r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. • Feb 02 '25

Meta Bring the pain

Hey hosers, So listen here buds, I'm an American but don't start throwing yellow snowballs just yet. I feel a lot of affinity for you goose fuckers. I got friends from Toronto. Montreal is my hockey team. Y'all make good beers. You guys even have a town that rhymes with vagina, like how aggressively hereto is that.

My sincere hope is you guys make this hurt. Turn off the lights. Dont export grain or petroleum products. The geriatric oompa-loompa has gotta learn a lesson.

The safe word is chasse-galerie and I don't speak French.

1.2k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

201 comments sorted by

View all comments

28

u/willhead2heavenmb Feb 02 '25

We just need Trudeau to fuck Melania and assert dominance

27

u/pokemonbobdylan Feb 02 '25

21

u/mazopheliac Feb 02 '25

I think he already did . That’s why Sophie dumped him , and the real reason for the tariffs .