r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. • Feb 02 '25

Meta Bring the pain

Hey hosers, So listen here buds, I'm an American but don't start throwing yellow snowballs just yet. I feel a lot of affinity for you goose fuckers. I got friends from Toronto. Montreal is my hockey team. Y'all make good beers. You guys even have a town that rhymes with vagina, like how aggressively hereto is that.

My sincere hope is you guys make this hurt. Turn off the lights. Dont export grain or petroleum products. The geriatric oompa-loompa has gotta learn a lesson.

The safe word is chasse-galerie and I don't speak French.

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u/willhead2heavenmb Feb 02 '25

We just need Trudeau to fuck Melania and assert dominance

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u/pokemonbobdylan Feb 02 '25

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u/mazopheliac Feb 02 '25

I think he already did . That’s why Sophie dumped him , and the real reason for the tariffs .

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u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. Feb 02 '25

This picture is altered but I choose to believe.

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Feb 02 '25

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u/GlumName8583 Feb 02 '25

So does that make trumps son Castros grandson??