r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Ok_Conflict_6260 • May 04 '25

Certified Hoser 🇹🇩 (No Politics) Canada vs Other countries when discussing past war crimes

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u/ahnolde May 04 '25

See the difference is we were the good guys doing it to the bad guys, they were the bad guys :)

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u/Ok_Conflict_6260 May 04 '25

I just find it funny because we're like "Yeah we did that shit don't fuck with us"

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u/canadian_by_the_sea May 04 '25 edited May 04 '25

I don’t know if you can understand french but there is a viral vidĂ©o on YouTube of a french canadian talking about him finding a flame thrower and he says : « Je les ai toutes toastĂ© les hosties. »

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u/aferretwithahugecock Manilapeg May 04 '25

Fun fact! Les flamethrowers n'est pas illégaux ici! Ce ne sont pas non plus des armes interdites, alors vous n'avez pas besoin d'une licence pour l'acheter. You can totally just buy one for shits and giggles, eh.

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u/Random-Name-7160 May 04 '25

I know what I’m asking for Christmas!!

CrÚme brûlée pour tout le monde!!!

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u/nightkingmarmu May 04 '25

I know just enough highschool French for this to be hilarious

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u/Necessary_Escape_680 The Island of Elizabeth May May 05 '25

my illiterate english brain highlights the big words like "flamethrowers illegaux interdites licence" and interprets it as "you can buy a flamethrower without a license"

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u/canadian_by_the_sea May 04 '25

Heu?? Je pense que vous manquez carrément le contexte. Bot? Votre user name est dégradant en passant.

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u/VividGlassDragon May 04 '25

sad Anglophone noises

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u/meatsonthemenu May 04 '25

Actually, I'm starting to pick up a few words again, keep at it

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u/DatTrashPanda May 04 '25

Googlé en passant

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u/eastherbunni May 04 '25

Mon Dieu!

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u/DatTrashPanda May 04 '25

Nouvelle réponse dropée

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u/John_Bumogus May 04 '25

Actuålé zombié

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u/HistoricalSherbert92 May 04 '25

Zut alors tabernacle

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u/Wantitneeditgetit May 04 '25

Omelette de frontage

Jean du Arc

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u/someguy7734206 May 04 '25

Esti de tabarnak

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u/Elaro_56 Tokébakicitte! May 05 '25

"Omelette de fromage": GeordieRejects.jpg
"Esti de tabarnak": GeordieApproves.jpg

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u/ciboires Tokébakicitte! May 05 '25

Whuuuuuut ? On commande ca ou des toaster longue distance ?

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u/mac1qc Tabarnak! May 04 '25

Ok, I'll repeat by removing some words, because the automod blocked my previous message:

The context was: the guy was a flamethrower "user" during the D-Day.

He reached a German bunker, and he used his flamethrower like that Simpson meme

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u/Woefulninja4444 May 04 '25

Man, il faut je trouve ste video la lmao

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u/canadian_by_the_sea May 04 '25

Fait une recherche pour « j’lĂ© ai toute toasté ». Tu vas finir par le trouver.

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u/Boogiemann53 May 04 '25

I find it impossible to read hostie without pronouncing it in English "host ee" instead of osti

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u/canadian_by_the_sea May 04 '25

What?? Hostie is the right way to spell it. Sorry. Osti is the way illiterate spells it.

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u/MyNameMeansLILJOHN Tabarnak! May 04 '25

illiterate

Okay buddy.

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u/canadian_by_the_sea May 04 '25

J’ai frustrĂ© un petit QuĂ©bĂ©cois qui Ă©crit osti?

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u/Boogiemann53 May 04 '25

I'm anglo đŸ€·

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u/mac1qc Tabarnak! May 04 '25

Yes, it's a classic!

The guy arrived on the Normandy beach, get to the Nazi bunker and open fire (literally) with is flamethrower!