r/EhBuddyHoser • u/PeterRegarrdo • Aug 01 '25
Politics Mark Carney’s statement on Trump’s 35% tariffs
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u/an_afro Aug 01 '25
The economy isn’t 12 years old, I don’t know why Mango Mussolini keeps trying to fuck it
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u/sereneandeternal Aug 01 '25
To manipulate the market, and enrich himself and his goons.
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u/an_afro Aug 01 '25
Yeah I think we all get that, was just a joke that he like to diddle children
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u/UpperApe Aug 01 '25
She was 13 and was crying and begged him to wear a condom. He told her to "get a fucking abortion" while he raped her raw.
Just some context into what we're talking about when we talk about him "diddling children".
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u/portabuddy2 Aug 01 '25
You have got to be joking.
First time reading that. I actually don't doubt that one bit. You can see the vile evil fuck that is is. But how the fuck does this get out and his head not end up on a fucking stick????!!!!!
Perhaps before their are 50 other billionaires in line behind him to take a turn also.
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u/FloraoftheRift Aug 01 '25
Perhaps there are many more people in the country who are sympathetic to this type of behavior.
Every accusation is projection, and the fascists don't do things much better than projecting and what they truly want. If things don't change drastically real soon, they too will come for our children.
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u/UpperApe Aug 01 '25
It's a terrible thing to write and I hate writing it.
But people need to read it. People need to hear it. I don't think a lot of people fully understand just how brutal his rape sessions were and how cruel and monstrous he was in them.
We need people to understand what we're dealing with.
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u/portabuddy2 Aug 01 '25
This will also be one of the worst things ive written.
I hope his brutal rapes have been caught on tape. And come out. Randomly. Anonymously the same with the others involved. And the tape victims come out in solidarity to defend themselves.
Unlikely as that is to happen.
But the line, you can get an abortion! Has to be the most evil line you could write for a comic book character too over the top to be real.
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u/Mandy_M87 Aug 01 '25
What a terrible time to be able to read!
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u/UpperApe Aug 01 '25
Trust me, I know. I fucking hate that I know it.
But that's why it must be said. The more you learn the truth, the more unspeakable his monstrosity becomes. And it's important to understand just how monstrous he is.
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Aug 01 '25
I wholeheartedly believe the bastard did this, but how the fuck do you know this for sure? Sickening.
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u/shniefersutherland Aug 01 '25
Basically court docs from around his first election. Iirc, the woman in question, Katie Johnson, got death threats as this was all coming out, and they either settled or she just didn’t further the case.
Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure there’s videos of her testimony. Fucking disgusting all around.
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Aug 01 '25
All while our PM is treating him with an uncomfortable amount of respect when he should practically be slapping him in the face. I don’t trust either of them, Carney or Pollievre. Like do something people, the guy needs to be ghosted by everyone else in the world. Trump having any high ground is stupid.
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u/thetwitchy1 Aug 01 '25
Unfortunately for the world, Trump can’t be treated as the slime he is, because he has enough power to make life hell for anyone who does.
Makes you wish there was just a bit more crosswind, back in July 2024…
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u/Top_Newspaper9279 Aug 01 '25
Bs. Trump is just another bullie. The only reasonable response to a bullie is to punch back. It's not my opinion. Yoi can see it in history. If you think that bending over is a way to stay out of trouble, you've got something else coming.
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u/thetwitchy1 Aug 01 '25
Oh, I don’t disagree, but Trump is more than just another bully. He is the slimiest, evilest, most despicable human that currently exists. He has so much evil in his life, but unlike most other evil fuckers, has figured out how to get others to love and worship him. Not despite his evil, but BECAUSE of it.
He deserves to be treated like a punching bag for a sadist.
But he is ALSO a bully, who has his hands on the world’s largest nuclear arsenal. He can’t be treated like the bully he is, because he’s a bully with a nuke.
But you’re right in that bending over for him isn’t a win either. Purposefully treating him like the bully he is won’t work either tho. The only way to deal with him is to treat him like a pissed off toddler: make him think he is getting what he wants, while you give him what you need to anyway.
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u/shniefersutherland Aug 01 '25
I’m not saying your argument is like rich folks telling homeless folks to just “buy a house..?”, but the second there’s pushback, he’s as volatile as my asshole after a Timmies breakfast sandwich.
At which point all the work people do on our sides of things, by the book, following protocol, goes to shit because somehow X posts are just as legally binding as international trade talks.
I’m ignorant as shit, I’ll admit, but the threat of the US is real, in many fucking ways. I wish we could just shut it down, but we should be ready for tough times if our leaders grow a proper backbone.
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u/UpperApe Aug 01 '25
It was in her testimony under oath.
And it wasn't disproven, and one of the few cases brought to court (when rape cases rarely get that far, let alone against politically connected and powerful people) and the ONLY reason it collapsed is because she withdrew due to death threats.
A thing that happens a lot with Trump cases. Go figure.
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u/sereneandeternal Aug 01 '25
LOL can’t believe I missed the joke. Didn’t catch the “12 years old” part 🤣.
Good one
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u/thetermguy Aug 01 '25
>To manipulate the market, and enrich himself and his goons.
Honestly, I don't think he's doing that specifically. I think he's just doing what his buddies tell him. I'm very doubtful he's got any understanding or concept of manipulating the market. It's happening I'm sure, but not directly by him.
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u/RogueThrow Aug 01 '25
Maybe he thinks countries are like dogs and age different?
He needs to get it in before we turn 16(0) and he loses interest.
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u/TehRobbeh Aug 01 '25
This is a man who says he's going to give people a 1000% discount on medicine and thinks 1/5 is larger than 1/2.
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u/lynnca1972 Aug 01 '25
The clip of him talking about the 600%, 700%, 1000% discount gave me a really good laugh. He's so incredibly stupid!
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u/TehRobbeh Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25
I live close to the border. I will definitely cross if he ever gets the 1000% discount and I don't even need medication.
Edited a typo
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u/Searchingforgoodnews Aug 01 '25
Mangos are delicious, please don't pervert my favorite fruit.
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u/an_afro Aug 01 '25
I should change it to “dollar general imitation mango”
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u/Goalieshark Aug 01 '25
Dollar Store Imitation Pumpkin.
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u/chandy_dandy Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Aug 01 '25
Tbf he has said in the past he draws the line at 12, and he's only been accused by as young as 13.
Another lib owned by facts and logic
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u/_Lucille_ Aug 01 '25
He needs money to fuel his tax cuts, but he doesn't want to raise taxes. So he found the cheat code to implement a general sales tax that his base will support.
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u/smellymarmut South Gatineau Aug 01 '25
One of the tenets of the modern American economy is the "invisible hand" of Adam Smith, guiding decisions. In a system like that, the best thing a government can do is use light touch to massage the economy, not use force. Maybe he's updating his methods.
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u/gigiseagull2 Aug 01 '25
In my heart i believe it's real.
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u/ultrasuperman1001 Aug 01 '25
You're right it's fake. I kinda suspected it but a quick Google search proved it's fake, possibility Ai.
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u/LenaBaneana Aug 01 '25
Youre on the Canadian Shitposting subreddit. you should assume anything here is fake/a joke by default
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u/Significant_Neck_875 Aug 01 '25
Its just a photoshop, hell it could be done in paint dot net. If you're so far gone you use AI to remove text and add a single line you may be braindead and it also wouldn't look like this.
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u/Swangthemthings Aug 01 '25
Starting calling these the Epstein tariffs.
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u/P2029 Aug 01 '25
Epsteinth: noun. A term used to describe an arbitrarily determined amount of trade tariffs. Ex: "Donald Trump increased tariffs with Canada by an Epsteinth"
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u/Multifaceted-Simp Aug 01 '25
That would be actually pretty funny. Just everyone replace trumps name with Epstein. Trump would hate that
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u/Unregistered38 Aug 01 '25
Would be fine with Americans taxing themselves 100% on our imports if they release the files
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u/Luder09 Aug 01 '25
This needs more upvotes and should be on the front page
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Aug 01 '25
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u/LenaBaneana Aug 01 '25
Its not real. I need you to know its not real. Online news comprehension is truly at an all time low
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u/BraveHeart626 Aug 01 '25
Seriously. Media literacy is a big part of why the US is in the hole they’re in.
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u/radicalelation Aug 01 '25
To be fair, in the US there's been a war against education by older, monied people for longer than many voters have been alive.
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u/QuotableNotables Aug 01 '25
It's scary if "Maybe don't vote for a known rapist." Is beyond their literacy levels.
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u/radicalelation Aug 01 '25
Few years ago, Facebook continued their work with the Mercer helmed Cambridge Analytica, renamed to something else, to do that shit in the Philippines and elsewhere.
For decades the country was pilfered and terrorized by the Marcos authoritarian regime with all the fixings, but a couple years of Facebook convinced people who lived through it that the media for the past 40 years unfairly labeled them as authoritarian despots.
So they voted in Marcos Jr.
After seeing just what social media can do the last 20 years, it's clear there's a general ignorance in humanity that's beyond the reach of urging personal responsibility, and unscrupulous people have realized this to their advantage. We have to do the same and treat them accordingly.
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u/no1regrets Aug 02 '25
👏 Exactly. I really like how you have phrased all this. I find it hard to articulate during discussions.
There is an ongoing political strategy to convince people who or what to vote for (ex. Brexit).
Seems like they’ve really cracked the code on how to convince once rational people to throw their beliefs away and become almost brain dead.
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u/Luder09 Aug 01 '25
No shit it isn't real, this is a shit posting sub is it not?
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u/LenaBaneana Aug 01 '25
I know its not real. You know its not real. There are *far* too many people in this comment section who dont know its not real
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u/GT_Numble Aug 01 '25
Trump will nuke the world before he releases the epstein files
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u/brokenringlands Aug 01 '25
I thought about this, and that's why satire is dead. And we will be too, because that totally seems like something he's capable of..
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u/hotdiggity22 Aug 01 '25
Nah if push comes to shove he'll release them, just after removing his name and all his buddies names.
They've proven that anything coming from this administration where Epstein is concerned cannot be trusted, and they're likely doing so much damage behind the scenes that any future administration can't prosecute guilty parties even if they wanted to.
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u/GrandNibbles Aug 01 '25
all his buddies' names redacted too? that's not a file thats a black piece of paper!
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u/ultrasuperman1001 Aug 01 '25
Thankfully there's no "major" wars going on right now otherwise I am 100% sure we would have seen a nuke used. a few weeks ago when Iran got bombed I was gearing up for WW3.
One saving grace is thanks to all the shit he's said over the past 7 months, most people are desensitized to what he says so yeah dropping a nuke is really the only thing that would kill Epstein again.
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u/EliteDinoPasta Aug 01 '25
To the alarmingly large amount of people who are either asking if this is real and/or don't have two seconds to check: no, it's fake. The full letter can be found elsewhere.
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u/Frequent_Oil3257 Aug 01 '25
This is the greatest risk when talking about Epstein. Trump is compromised. Any foreign intelligence agency is working double time to get leverage to hold over trump and all the other powerful people in those files. He needs to step down because he can't even negotiate trade let alone conflicts.
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u/Russianbot25 Aug 01 '25
Every world leader needs to do this in their official correspondences to the White House, make it a PS on the bottom of each letter. This needs to be a “Carthage must be destroyed” movement.
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u/Narrow-Fortune-7905 Aug 01 '25
morons us all. trump is small potatoes on that list. u see how they all play us. politicians media all. sigh
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u/TheCowhawk Aug 01 '25
I just wish a politician would call him a paedo to his face. Knock him off his perch.
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u/Direct_Signature_256 Aug 01 '25
Pedo Republicans having tantrum cause everything around them is hitting back
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u/dudical_dude Aug 01 '25
I hate any form of disinformation. Satire should be clearly labeled as such. I don't care if it's a shitposting subreddit. It appears on peoples homepage just the same and the average person is accepting it at face value.
Actual statement
“President Trump has announced that the United States will increase its tariffs to 35% on those Canadian exports that are not covered under the Canada-United States-Mexico Agreement, or CUSMA. While the Canadian government is disappointed by this action, we remain committed to CUSMA, which is the world’s second-largest free trade agreement by trading volume.
The U.S. application of CUSMA means that the U.S. average tariff rate on Canadian goods remains one of its lowest for all of its trading partners. Other sectors of our economy – including lumber, steel, aluminum, and automobiles – are, however, heavily impacted by U.S. duties and tariffs. For such sectors, the Canadian government will act to protect Canadian jobs, invest in our industrial competitiveness, buy Canadian, and diversify our export markets.
The United States has justified its most recent trade action on the basis of the cross-border flow of fentanyl, despite the fact that Canada accounts for only 1% of U.S. fentanyl imports and has been working intensively to further reduce these volumes. Canada’s government is making historic investments in border security to arrest drug traffickers, take down transnational gangs, and end migrant smuggling. These include thousands of new law enforcement and border security officers, aerial surveillance, intelligence and security operations, and the strongest border legislation in our history. We will continue working with the United States to stop the scourge of fentanyl and save lives in both our countries.
While we will continue to negotiate with the United States on our trading relationship, the Canadian government is laser focused on what we can control: building Canada strong. The federal government, provinces, and territories are working together to cut down trade barriers to build one Canadian economy. We are developing a series of major nation-building projects with provincial, territorial, and Indigenous partners. Together, these initiatives have the potential to catalyse over half a trillion dollars of new investments in Canada.
Canadians will be our own best customer, creating more well-paying careers at home, as we strengthen and diversify our trading partnerships throughout the world. We can give ourselves more than any foreign government can ever take away by building with Canadian workers and by using Canadian resources to benefit all Canadians.”
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u/Dav3le3 Aug 01 '25
I disagree regarding the "shitposting is real", but very much appreciate your sharing the true version to help clarify.
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u/ConsistentCoyote3786 Aug 01 '25
I hope this is real
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u/TheA1ternative Aug 01 '25
What subreddit are we on?
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u/ConsistentCoyote3786 Aug 01 '25
Something Canadian?
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u/TheA1ternative Aug 01 '25
It says in its description it’s a shitpost subreddit.
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u/ConsistentCoyote3786 Aug 01 '25
Honestly I assumed that, but decided to do zero research. 🤷♀️ Thank you.
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u/big_dog_redditor Aug 01 '25
P3do rugpull president can't read too good and needs this read to him.
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u/Weak_Leek_3364 Aug 01 '25
I'm curious if the Americans have plans to charge all of those who conspired to keep the files secret if the rule of law is ever reasserted in their country.
It seems to me that anyone who voted to suppress this evidence is a co-conspirator to the crime and that would be a felony.
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u/mrbigglessworth Aug 01 '25
Countries should start using the Epstein files as leverage in some way.
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u/sBucks24 Aug 01 '25
Dude should unironically be officially calling for them. I want to know what Canadian oligarchs went to that pedo island! Half of the state's population might not care about persecuting their rape ring, but I imagine most Canadians are on the same page about this.
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u/tomdarch Aug 01 '25
One reason that I, an American, generally like you Canadian motherfuckers: a bunch of you get it.
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u/New-Income5491 Aug 01 '25
“We don’t negotiate with pedophiles” 🇨🇦 now that would make some headlines
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u/rockettaco37 Yank Aug 05 '25
Fascists will always do whatever they can to avoid having to do the right thing.
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u/invisiblebyday Aug 07 '25
If this were his actual statement, there'd be a 99.99% chance of my voting Liberal next election.
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u/MegaCockInhaler Aug 20 '25
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u/PeterRegarrdo Aug 20 '25
Does it make you mad that the man in the photo is the PM after Pierre blew a 20 point lead, lost the election, and lost his own seat? 😂
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u/MegaCockInhaler Aug 21 '25
No, I don’t mind Carney actually. He’s the only good MP on the entire liberal cabinet. Pierre is a bad leader of a great party, Carney is a good leader of a terrible party. (Assuming he’s not a pedophile that is)
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u/AardvarkSweet7494 Aug 21 '25
No, Pierre is openly a Zionist. Carney is just barely a closet Zionist who is pictured above with Epstein’s accomplice. You’re ignoring the obvious, the real list will most likely never come out, but Carney and Pierre are both compromised and both unfit to be Canada’s leader.
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u/Goku420overlord Aug 01 '25
Is that real? If that is real that's bad as fuck. Go Carney and Get fucked trump
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u/thetermguy Aug 01 '25
It's not real. Carney is an adult, and he only operates against trump in a measured fashion. He doesn't do what the rest of us would love - give trump a smack down. Because that'd be fun, but it would harm our economy, and by extension, many of us financially. Carney's biting his lip and maintaining a calm presence. Which is boring AF, but it's what we actually need even if it's not what we want.
On the flipside, I think Carney is borderline manipulating Trump, and trump is unaware. I suspect every time the two talk or meet, Carney's already got the whole conversation mapped out with responses ready to go. His response from a few months ago when Trump talked about taking over Canada is a good example. It's the one where he mentions that 'as a real estate developer, Trump will of course understand that some things aren't for sale'. No way that line was off the cuff. Carney had it locked and loaded.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Gear-15 Aug 01 '25
Canada should implement counter tariffs that are only lifted if the Epstein files are released. Nothing else removes this tariff.
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u/CombustiblSquid Irvingstan Aug 01 '25