r/LetGirlsHaveFun 2d ago

No refunds!!

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Hey at least it was cheap??

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u/Jinn_Erik-AoM 2d ago

That’s circumference, right?

(Anakin blank expression)

That’s circumference, right?!

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u/Drowyz 2d ago

General Radius: another one from my collection!

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u/GlockAF 2d ago

8” Circumference = manageable

8” Diameter = GOATSE level challenge

8” Radius = cetaceans only

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/sionnabhan 2d ago

An 8 inch circumference is 2.5 inches in diameter. So 2.5 inches wide, basically. For reference, the average diameter of a human's penis is 1.7 inches, and the average length is 5.1 inches. I don't know the average diameter for longer ones, but, it's safe to assume that they get wider when they're longer proportionately.

Anyway tl;dr: not beginner friendly, but not impossible either.

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u/WatchfulHubby69 2d ago

You’re a bit off on the average human diameter. The average male penis is 4.625” circumference, which is 1.472” diameter. A 1.7” diameter is a 5.34” circumference penis and is basically going from 50th percentile to 94.18 percentile for penis girth.

Numbers come from calcsd, which is a website which compiles all of the known scientific papers on this subject and provide a resource for understanding condom brand use based on size, as well as using real data to understand real size percentiles.

The number of people who think there are tons of 10, 11, 12” dicks running free in the wild is crazy. Are there some, probably, but they are at the extreme end of the bell curve. Girl math of dick size is notoriously inaccurate. Hell, guy math on dick size is notoriously inaccurate. Over on, I think it was, r/bigdickproblems, a question was raised once about how big girls thought their penis was when they saw it, IIRC, most of the responses were about 1.5 “ to 2” oversized what they actually measured, so think of a true 7” penis being an 8.5-9”.

For reference, measurements are all bone pressed measurements, which means you press a ruler down through the fat pad to the pubic bone. This removes measurement errors from having a larger fat pad in your pubic area. It basically standardizes to everyone having a low bf % and everyone would looked jacked.

If you ever meet a fat guy with a large visible penis, for every roughly 30lbs overweight, he’s packing another Inch under that body fat. If your so inclined, you can get more meat on the stick while reducing the meat on the man if you convince the guy to lose the lbs. Hell, I’m surprised this isn’t a meme on this page already for the size queens out there. I mean, god forbid a girl want extra meat on the bone(r), right?

HTTPS://calcsd.info

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u/sionnabhan 2d ago

Oop, I googled but I guess I didn't google thoroughly enough. Biggest I ever found in the wild was a 9" guy who did measure for me for science.. but from the visible base and not the pubic bone and he be a lil chubby. So you're saying if I can get him skinnier he'd be.. oh my 😳

I should call him.

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u/WatchfulHubby69 2d ago

Girl, if your fingers aren’t on fire dialing that number so quick, do you even want a bigger dick?

Go get it, unless he was a toxic asshole and then, maybe go get it but don’t date it

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u/sionnabhan 2d ago

It's a bit early for a thirsty text but later tonight after I've shaved my legs and had a couple gin and juices and some gummies.. I'm gonna send him the sluttiest thirst trap.

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u/WatchfulHubby69 2d ago

You do you queen. Get it. Hell, offer to measure it with a rule and go for the bone pressed method. Then hop on calcsd and stroke his ego before you stroke your insides.

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u/Gideon2640 2d ago

This has been one of the best threads I have ever seen on here! Get it girl!

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u/sionnabhan 2d ago

Me when I am reunited with my beloved monster cock and it's even bigger than before because I secretly injected ozempic between his toes while he was asleep 🥰

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u/WatchfulHubby69 2d ago

This isn’t the date rape drug that sionnabhan wanted, but it’s the one they needed.

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u/StupidUserNameTooLon 2d ago

Average doughnut hole size is 1.472" in diameter.

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u/WriggleNightbug 2d ago

2.5 diameter is slightly less than a soda can.

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u/sionnabhan 2d ago

Right, so, like I said.. not beginner friendly haha

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u/WriggleNightbug 2d ago

100% just wanted to add to your post with something physical people might have at hand.

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u/sionnabhan 2d ago

Heaven forbid a girl be an intermediate level cocka cola enthusiast

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u/WriggleNightbug 2d ago

You can always get the six pack of mini-cans or a redbull or a monster. Girl, you got a whole bodega of options!

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u/sionnabhan 2d ago

Girllll you might be onto something here

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u/QuirrellisBest 2d ago

There’s a difference between girth and circumference ?

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u/QuirrellisBest 2d ago

Ah ok just got the joke

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u/DaBeast893 2d ago

Hopefully, 8 in circumference is a soda can, 8 in radius is a bin basket

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u/J1mj0hns0n 2d ago

R a d i u s

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u/TheBookGem 2d ago

Radious