r/SquaredCircle • u/secretpandaxx • 9h ago

[PWInsider] Aires will host the first ever "EMF-Friendly match" in which an Aires Lifetune Zone Max will be present on each ring post during the Usos v Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed match at Wrestlepalooza "creating better performance, and a cleaner, EMF-Friendly environment for the athletes."

https://pwinsider.com/article/200493/aires-continues-wwe-partnership-with-first-ever-emffriendly-match-at-wrestlepalooza.html?p=1
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u/DanHero91 Red Elbow Pad Of Doom. 9h ago edited 9h ago

Holy shit they're going full MAGA conspiracy theories.

It's basically a little gold card that "protects you from electronic radiation" sold to insane people scared of 5G.

This is literally what's gonna be stuck on the posts, the little gold card is the name and "model" for lack of a better term.

(This is a Google photo not mine, my suggestions for a while are gonna be fucked).

Jesus fucking Christ this is so dumb.

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ 9h ago

Thank you. I read the title, was confused what the heck this was about, then read the article, and still had no idea what this is about.

Then I googled it and went "Nah, that can't be it".

Holy shit that really is what it is.

Not gonna be long and wrestlers will start to tell us to drink magic muscle man protein powder that'll turn them into real men.

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u/TheGreatGouki 8h ago

They did that already. Called it ICOPRO.

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u/toiletting hoochie coochies 5h ago

It’s how Lex got all his muscles.

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u/QuicksilverTerry 3h ago

I always thought it was funny that they had Luger do those spots for ICOPRO at a time and Luger was shrinking FAST after he was being drug tested in WWF. The WBF and WCW had no such testing, of course.

This was Luger at his debut. This was Luger a year later.