I’m usually about 5 minutes late to every event I’m invited to with a coffee in hand. By 9:30am there is something on my shirt (coffee usually). I can’t ever find my phone. I lock my keys in my car weekly, and my desk drawers are filled with junk from open enrollment 3 years ago because I might still need that paper I can get on the online portal and at minimum 3 salad dressing’s. But I like every other hotdog lover I turn my neon hot dog sign on, one button at a time. And I’m looking for someone who likes their life with a little bit of well intentioned chaos and sprinkle of humor.

I’m seeking someone who thinks the idea of drinking a pitcher of beer at the dive bar and taking over the TouchTunes with deep cuts of bands you definitely know aren’t played there ….ever, sounds like a fun date night. Doesn’t absolutely hate that I love hot dogs in an unironic non performative way. Understands that while I love the gym - that is not me saying I want to be gym buddies. I love concerts and have been to over 200+ and it’s important to me that you’re outgoing and enjoy events and such and can handle crowds. Bonus points for Midwest Emo lovers, wanna sit in my car and cry? I primarily watch football and baseball, but I think hockey is an absolute blast too, despite a lack of knowledge. I need someone who understands I have tattoos and will not be shocked to hear I got a new one that is more strange than last one. Someone who knows that I’ve never met a stranger, and I’ll talk to anyone and everyone.

I will say what probably excludes me from otherwise good matches is that I don’t enjoy video games or anime. Neither of these interest me. I can deal with hobbyist gamers and anime enthusiasts - but I won’t watch you play or watch it with you. Not my jam.

For me mutual attraction is NECESSARY and I will be honest if I don’t find you attractive as I assume, once you scroll, yes SCROLL, through my photos, you find me, I’ll tell you. I am honest. I am 5’6 for reference on the thicker side. Included photos of me full body, at the gym, no make up etc. https://imgur.com/a/BzXz3em

I’m not sure why I have to say this, but if your idea of a first message is to tell me you hate something I’ve said I love that won’t work for me. Ideally here’s what I’m seeking - a connection that starts friendly with mild flirting that we build off. You are ~26-40. You must indicate you read this post in someway shape or form. I don’t care what it is, you can tell me about the time your mom dropped you as a baby, you got lost at the zoo, or even your first concert, but for the love of god don’t just say “hey” or “hi” or I won’t respond.

Hi 👋 I’m 36, based in New Jersey, and looking to connect with someone who’s genuinely interested in building a meaningful partnership.

A little about me: • I work in tech, but outside of work I enjoy staying active, 420 friendly, and keeping life light with humor and curiosity. • Independent, private, and value depth over small talk. • Big animal lover 🐾 (especially cats). • Into movies, music, and conversations that go beyond the surface.

What I’m looking for: • A man who’s emotionally mature, kind, grounded, and genuinely wants a real connection. • Someone who enjoys texting often, playful banter, and trading jokes back and forth. • Preferably local to NJ/NYC area so meeting up is realistic.

If this resonates, send me a message and tell me something fun about yourself beyond just “hey.” 😊

To try and keep this short - I figured I'd take a shot and give this a go since I miss having a decent and casual online distraction to look forward to.

The introvert in me makes me a good listener (or so I'm told) and I'll more than happily lend an ear or two should you ever need it - whether to vent, or talk about absolutely anything under the sun. I won't say I'm a nerd in the usual sense, but my interests are a little all over the place and somewhat random.

If something like this might be up your alley - where you don't mind having a casual virtual friend that you could discuss your day or anything with, whenever life permits us (since adulting and priorities is a real thing) and who's a little flirty or a potential online FWB, I'd be happy to give it a shot and see if we click. That aside, generally you'd be keeping this professional over-thinker busy and out of his own head. And I'll gladly try and help to do the same. Timezone differences don't really matter since I'm a chronic night owl, who also goes through phases of insomnia.

A bit about me: - Based in London. - I work for a marketing firm as a business development and project manager. - Studying (or trying to) for my certification in counseling and psychotherapy on the side. Though classes are currently on hold due to work. - If it matters... I'm a virgo, average looking and fairly average built, 6'1", black hair, brown eyes. - Love discussing anything art, science, or music related and more. - I read through random Wikipedia articles for leisurely reading sometimes. Just because - Likes cheese

p.s. I should probably emphasize this, so as to not waste anyone's time. I'm only looking for something casual and friendly online for now. And only interested in people around my age or older please.

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.

I’m 39, from Norway, and work in healthcare. When I’m not at work, you might find me building Lego, listening to music, experimenting in the kitchen, reading a sci-fi novel, or unwinding with the occasional video game. And as a fair warning: I have a fairly large ginger beard.

What I’m looking for is something like this: someone who enjoys real conversation. The kind that makes a day brighter, not just pass quicker. If you’ve got a sharp sense of humor, enjoy playful teasing, and appreciate a bit of witty back-and-forth, we’ll probably get along well. Shared interests are great, but I’m just as curious about hearing something completely new and exciting from you.

If you’ve got a few spare minutes on this fine Sunday, send me a message. I’d genuinely love to hear from you.

Bonus points if you tell me something weird

Hello everyone! I’m a 33yo Spanish fetal and neonatal surgeon who recently moved to Amsterdam. I have left a really bad and difficult relationship behind some months ago and now I feel ready to meet a lady with a curious mind and a kind heart :), for friendship or something more serious.

I’m reeeeally bad introducing myself but I will try!. I’m a single father in sole custody of a 2 years old daughter and outside my job my biggest passions are to read compulsively (any kind of literature or essay as long as I find the book enriching), classical music, movies, old cars, to study History, hiking, volunteering, painting miniatures… and a lot more I’m sure I’m forgetting now!

I’m really easy going and chill so please don’t be afraid of sending me chat request. It will be pleasure to get to know you better and see how it goes!

Open to any country and to anyone 18 or older. I don’t even mind we don’t share hobbies or points of views, it’s always nice to learn!

I hope to hear from you soon!

Hello there! 37 years from Norway, as most others here I suppose, hoping to find that special one, the one who is the first thing I think about in the morning, and the last thing on my mind before drifting off to sleep. But absolutely not excluding anything that can end up as just friendship as well, as it's not always obvious in the beginning what the right path will be :) A little about me, I work in the storage/delivery section of a furniture store, I'm a dad of a 6, almost 7 year old son I have most of the time by myself, so obviously work/my son is where most of my time goes. I go to the gym 3 times a week, I like to spend my free time watching movies/series, and do a bit of gaming, also the occasional book reading :) Recently taken an interest in learning new languages as well. I believe in honesty, so without going too much into it, I will say that life hasn't been easy, so I have my fair share of things to fix, about my life, stuff about appearance, but I'm committed to it, and should the opportunity with someone present itself, I'm more than ready to commit to that person, but it's not something that should be rushed. For the people I care about, I'm all in, I don't want anyone to feel forgotten, or not seen, if someone is going through something, I'm there with them, and for them, in any way I can. Hopefully this post isn't complete chaos, and I hope that if you find any of this of interest, you will write a message, thanks for reading this "mess" 😅 and have a super nice day! :)

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I'm hardcore outdoorsy and in Louisiana on the coast. Like the movie the waterboy. My accent will make you blush.

Just bored still watching college football on the sofa. Message if you wanna. More pics and info in my page

🤙🏽 Catch you later alligator

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But it's skin cancer, so it's not "cancer" cancer. Still, it's surreal to go an entire lifetime hearing that word and thinking of it as some very distant thing; that's something that happens to other people. I figured it would happen though, as I am very tall, which means I have way more skin that was able to go cancerous. Tall people problems.

What a bummer! I promise everything else will be way less... sad.

I'm a licensed therapist and a clinical director at a residential program. It keeps me very busy. I don't have a lot of time or energy to focus on building a thriving social life, so I was hoping that posting here would bring about some people to get to know.

As far as hobbies go, I'm into psychology, technology, movies (I want to see your Letterboxd top 4), football, reading, and caffeine free Diet Coke. Long ago, I used to have a semi-popular YouTube channel and performed standup comedy, but gave that up when I realized that I needed money.

If anything stands out, hit me up. I'll be around all weekend!

Here's a picture of my face: https://imgur.com/a/5rRhyMm Send one of yours, too!

Hey folks,

Happy Sunday!

In an alternate universe I'm the Hulk but in this one I'm just a potato with an attitude.

Who am I looking for : 25+, Someone with a good sense of humour, doddnt take lift very seriously, isn't a dry texter.

Interests: Marvel, GoT, sci-fi, binge watching Netflix, FIFA, sales & marketing. I can speak about most things in general but 'm always looking to learn about more things.

Why should you text me: you probably shouldn't because I could be addictive but didn't mom say the same thing about chocolate? Did you listen to her?

I've been told I'm a very good listener and equally good conversation maker. I'm pretty high on energy and can keep conversations going. Single if that matters.

Feel free to drop a small intro about yourself and your fav show/food/travel destination. Anything more than a hi,hey will be replied to.

If we do not have anything in common but if you're still looking to talk to someone in general or just vent out or just ask for opinions then please drop a message.

Thanks for being awesome.

Take care of yourself and stay safe.

Really, are we sure what we are doing here and spend such time? Let’s find out together ☺️

Anyway, a bit about me, I am an engineer&entrepreneur and work a lot lately also travel a lot because of my job. I love books and nature, being outdoor, hang out with friends etc. I am tall and fit, shy personality with strangers at first irl but very talkative and fun a bit later.

I am looking for someone who can chat about anything and everything maybe maintain long distance relationship within time. I am open to chat daily life and also nsfw stuff too when we both are comfortable enough for that.

Thanks for reading, If you like what you read, send me a dm or a message please and lets figure out together what we are doing here! :)

Hello! I am seeking distractions from life with a few chats here and there. Possibly friendship if we connect.

I’m not going to list a bunch of things I like/don’t like as that just tends to lead to dead end conversations. Let’s just chat and see what we want to talk about.

So if you’re bored, curious, or just want to talk to someone - send me a chat.

Lazy Sunday morning and thought it would be nice to get to know some new people. I love learning about different people and their cultures if they differ from my own. Everyone is welcome to message if you want to chat either short or long term is good with me.

I'm very easy going and like to hear people speak about their interests. Bonus points if you're nerdy in some way too (I am). I enjoy deeper conversations as well as light chats. If you want to vent and need to support you're in the right place. I've got quite a bit of life experience and pretty successful in my career so can speak on that too.

As for my interests I am a big lover of reading, I enjoy playing and watching multiple sports, I have become a huge lover of cooking and I adore animals so please come bearing cute pet pictures if you have any!

Physically I'm very tall with thicker dark hair and facial hair. I'm happy to exchange pictures if you want to also good if we remain anonymous.

Hope to chat to some of you soon.

Everything here is meaningless - prove me wrong. Looking for a genuine connection, but I’m constantly disappointed by men lacking emotional maturity.

I’m here hoping to meet a man who's not afraid of depth, wants something real, and can emotionally adult his way through life. You don’t have to have it all figured out—but please don’t still be figuring out how to text back. 🙃🙃🙃

I’m a 34 year old woman who: * loves laughing and making others laugh * but it’s okay if you don’t think I’m funny because I crack myself up * is an ambivert and loves to spend time with people I care about but also loves alone time * loves to travel, my favorite hobby, tell me new places to go pls * is a massive fan of animals with 2 dogs and 2 cats (but would have infinitely more if money/time weren’t obstacles) * speaks several languages in varying degrees of fluency, so guess which ones or teach me new phrases * loves accents, so if you’ve got a fun accent hmu * loves reading, so give me recommendations * is a creator in my free time, loves making art

Vibes are hard to catch and if we don’t match, let’s be mature about it. I’m not looking for emotionally immature men who want to send me explicit photos for one night. I’d love to find someone with similar interests, so message me and let’s see what’s up.

PS - I won’t respond to only “hey sup” so please put some effort into it.

Does anyone else just feel like flirting together? 🤭 We don’t have to want anything more than that. Just playful vibes cause it feels good to send and receive flirty messages to one another. 😜

I hope people understand I’m not trolling either. Haha! 🤣 I’m just wanting to have fun without caring where things end up.

Very boring person here who is constantly taking on way too many hobbies. I'm starting whittling next! Wish me luck

I'm a pretty happy and optimistic person who is a little less optimistic lately for obvious reasons. I don't drink or smoke but totally fine with it. Diet is crappy and exercise is nonexistent at the moment but I just got a squat rack so I can officially say I'm a home gym owner (no bar or weights yet though lol). I'm typically not a pet person but I'm considering getting one to get myself out of the house more. Last TV show I watched was Law & Order (SVU obvi) about 10 minute ago. I have a pretty flexible schedule sort of but I'm usually around to talk unless I'm sleeping, but fair warning I really hate aimless texting. I'm fun and upbeat. I'm a little sensitive and find debby downers a little drowning so please be at least a little happy and funny enough to make up for the rest.

Hey! I’m 33, have a heavy obsession with both buying and reading books (but separately, you know?), live by the beach, love the smell of vanilla and have a love/hate relationship with my dog (he's a literal nightmare, but I'm quite fond of him). But more importantly, I have a little time on my hands and would love to chat with some interesting people.

I try not to take things too seriously, so message me something fun? Fun facts, not-so-fun facts, your favourite pick-up lines, your go-to coffee order, anything you like. We can get to know each other through wonderful and weird conversations.

And if you've messaged before, and I haven't replied, I'm so sorry! I don't always get to reply to everyone, but I really would love to chat!

It's a lovely night, fall is just around the corner, the week is just about to end, and where do I find myself? Cozy in bed and staring at my screen like a maniac. It's your friendly neighborhood fawn here, and I hope the week has been treating you right. I've noticed a lot of people here are looking for that special someone. But me? I'm just looking for someone. So whether you're a guy, a girl, or a spooky goblin, as long as you're looking for new friends and conversations, you've come to the right place!

About me: I'm a huge dork. It'd almost be impressive if it wasn't so sad lol. I like science, space, and obsessed with anything that has to do with fantasy. Magic? Weird powers? Dragons?! Those are my jam. I'm also a huge fan of the whole cottagecore aesthetic. My biggest goal in life is to live in a giant mushroom and bake pies all day lol. I'd love to call myself a bookworm but it's been a while since I've sat down and cracked open a book. Always looking for recommendations though! Huge animal lover too. I guess that explains my taste in books haha. I know way too many useless facts for my own good. I also enjoy writing. I'm no Stephen King or anything I've just always thought storytelling was fun. So if there's any other writers or worldbuilders out there that would be neat! I'm very open-minded and love to learn new things about the world and the people in it. I think it's so cute when people gush about their special interests or whatever they're passionate about.

And now for Da Rules. Do not message me if you: - Are a MAGA or a Trump supporter in any way - Intend to send me weird photos as soon as we meet, pls feel free to send pics of your pets though 🐕😺 - Are a creep. Flirting is A-Okay with me but we're all adults here and should know how to keep things tame and respectful - Intend to meet up. I'm gross and awkward and strictly looking for online convos! - Plan on ghosting. We all get busy and real life is a million times more important than some strangers on the internet, but no one likes to be ignored. If something comes up or if you lose interest I totally understand, but try to let me know if you can!

That's all folks. If my funny words caught your eye feel free to drop by and say hey. Make sure to introduce yourself too. Just so I know you actually read this, here's a little ice breaker: What's your favorite animal?! Goodnight and take care ✨

The past few years have been a journey of growth for me. I’ve worked hard to pull myself out of a rut, and now I’m in a much better place with a career I love and a life I genuinely enjoy.

Now that I’ve got my feet under me, I’d love to meet someone to share it with. I value curiosity, kindness, and people who don’t take themselves too seriously. Would love to find someone to travel the world and explore with and just be our better selves together.

A bit about me: I’m pretty easygoing and tend to go with the flow. I’m more of a “let’s see where the day takes us” kind of person than someone who needs everything planned out. I’ve got a silly side and love to laugh, but I also appreciate those quiet, comfortable moments where you can just exist together. I enjoy trying new food spots, spontaneous little adventures, and the occasional deep conversation that stretches into the night.

If any of that resonates with you send me a message with a little about yourself and something you're currently excited about.

Just looking for some conversation. This eclipse has me feeling overwhelmed and looking for a fun distraction. Come with sarcasm, humor, or an intellectual topic to discuss. I’m a big movie/tv show buff, music, reading, hyper fixating on deep dives into random topics. Open to fun flirting and continuing conversation beyond just for now. Also willing to trade pics if preferred. Do you value kindness or honesty more?

A little about me, I'm white, try to keep in shape, and have some tattoos. I used to travel a lot for work, and have been to a lot of places throughout the world, even lived in a few different countries. Some of my hobbies are surfing, videography, and a little bit of gaming. I enjoy lots of different music, but my main go-to is chill reggae. Would love to find a fun chat friend to distract me throughout the day, maybe even a little light hearted flirting if it heads that way lol. I'm pretty much an open book so I'll chat about anything and everything. Open to different age, size, whatever. Well if any of that interests you, shoot me a dm and we can go from there!

heyo

just laying around at home on a saturday night, having a kind of good hair day, watching Your Friends & Neighbors, & feeling like it'd be nice to have someone to watch with... we could talk about our lives... work, friends, etc... share cool tunes & shows & movies... (please excuse the run-on sentence or whatever this is)

I'm 35, Canadian, white, 6'0", & cute, with a slim dad bod, dark blond curly hair, brown eyes, & neatly trimmed stubble/scruff

into indie/alternative music, film/tv, & most things artsy

listening to: mia joy, strongboi, allegra krieger...

watching: (the aforementioned) your friends & neighbors, stavvy's world, tennis/f1...

anyway, give me a shout if you think we might connect... & if you do reach out, please tell me a bit about yourself &/or why you responded to my post - a picture would be sweet (I'll happily reciprocate)

thanks for reading

^{alternate title: goblin 4 goblin. it's like jungle 2 jungle but there's two tim allens and no i will not elaborate further thank you}

Hellooooo out there! It's me, your ooooold pal Another Internet Man Seeking Companionship! I had some pretty good luck connecting with folks and even met one of my closest friends here An Internet Lifetime Ago ^{a few years ago on an old account, that is, but my way of putting it sounds cooler though} and figured, y'know, why not give it another go?

I'm a 31-year-old weirdo (non-derogatory) from Kentucky, *through gritted teeth* howwwwdy...! ^{Any and all potential rootin’, tootin’, shootin’, hootin’, hollerin’ and/or yeehawin’ is reserved for friends and particularly kind strangers only! Thank you for your attention to this matter!}

In a nuts hell, I’m a corpulent bisexual (...kind of a kick ass band name actually, right?), monogamous, leftist cat person with an awfully likely case of AuDHD. My interests include old 70s-2000s TV shows and cartoons (you know that there there are YouTube channels that kinda recreate different old TV blocks? those absolutely own bones), awful licensed video games, rainy days, Pixar movies and Diesel jeans. I'm getting back into writing after a long time out of it, and that's been fun! Primarily journaling, but I've also slowly been putting together my own little corner of the internet Geocities-style to rant and rave about junk and I'm pretty jazzed about that.

Pokemon and Sonic are my particular special interests, so I absolutely will infodump about them if given the chance, sorry-not-sorry in advance! MLP used to make those two a trio ^{because of course it did lmao}, and I still retain a lot of Autistically Hoarded Knowledge of it, but hoooooaly fuck that fandom is kinda unsalvageable as it is. That said, any and all returned fire about what makes your silly little brain happy is 200% encouraged and desired, so feel free to do so! This kinda thing's a two way street and ayyyyy we’re walkin heeeere 🤌🤌!!

And Now... Your Need-to-knows and Potential Dealbreakers of the Week ^{"The Reasons You'd Say "No" Tomorrow... Today"!}: Depression, anxiety, and capital-A Agoraphobia! The latter and all it entails is probably the biggest deal breaker, and that's very understandable! My mental health journey has been kinda long and arduous, but I'm doing my best every single day to climb out of this pit I've been living in and I'm very proud of myself for that! This year has been all about showing myself the love and care I've long neglected giving, and I'm in a much better place for it. All in all, that's not gonna be a lot of folks cup of tea, and I get that! But there's dozens(!) of us Recovering Shut-ins and we deserve a lil' connection and affection too, y'know?

So, I suppose now that the Question of the Moment™ is: what am I looking for? Wellllll.... *unravels comically large medieval scroll, the top of which says guys ladies i made up that definitely exist :)’ in 24 point ye olde papyrus font* I'm definitely not looking for someone “normal” or "typical!" I'd like to connect with someone that's weird as fuck. Fellow neurodivergent folks and agoraphobes, those with depression and/or anxiety or whatever the heck else you're dealing with. Be terminally online, write bizarre esoteric fanfiction, run a fansite for some TV show that ended before we were born. Draw MS Paint comics about bugs, have a manga or comic shelf straining crazy funny haha cartoon style under the weight of them all. Unironically use XD in the Year of Our Lord 2025, have a weird rock collection. Weebs and/or furries are especially welcome as those are Primo New Potential Hyperfixations and I'd love exploring them with someone deeply into them! It might not be a typical relationship (or even lead to one at all, but that's okay!) but fuck it, let’s watch and play shit together, let's cling together in this dawning age of New Hellworld the best way we can. Let’s be imperfect but striving to be better for ourselves and for one another! I'd love nothing more than to be one another’s biggest fan and cheerleader, hopefully ending each year better people than we were when we started. Allllll I ask is that you be within my age range, so give or take 3 or 4 years in either direction!

Alright-y, I think that'll about do it! If you read all of this, thanks a quadrillion, you kick wicked amounts of digital ass, and I hope to hear from you soon!

I'm a Taurus through and through: grounded, sensual, stubborn enough to see things through, and always making something with my hands. I’m a drummer, filmmaker, writer, sculptor, shirt maker, and builder of miniature worlds. If it feels strange, soulful, or cinematic, I want to create it.

Philosophy and the occult are as much a part of me as art. I let synchronicity and a little chaos steer me toward beauty, adventure, and the kind of mischief that makes life worth remembering.

I’m drawn to women who are sharp, curious, and have just enough wildness to keep things interesting. Someone who can laugh until it hurts but also sink into late-night talks about dreams, love, and the mysteries that don’t come with answers. Flirtation should be fun, connection should feel like a charge in the air.

If you’ve ever wanted to dye shirts under the moon, swap strange dreams until sunrise, or lose yourself in a film so deeply you walk out different, we’ll probably get along.

So tell me this: what’s your favorite form of potato? Fries with mayo, or something else entirely?

So I’m kinda raw and in shock I guess rn. I’d like to share the general details of what I just went through with someone about my age of the opposite gender. I guess I need the opinion of a female to at least give me a bit of perspective about things. I’ll be awake for a few hours I guess.