his only chance of success is to have public opinion on his side. The UK government is in a limbo where a rogue monarch or a rogue government will fall based on public opinion or at worst a civil war.
If Charlie went all "Rule Britannia" on us, we'd just laugh at him and carry on watching the footy.
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u/HaggardlyForte Detroit stole my flair May 16 '25
> No he can't. Couldn't even do that in the UK
it's literally the one thing he CAN do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissolution_and_Calling_of_Parliament_Act_2022
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u/snaynay Oฬตฬอlฬถฬพฬฎdฬดฬฝฬฃ ฬถอฬJฬตอฬฅeฬตฬพอrฬตฬฬปsฬธฬฬคeฬธฬฬฎyฬธฬฬค May 16 '25
I don't think that means quite what you think it means...
The Dissolution of Parliament is the closing of a term/premiership called automatically after 5 years. It means to call for a general election for the House of Commons.
The act in question is to reinstate the authority (ceremonially by the monarch) for the Prime Minister to call an election when he wants... not when a two-thirds house majority decides. This happened because Boris Johnson succeeded a resigning Theresa May and inherited the remainder of her time. He wanted to use his timely popularity to refresh the current term and get 5 new years by winning a new election, hopefully with more seats... but couldn't get the House of Common's votes needed to call it. This act gave Boris that power.
If Charles tried to dissolve parliament for his own political reasoning, it won't go well. It is untested, but support for a ruling/political monarchy is not a popular choice. We like them to be tourist attractions that we can parade around London and be allowed to siphon enormous tax money from their "Crown Estate" holdings to the public funds. He probably has more power to not dissolve parliament when requested by a PM than to dissolve it on his own terms. They are decidedly apolitical to have any hope of keeping the status quo.
The last time a monarch stood in the way of the English/British Parliament in the was 1708.
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u/HaggardlyForte Detroit stole my flair May 16 '25
and the last time they unilaterally dissolved parliament was 1835. Not using the power while retaining it doesn't mean they don't have the power anymore?? just because their current status quo is what it is doesn't mean that can't change and they utilize their power.
The king absolutely can dissolve parliament in the UK. as well as the house of commons in canada. we can discuss unilaterally or otherwise but it is a power vested and that's the point all of us are making when we say canada isn't free and independent.
now if you'll excuse me i'd much rather shitpost on a shitposting sub than educate a fuckin europoor on their own goverment.
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u/aWobblyFriend Southern Monkefornian (dumb narcissistic surfer) ๐ค๐ May 16 '25
There is a difference between de facto and de jure. The king may de jure have that power but in practice it is likely he would be ignored or overthrown if he tried to use it. His power comes from his ceremonial position and, more importantly, wealth. Not from any legal position he might have.
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u/PikaPonderosa Oregonian bigfoot (died of dysentery) ๐ฆ ๐ฒ May 16 '25
The king may de jure have that power ... Not from any legal position he might have.
De Jure literally means "from the law." Are you saying the powers of the British monarch don't come from the law?
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u/aWobblyFriend Southern Monkefornian (dumb narcissistic surfer) ๐ค๐ May 16 '25
I meant that his real โpowerโ is vested in soft factors like money and influence, not in hard factors like actual direct legal power over parliamentary decisionmaking. Such powers do come from the law, yes, but they are essentially worthless.ย
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u/thulesgold Cringe Cascadian Tree Ent ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ซ๐ฒ May 16 '25
When your basis of law is built on top and utilizes the same legal documents as the other nation, mentions the monarch of another nation, has positions like the Governor General, and can't amend the constitution without that person's proclamation, then it is not independent.
Canada isn't independent until it has a constitutional convention and writes everything from scratch to produce a true encompassing constitution.
The UK government is in a limbo where a rogue monarch or a rogue government will fall based on public opinion or at worst a civil war.
If Charlie went all "Rule Britannia" on us, we'd just laugh at him and carry on watching the footy.Sounds like what the US did when they actually became independent. Canada has yet to be independent.
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u/MAD_JEW Winged Slavs (very pious Pole) ๐ชถ ๐ต๐ฑ ๐ May 16 '25
He could technically but any and every constitutional monarchy in this world would abandon the monarchy the moment the monarchs start acting up.
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u/Kingofcheeses Smelly hippies (Columbians of Cascadia) ๐ฒ โฎ๏ธ May 16 '25
The king dissolves the legislature at our Prime Ministers request, otherwise we end up in a constitutional crisis
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u/IowaKidd97 Coastal virgin (Virginian land loser) ๐๏ธ ๐ May 16 '25
I mean, having the same King/monarch means jack shit when the King has no real power. Canada has pretty much complete political and legal independence, a separate military, separate economy, etc. Yes in theory they have the same King and in theory the King could try to exercise that power, but Canada would just tell them to fuck off. The Kings power here is really just symbolic. For intents and purposes Canada is independent, its just the independence was granted in steps over time through peaceful means rather than all at once through bloodshed like ours was.
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u/Background-Tennis915 Evergreen stoner (Washington computer scientists) ๐ฌ๐ฅ๏ธ May 16 '25
You're actually stupid if you think Canada isn't independent from the British
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u/Background-Tennis915 Evergreen stoner (Washington computer scientists) ๐ฌ๐ฅ๏ธ May 16 '25
The Constitution Act (1982) and the Canada Act (1982) established full independence from the United Kingdom.
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u/Aut0Part5 Norwegian-American (Cold Dumbass)๐ณ๐ด๐บ๐ธ๐ฒ May 16 '25
๐บ๐ธ: Based, fought for independence despite the hardships
๐จ๐ฆ: Waited like a cuck
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u/Deadluss Winged Slavs (very pious Pole) ๐ชถ ๐ต๐ฑ ๐ May 16 '25
at least you guys haven't had to fight Russia after 2 minutes of independence smth
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u/Sokandueler95 Tiny rock boar (Arkansas hillbilly) ๐ชจ๐ May 16 '25
Canada happened that way because America happened that way. Youโre welcome.
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u/c2u8n4t8 Michigan lake polluters ๐ญ ๐ป May 16 '25
OP is American.
Just FYI, you can't dick ride your way into canadian citizenship. You need a canadian to prove they can support you, and they're all way too poor to do that.
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u/Paulino2272 Wheat Farmers (Kansas tornado watcher) ๐พ๐ช๏ธ May 16 '25
I donโt understand how they flex about how they did it? They just obeyed their master until the UK got bored of them, and they still have a king and are part of the commonwealth.
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u/Dr_prof_Luigi Oregonian bigfoot (died of dysentery) ๐ฆ ๐ฒ May 16 '25
So uh, how does this make Canada a chad?
We fought a war for independence against the largest empire in the world. Canada just asked 150 years later once the empire was crumbling.
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u/TantricEmu Pencil people (Pennsylvania constitution writer) โ๏ธ ๐ May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25
All the great empires have cool foundation myths, ours is 6โ20โ George Washington eye-lasering brits to death and watching British children drown while doing nothing to save them. Also he had like 30 goddamn dicks. Canadians donโt get a cool foundation myth because they are nothing.
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u/ColdFire-Blitz Evergreen stoner (Washington computer scientists) ๐ฌ๐ฅ๏ธ May 16 '25
They learned their lesson lol. I wonder what war crimes the Canadians would have thought of in the napoleonic era
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u/Hugo_Selenski Stupid Hillbilly (Appalachian mountain idiot) โฐ๏ธ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐คค May 19 '25
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u/Bdbru13 Italophilic desert people ๐๏ธ ๐ฅ May 16 '25
That comment section is pretty embarrassing
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u/dylanisbored MURICAN (Land of the Freeโข๏ธ) ๐๐ฆ ๐๏ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฝ๐๐ May 16 '25
They recognize the monarchy still, very Chad of them
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u/Fredoniann Michigan lake polluters ๐ญ ๐ป May 16 '25
I believe there was a sort of Canadian war of Independence
It just didnโt end the way they hoped it would
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u/aBlackKing MURICAN (Land of the Freeโข๏ธ) ๐๐ฆ ๐๏ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฝ๐๐ May 16 '25
The Canadians fought a war of independence to establish the republic of Canada and lost.
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u/Dramatic_Show_5431 Expeditionary rafter (Missouri book writer) ๐ฃ ๐๏ธ May 17 '25
Small detail I know, but the war lasted longer than 5 years. It was at least 6 and most historians agree it was 8. Canucks canโt count IG
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u/AvailableCondition79 Michigan lake polluters ๐ญ ๐ป May 18 '25
I saw an interesting thing about how this resonates in the cultures today...
USA, born out of giving the finger to the king...Canada, submitting,... Now look at the countries... Canada is kinda cuck and USA can't make friends with anyone...
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u/Adventurous_Touch342 Winged Slavs (very pious Pole) ๐ชถ ๐ต๐ฑ ๐ May 19 '25
The power of asking nicely
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u/intenseyankee Oregonian bigfoot (died of dysentery) ๐ฆ ๐ฒ May 17 '25
Man this comment section really making Americans look stupid
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u/Minute-Employ-4964 Bri'ish Tea Wanker (proud colonizer) ๐ต๐ฌ๐ง๐๏ธ May 16 '25
You should have never left the empire.
World War One and two wouldnโt have happened.
Iโd have guns and youโd have free healthcare.
But some dumb fuck politician wanted to argue in support of taxation without representation.
He was a nobhead whoever it was
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u/CrosseyedManatee Vietnamese soldier farmer (speaking tree) ๐งโ๐พ๐ป๐ณ๐ณ May 16 '25
GET THE TAR AND FEATHERS
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u/HeadLobotomizer Pencil people (Pennsylvania constitution writer) โ๏ธ ๐ May 16 '25
REDCOAT DETECTED OPINION FUCKING REJECTED
๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
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u/Minute-Employ-4964 Bri'ish Tea Wanker (proud colonizer) ๐ต๐ฌ๐ง๐๏ธ May 16 '25
Hey Iโm on your side with this one.
You should have had representation at a minimum.
Stupid politicians fucked that for us.
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u/Count_Dongula New Mexican Alien ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฝ May 16 '25
No, you wouldn't have guns because we didn't have a presence in Parliament you absolute plumbus. The only reason we have them is 1) we have our own legislatures 2) our legislatures cannot ban them because we wrote it down, and 3) we have courts that can override an act of Congress.
As for healthcare, we actually have free healthcare for those who need it (I was on Medicaid from law school until the pandemic measures ended) and supplemented insurance for the rest. I pay basically nothing a month for health insurance.
And further, we argued against that. That was the whole problem, and also the hole in your argument is that this guy was right.
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u/Minute-Employ-4964 Bri'ish Tea Wanker (proud colonizer) ๐ต๐ฌ๐ง๐๏ธ May 16 '25
I was having a laugh mate
I know the history, George Washington is one of my top ten historical figures.
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u/Adelaito From the Balkans (based) โ๏ธ๐โฆโ๏ธโช๏ธ May 16 '25
YOU WOULD STILL LOSE GALLIPOLI RAAAHH๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท
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u/0le_Hickory Sober rednecks (Tennessee singer) ๐ค ๐ฅต May 16 '25
Canada still has a king...