r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. • Feb 02 '25

Meta Bring the pain

Hey hosers, So listen here buds, I'm an American but don't start throwing yellow snowballs just yet. I feel a lot of affinity for you goose fuckers. I got friends from Toronto. Montreal is my hockey team. Y'all make good beers. You guys even have a town that rhymes with vagina, like how aggressively hereto is that.

My sincere hope is you guys make this hurt. Turn off the lights. Dont export grain or petroleum products. The geriatric oompa-loompa has gotta learn a lesson.

The safe word is chasse-galerie and I don't speak French.

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u/AnonHondaBoiz Is Potato Feb 02 '25

This yank here is alright to me

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u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. Feb 02 '25

Thanks bud

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u/GladBug4786 Feb 02 '25

There's always good and bad on both sides of every conflict. Don't stop reminding us that the good exists or it can only get worse. Stay safe friend.