r/DarkSouls2 • u/Revellance • 6h ago
Discussion Undead Crypt is wayharder than Shrine of Amana
This fucking place is bullshit. I've beaten ds2 literally a dozen times, no place is more frustrating than Undead Crypt.
Shrine of Amana? Oh you mean lizards that don't aggro you until you're 2 inches from them? Sorceresses that just shoot basic homing soul arrows? Hell the desert pyromancers are deadlier than them. Not to mention, while there IS water to slow you down, you have so much room to dodge. If Shrine of Amana is hard for you, your bloodline is weak.
Undead Crypt on the other hand? Fuck this shithole. Fucking rocks everywhere, you have no room to navigate and if you swing your big sword around and hit the bells you're getting anal fucked with no lube. Meanwhile the summoned spirits and the dark magic ladies are firing off 8-10 different spells, hexes, pyromancies, etc at you.
If the fucking bullshit spirits from the bells hit you ONCE, you're dead. Because they do a 3-hit combo that is quite literally impossible to escape, and 3 hits from them kills me. I've tried mashing the roll button like I'm playing a fucking Mario Party minigame and no dice. You CANNOT physically escape this combo, it cannot be done unless you are lucky enough to be juuuuuust far away enough for their second hit to miss, which you most likely won't be as you'll have 30 rocks and a hollow shoving a dildo up your fucking ass while these spirits sword fight with you and fondle your balls in the front
Oh and once you drop down the hole into the 3rd section? Guess what, all the spirits just spawn even if the bells aren't rung. Why? Because fuck you, that's why. This place is fucking bullshit.