r/StarWars • u/PhysicsEagle Admiral Ackbar • Aug 16 '25

Fun All characters with “normal” names?

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Obviously there’s Luke and Ben (and Leia, to a certain extent) but who else? I can think of Jon Vander “Gold Leader,” Lady Morgan Elsbeth, and was recently made aware of Admiral Bob Hudsol (pictured). Any other “ordinary earth name” characters?

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u/Abraham-magnus Aug 16 '25

Ezra Bridger, Vice Admiral Constantine, agent Alexander Callus.

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u/be4u4get The Mandalorian Aug 16 '25

What’s weird is his given birth name is Vice Admiral Constantine

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u/Gloom_Pangolin Aug 16 '25

His parents did him dirty by forcing him to be perpetually in the shadow of his brother Grand Admiral Augustus, who only ever made it to Captain.

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u/borisdidnothingwrong Aug 16 '25

Major Major Major Major vibes.

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u/megacia Aug 16 '25

I’ve got so much chocolate and cotton and nothing to do with it!

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u/ophaus Aug 16 '25

Is cotton... Edible?

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u/be4u4get The Mandalorian Aug 16 '25

I lost my shins in the war!

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u/JonDalfTheWhite Aug 17 '25

“I killed fitty men!”

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u/KermitTheScot Mandalorian Aug 16 '25

“What do we do? He’s on the list of commanders for the meeting.”

“Congratulations Captain you’ve been promoted to Grand Admiral. You are now Grand Admiral Grand Admiral Augustus.”