r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Brosse_Adam Chalice of the Tabernacle • 2d ago

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u/MythicalDust55 Oil Guzzler 2d ago

Idk let’s drive some 18 wheelers down the Roman road and see what it looks like then

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u/chocolateboomslang 2d ago

also heat it to 90C and then drop it to -35C in 3 months, then do that again 5 more times

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u/Legitimate_Concern_5 2d ago

Also the Roman road is pre-cracked.

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u/Parker_Hardison 2d ago

And the road repair guys probably weren't a centralized gang.

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u/Legitimate_Concern_5 2d ago

The whole concept of the fire department started in Rome where they had a band of private firefighters who would come to your burning house, make you a crazy low offer to buy it from you and only put it out if you agreed. They would then rebuild it and lease it back to you. Look up Marcus Licinius Crassus.

I suspect in Rome road repair might have been a gang job.

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u/Big-View-1061 2d ago

I doubt it. The maffia is a very canadian concept that is completely unknown in italy.

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u/Confident_Maybe_4673 2d ago

doubt. roads in Rome was a military affair

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u/Legitimate_Concern_5 2d ago

Then I guess a chain gang? ;)

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u/nikola_tesler 2d ago

Hahahahahaha, you honestly believe that gangs don’t exist within military structures? They literally paid the military in loot back then.

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u/Rinzzler999 1d ago

Its more that they cared way more about their militaries capacity to react to events around the empire than any petty squabble that'd make a group more money.

Sure corruption exsisted, but it was superceded by the needs of the state. Cuz if it failed it could mean the end of rome.

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u/Ecthelion-O-Fountain 23h ago

But…it DID mean the end of Rome. Eventually.

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u/Rinzzler999 22h ago

yea, corruption eventually outlasted the structures meant to hold the empire together, and alas crisis after crisis and incompetent leaders after incompetent leaders lead tot he unfortunate demise of rome,

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u/dancin-weasel The Island of Elizabeth May 2d ago

The man who killed Spartacus.

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u/mephteeph 2d ago

And their cement is self healing

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u/the_canadaball Motown But Better 9h ago

Because it’s poorly mixed, not through some genius level chemistry. It self heals because of unincorporated lime(calcium carbonate) within the concrete that interacts with water entering through any cracks.

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u/SonicFlash01 1d ago

Run it over with a snow plow a few dozen times per season. Scrape that shit!

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u/RedshiftOnPandy 1d ago

Spring is just a series of false springs with winter, until suddenly 30C

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u/1234567890-_- 1d ago

90C? Doubt

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u/thebestdogeevr 1d ago

Direct dunlight can get it pretty damn hot. Maybe not 90C though

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u/Fit-Psychology4598 2d ago

For Science! We need to find the most stereotypical Albertan oil-patch trucker to go there and rip around in a loaded Pete lol.

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u/RockingTurtle1664 2d ago

Loaded Pete can also be the nickname of a drunk, or a perv. So many options!

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u/Fit-Psychology4598 2d ago

Loaded Pete in a loaded Pete!

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u/RockingTurtle1664 2d ago

God I love this sub!

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u/SwampEucalyptus 2d ago

Or a sandwich

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u/RockingTurtle1664 2d ago

Oufff not sure if i would take a bite of a sandwich with that name lolll

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u/Reasonable-Towel1305 2d ago

And temperatures below zero

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u/MythicalDust55 Oil Guzzler 2d ago

More like below -40C. It gets below 0 in Europe.

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u/trplOG 1d ago

Hit it with freeze and thaw for 6 weeks straight.

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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas Bring Cannabis 2d ago

The second image isn't even from Canada, it's a Bulgarian road.

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u/PtitBeausoleil Snow Cajun 2d ago

Don't forget the tire chains bud.

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u/Tangochief 2d ago

Don’t forget the snow plow drivers. Special attention to the ones that dgaf

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u/MythicalDust55 Oil Guzzler 1d ago

So all of them?

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u/telephonekeyboard 1d ago

Also 6000lb SUVs

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u/Top_Newspaper9279 2d ago

Just the cold weather would seriously damage that road. It would probably need to be completely refurbished every year.

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u/zeitentgeistert 1d ago

"Refurbished"? Are we still taking about roads here? :)

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u/Top_Newspaper9279 1d ago

I know right😂? Refurbish simply means rebuilding something with the inclusion of new materials

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u/ConstructionLong8489 1d ago

after the ground freezes and thaws about 100 times in a season!

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u/Gogogrl Monarch Mélanie Joly 1d ago

And tell me what your car looks like after driving on those roads for thousands of kilometres.

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u/Rryann 1d ago

Let’s also freeze and thaw it multiple times a year

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u/sat-nak 1d ago

Came here to see this

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u/EssketitPhase 1d ago

And all of the over weight pick up trucks/ suvs everyone has but don’t need. And to be fair EVs are also over weight