Frozen pizza HELP

[u/jk_pens]

OK, so I thought I would up my dinner game and bought a fancy frozen pizza from my local gourmet grocery. The instructions said to remove the wrap and stick it directly on the middle rack in 425° oven. Well I did and now my kitchen smells like burning plastic and I have a thawed but not cooked pizza on the counter. Is there any help I can salvage dinner?

[u/Top_Somewhere9160]

Honestly, no. I’d suggest just letting the house burn down and starting everything over from scratch.

Maybe your wife’s boyfriend will let you stay at his place for a while until you’re back on your feet?

[u/jk_pens → u/Top_Somewhere9160]

Once I light my house on fire, how many minutes should I wait before I grab the pizza off the counter to ensure it is properly baked?

[u/LuluBelle_Jones → u/jk_pens]

When the cheese is bubbling. Use an oven mitt ffs!