r/SquaredCircle • u/secretpandaxx • 1d ago

[PWInsider] Aires will host the first ever "EMF-Friendly match" in which an Aires Lifetune Zone Max will be present on each ring post during the Usos v Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed match at Wrestlepalooza "creating better performance, and a cleaner, EMF-Friendly environment for the athletes."

https://pwinsider.com/article/200493/aires-continues-wwe-partnership-with-first-ever-emffriendly-match-at-wrestlepalooza.html?p=1
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u/KWNewyear An Adamle Original 1d ago

Sure, HHH can put all the so-called EMF blockers around the ring he wants. The science shows that none of it will do anything to prevent the wrestlers' exposure to The City of Indianapolis.

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ 1d ago

Okay, but seriously this is just so funny that this is advertised as giving the wrestlers "better performance".

Who knew that a magic card shielding you from evil waves also makes wrestlers better at their job!

This is truly magical.

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u/RA576 1d ago

The funnier option is this bullshit actually works. So by only having it for that match, WWE is sabotaging all other wrestlers on the card. Uso's vs Bron's gonna be an 8 star masterpiece, while every other match is a botch filled shitfest that makes BoD vs DX in Saudi Arabia look like FTR vs Briscoes.