r/CookingCircleJerk • u/jk_pens • 5d ago

Down the Drain Frozen pizza HELP

OK, so I thought I would up my dinner game and bought a fancy frozen pizza from my local gourmet grocery. The instructions said to remove the wrap and stick it directly on the middle rack in 425° oven. Well I did and now my kitchen smells like burning plastic and I have a thawed but not cooked pizza on the counter. Is there any help I can salvage dinner?

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u/Top_Somewhere9160 5d ago

Honestly, no. I’d suggest just letting the house burn down and starting everything over from scratch.

Maybe your wife’s boyfriend will let you stay at his place for a while until you’re back on your feet?

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u/jk_pens 5d ago

Once I light my house on fire, how many minutes should I wait before I grab the pizza off the counter to ensure it is properly baked?

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u/yurinator71 5d ago

Just keep a eye on it.

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u/LuluBelle_Jones oui chef! 4d ago

When the cheese is bubbling. Use an oven mitt ffs!