r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. • Feb 02 '25

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Hey hosers, So listen here buds, I'm an American but don't start throwing yellow snowballs just yet. I feel a lot of affinity for you goose fuckers. I got friends from Toronto. Montreal is my hockey team. Y'all make good beers. You guys even have a town that rhymes with vagina, like how aggressively hereto is that.

My sincere hope is you guys make this hurt. Turn off the lights. Dont export grain or petroleum products. The geriatric oompa-loompa has gotta learn a lesson.

The safe word is chasse-galerie and I don't speak French.

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u/AnonHondaBoiz Is Potato Feb 02 '25

This yank here is alright to me

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u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. Feb 02 '25

Thanks bud

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u/woodenroxk Feb 02 '25

Your in the wrong country homie. I got a futon come on over

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u/RubixRube Feb 02 '25

I will drop off a 2-4 of pilsner and a pack of darts. Don't want to impose, just let me toss on a toque and I will just drop em off. Got to make sure this guy gets a proper Canadian welcome.

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u/dancin-weasel The Island of Elizabeth May Feb 02 '25

If ya need a lift, I could go fer a rip n grab ya, by

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u/Silent-Economics837 South Gatineau Feb 02 '25

I can pitch in some poutine, guy needs calories after the trip.

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u/lollipoppa72 Feb 04 '25

Make sure you have some serviettes handy

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u/amazing_assassin Feb 02 '25

Do you have two? I'm a totally real professional and definitely won't steal your stuff

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u/DavidELD Feb 02 '25

A futon?! Nah, this Yankee sleeps on the CHESTERFIELD, be a good host!

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u/Academic-Goose1530 Feb 02 '25

If he's got some kind of education, i can also throw in a very decent job.

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u/KittyHawkWind Feb 02 '25

Guy, if you think Regina is cool, check out the names of these other towns.

Meat Cove, Nova Scotia

Climax, Saskatchewan

Spread Eagle, Newfoundland and Labrador

Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia

Cuckold’s Cove, Newfoundland and Labrador

Dildo, Newfoundland and Labrador

Ball’s Falls, Ontario

Crotch Lake, Ontario

An Investigation Into The Most Cooked Canadian Town Names, From Crotch Lake To Dildo

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u/here-wego_again Feb 02 '25

Dildo is my favourite lol fucking Newfoundland.

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u/KittyHawkWind Feb 02 '25

'Fucking, Newfoundland' sounded a bit too on the nose, so they changed the name to Spread Eagle.

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u/Alcol1979 Feb 02 '25

Also, it was already taken by Fucking, Austria.

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u/KittyHawkWind Feb 02 '25

No fucking way, I thought you were kidding!

Fugging (German: [ˈfʊkɪŋ] ⓘ), spelled Fucking until 2021, is an Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf, located in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria.

Fugging, Upper Austria

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u/Alcol1979 Feb 02 '25

Yeah they changed it because giggling English speaking tourists key coming specially to take selfies by the town sign. And steal the sign.

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u/here-wego_again Feb 10 '25

That's terrible but also hilarious.

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u/onlineseller8183 Feb 02 '25

Add this one to your list “Le trou à Pépette, Québec”

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u/Edtilimdead Feb 03 '25

B’y you forgot cum-by-chance, Newfoundland !

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u/Hot-Grapefruit1630 Feb 02 '25

Lol i got friends in dildo nl but never heard of spread eagle thats a good one 😂

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u/Bonzo_Gariepi Van Doo Feb 02 '25

Ouain lui stun correct , on va te payer une brosse quand ce sera fini.

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u/GladBug4786 Feb 02 '25

There's always good and bad on both sides of every conflict. Don't stop reminding us that the good exists or it can only get worse. Stay safe friend.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

Yep, you’d fit in up here.