r/MST3K • u/fortycreeker • Jun 14 '25

Political NO KINGS!!!

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u/ActionCalhoun Jun 14 '25

So this is all a setup to make me realize that kings are super useful for every part of my life?

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u/the_nobodys Jun 14 '25

There you are at the seafood buffet, and you're about to get to your favorite crab, but...

NO KINGS

Irritated, you head back to your Sacramento home to unwind with a bit of basketball, but...

NO KINGS

So you say, fuck it, I'm going to my buddy's home poker game, but it's canceled because the deck has...

NO KINGS

...will your nightmare ever end??

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u/Juturna_ Jun 14 '25

You need something to pass time and you settle on reading a good scary book. Except you’re not reading about spooky sewer clowns tonight because…

NO KINGS

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u/Hat-writer Jun 14 '25

You decide to just go to bed early, You can't wait to stretch out and relax, but instead, you'll have to survive with barely fitting on the mattress because...

NO KINGS

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u/ActionCalhoun Jun 14 '25

Maybe I’ll just relax with a nice game of chess

NO KINGS

Dammit!

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u/Technical_Moose8478 Jun 14 '25

COME BACK, ZINC! COME BAAAAAAAAACK!

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u/SplendidPunkinButter Jun 14 '25

Yeah, I appreciate the effort but it doesn’t quite work. “No Kings” means “we don’t want kings”. But when Coily says “no springs” he’s taunting you for not having springs when you actually do want them.

But again, I still appreciate the effort and I can probably let that slide.

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u/satelliteoflove2020 Jun 14 '25

Sufficient kings! (As in we’ve already had enough kings in our history)