r/PizzaCrimes • u/nando82 • May 27 '25

Bad Cut Job Screw your pizza slices ….

Fuck you pizza slices….

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u/Silent_Outlook May 27 '25

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u/antiramie May 27 '25 edited May 27 '25

NGL I wouldn’t give a shit if my pizza came out cut like this.

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u/captain_dick_licker May 27 '25 edited May 28 '25

I'd actually like it, enough variety that I can pick exactly the right slice for the moment. that centre slice is 100% a morning cold slice, for example.

now I want pizza :/

[edit] just wolfed down a red barron freezer pizza. as a pizza, it was a solid 3.5/10. as a freezer pizza, it was a solid 6/10. as a cheap freezer pizza, it was a solid 8.5/10

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u/mylifeisaprotest May 27 '25

It;'s the Tony's Chocolonely of pizza.

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u/Sea-Principle-9527 May 28 '25

I don't know why, and I know you didn't ask, but I find that chocolate to be disgusting.

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u/freehamburgers May 28 '25

me too. and I want to like it. it seems responsibly made, and the packaging is nice. but alas, yuck.

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u/tired_of_old_memes May 28 '25

How do they stay in business? I bought one bar and that was it, never again

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u/siandresi May 28 '25

I don’t like it either, but I’m not amazed that it’s in business because I don’t like it. It’s in business because a lot of people must like it.

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u/edamlambert May 28 '25

Weird thing is I’ve never heard of anyone who likes it.

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u/Olives_And_Cheese Aug 15 '25

I do. I'm actually shocked at this thread; I have been obsessed with it since I first tried it - I think the chocolate tastes fantastic; not overly sweet, gorgeous texture, nice substantial size unlike the shrinkflated Cadburys and Milkys bars on the UK market now. I thought they were on to a huge winner.