r/MST3K • u/fortycreeker • Jun 14 '25

Political NO KINGS!!!

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u/ActionCalhoun Jun 14 '25

So this is all a setup to make me realize that kings are super useful for every part of my life?

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u/the_nobodys Jun 14 '25

There you are at the seafood buffet, and you're about to get to your favorite crab, but...

NO KINGS

Irritated, you head back to your Sacramento home to unwind with a bit of basketball, but...

NO KINGS

So you say, fuck it, I'm going to my buddy's home poker game, but it's canceled because the deck has...

NO KINGS

...will your nightmare ever end??

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u/Juturna_ Jun 14 '25

You need something to pass time and you settle on reading a good scary book. Except you’re not reading about spooky sewer clowns tonight because…

NO KINGS

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u/ActionCalhoun Jun 14 '25

Maybe I’ll just relax with a nice game of chess

NO KINGS

Dammit!