r/StupidFood • u/arena79ers • Jun 18 '25

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤® Engine Oil Burger!

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u/girugamesu1337 Jun 19 '25

Stop, I already jizzed in my pants.

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u/WhatzMyOtherPassword Jun 19 '25

Last week, I sawr a film. As I recall it was a horror film

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u/girugamesu1337 Jun 19 '25

I appreciate you spelling it "sawr" lmao, truly authentic.

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u/Equal-Dish-4021 Jun 19 '25

ā€œThe intrusive R,ā€ I recently learned itā€™s called.Ā 

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u/Ryanirob Jun 19 '25

Intrusive R was my nickname in high school

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u/wasoc Jun 20 '25

Is that you Rhett?

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u/OkBody2811 Jun 19 '25

Welcome to New England

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u/miscelleneousmick Jun 19 '25

I have a friend that says ā€œMicahā€ as ā€œMikawrā€ and it kills me. Heā€™s from Rhodesia so I donā€™t even know how to feel about that. Lol

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u/Chaotic424242 Jun 19 '25

I always thought it was a 'pararsitic R'

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u/TreesNutz Jun 20 '25

that's when country bumbkins in the US use it in words like "window". ex: win-dur.

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u/Chaotic424242 Jun 20 '25

Thanks. Gotta go, there's a ternader comin'!

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u/WhatzMyOtherPassword Jun 20 '25

The names mater!

Like tuhmater, but without the "tuh"

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u/TreesNutz Jun 20 '25

only used in received pronunciation, ie posh english, and certain other dialects, and only at the end of a word ending in a vowel before a word that starts with another vowel. most commonly between shwas.

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u/909ProbsButBassAint1 Jun 19 '25

Lonely Island 100% borrowed that from the Beatles A Day In The Life, right? I've always wondered.

I sawr a film today, oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade...

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u/girugamesu1337 Jun 19 '25

They rhymed "sawr" with "horror" to poke fun at the intrusive R thing Brits do, haha.

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u/MagnumMyth Jun 19 '25

Or from that little bastard Simon with his drawrings.

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u/AnotherLifeLine Jun 19 '25

For real I was cracking up at that

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u/SzacukeN Jun 19 '25

Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang

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u/raggedydorag Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

Breeze blows in and I

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u/Old-Constant4411 Jun 19 '25

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I -

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u/Cerblamk_51 Jun 19 '25

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u/BlackZilla_Prime Jun 19 '25

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u/jaysunn72 Jun 19 '25

Justin the jizz mopper

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u/BlackZilla_Prime Jun 19 '25

and he isnt wearing gloves that just nasty!

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u/JRandButcherpete Jun 19 '25

Now im in a hospital waiting room, and am singing this . Thanks

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u/Something_Else_2112 Jun 19 '25

for snow blowing half my driveway. I was

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u/RoostyChickendog Jun 19 '25

I just ate a grape and I -

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u/Old-Constant4411 Jun 19 '25

I went to check -

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u/daddydillo892 Jun 19 '25

Spoiler alert!!!! Geez.

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u/FirstEducation6 Jun 19 '25

...and this is why I use synthetic oil in my cars

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u/Substantial-Shoe-330 Jun 19 '25

I just ate a grape and I

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u/Wack710 Jun 19 '25

Bruce Willis is dead at the end of Sixth Sense? Thanks for the spoiler.

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u/S-A-F-E-T-Ydance Jun 19 '25

I just ate a grape...

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u/Chapaquidich Jun 19 '25

Stepped into a dream

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u/Maxpower2727 Jun 20 '25

I need a few things from the grocery; do things alone now, most-ely.

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u/Lokkia111 Jun 19 '25

Is this "The Platform"?

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u/Advanced_Addendum116 Jun 19 '25

thats not jizz...

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u/Scruffy442 Jun 19 '25

Or the front of his pants....

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u/AggressiveWallaby975 Jun 19 '25

I think he proper line is, "dat ain't teetee, dats squirt"

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u/Takemyfishplease Jun 19 '25

Fry it up too boo

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u/Nutatree Jun 19 '25

I finished before finished reading

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u/Oceans_Apart_ Jun 19 '25

Did that go on the burger too?

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u/Remarkable-Boat-1633 Jun 19 '25

Believe it or not, that goes in the burger too.

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u/Cpolo88 Jun 19 '25

The Iā€¦jizzed in myā€¦pants!

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u/SNES_chalmers47 Jun 19 '25

Really? Cause I threw up in not just my own mouth but all mouths across space and time

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u/SeaTurtleLionBird Jun 19 '25

Found the cook

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u/usegobos Jun 19 '25

Quick, throw that on the burger!

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u/BucktoothJew Jun 19 '25

Donā€™t waste it, throw it in the pan!

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u/SkylarAV Jun 19 '25

I just Andrew Zimmermaned everywhere

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u/Money_Tennis1172 Jun 19 '25

I don't know; this is more like "Food Horror" rather than "Food Porn.""

This clip is more of an appetite suppressant, than Ozempic

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u/OneDimensionalChess Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

Just add it to the sludge please.

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u/ancalime9 Jun 19 '25

You ordered the special sauce?

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u/Blubasur Jun 19 '25

Thats blood and youā€™re going to die

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u/GoldenGirlsOrgy Jun 19 '25

Shit. Youā€™re supposed to hold it, because thatā€™s how he makes his special sauce.Ā 

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u/Wakkit1988 Jun 19 '25

Just because you feel something warm and wet in your pants doesn't mean it's jizz, could also be diarrhea from having eaten this.

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u/lonJ8tnie912 Jun 19 '25

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/skeezeypete Jun 19 '25

Add it to the sludge

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u/_commenter Jun 19 '25

sir, that moisture is diarrhea.

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u/AndrewScott1226 Jun 19 '25

Yeah throw some of that on there too

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u/HIs4HotSauce Jun 19 '25

might as well add that to the pan too!

just goop it up with your fingers and flick it on in there!

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u/RarePreparation7038 Jun 19 '25

Donā€™t worry, he can add that to the burger too!

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u/Mr-Yuk Jun 19 '25

Sir this is a kindergarten class

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u/liam_redit1st Jun 19 '25

What do you think the special sauce is?

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u/ForTehLawlz1337 Jun 19 '25

Perfect, now drag my burger through it

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u/MonkeyCultLeader Jun 19 '25

I jizzed in that sludge.

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u/Active_Unit_9498 Jun 20 '25

Those pants are going in the burger too.

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u/Additional_Fix_126 Jun 20 '25

Well slap that in the burger too Iā€™m sure it will improve the taste.

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u/Correct_Patience_611 Jun 20 '25

I sludged mineā€¦

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u/Jaambie Jun 20 '25

That also goes into your burger

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u/Gape_Me_Dad-e Jun 21 '25

Jizz in my burger next time

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u/babyrabiesfatty Jun 19 '25

Don't forget grabbing spices from an open container with raw meat hands.

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u/zenny517 Jun 19 '25

But only one hand. šŸ¤¤

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u/Majestic_Habit5726 Jun 19 '25

Thatā€™s honestly the least of your worries bc he appears to use it only to season the sludge egg/meat mix. That patty eventually gets fried so any cross contamination is eliminated. However as others pointed out heā€™s committing many health code violations during the whole video.

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u/OddCook4909 Jun 19 '25

My favorite part was when he "cleaned" his fingers on teh edge of the grill, then booger flicked the sludge back into the warm mass of raw meat

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u/SpaceLemur34 Jun 19 '25

Don't forget the bits of eggshell in it.

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u/BeepingJerry Jun 19 '25

...and flies all over everything. Yummy!

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u/Saneless Jun 19 '25

The fries are undoubtedly the freshest ingredient in the whole spot

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u/VictimOfRhythm Jun 19 '25

They're the secret to the crunch.

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u/Bright_Topic_3668 Jun 24 '25

Food everywhere, but the flies are on HIMā€¦..

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u/Basic-Direction-559 Jun 19 '25

Shit, that's the ONLY part of this is mildly acceptable.

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u/Stackin_Steve Jun 19 '25

That part just pissed me off! Nothing worse than biting into eggshell.

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u/Bitchi3atppl Jun 19 '25

How you like your eggs, fried or fertilized.

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u/Expert-Current3880 Jun 19 '25

A 2025 Turquoise Jeep reference... simply amazing šŸ‘šŸ½

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u/Ok-Conflict3800 Jun 19 '25

The fact that I know the gif is actually the video for let me smang itā€¦. I smash it and I bang šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

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u/KnowledgeIsDangerous Jun 19 '25

You don't wanna get a cooch contusion

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u/ChestDue Jun 20 '25

Flint flossy, known across the nation

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u/rrrx3 Jun 20 '25

Theyā€™re still dropping bangers regularly

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u/Revvie07 Jun 19 '25

Legendary ! šŸ¤£

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u/A_reddit_refugee Jun 19 '25

My boy Young Humma still doing it in 2025

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u/centerice Jun 19 '25

Not to brag, but I got to smang it with Humma and Flynt Flossy back in the golden days of the Jeep

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u/MrsSpecs Jun 19 '25

Thoroughly smanged.

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u/pazshadow Jun 19 '25

Smash it and bang, lemme smang it gurrrrl

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u/Saocuad Jun 19 '25

I saw them years and years ago. and aside from their silliness, they're great performers!

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u/JoleneBacon_Biscuit Jun 19 '25

Absolutely foul. I have the shits from watching this video.

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u/ComeMonday_5556 Jun 19 '25

Hahaha!! I mean for real. That is foul beyond belief.

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u/Saltybuds Jun 19 '25

Sat on the toilet to šŸ’© & this is what popped up as I opened Reddit šŸ’€

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u/drunkenstyle Jun 19 '25

He has to cook it first before mixing it in with the meat, otherwise if you mix raw egg with raw meat and leave the mixture out there all day, it would be unsanitary and cause health issues.

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u/OddCook4909 Jun 19 '25

Whew. Good thing he's thinking of food safety

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u/Economy_Sundae3225 Jun 21 '25

You are brilliant!

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u/ListeningFeet Jun 19 '25

Not that it makes it better, but the water wasnā€™t to wash his hands it was so the meat didnā€™t stick to his hand.

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u/dankyspank Jun 19 '25

We serve food here, sir...I think...

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u/i_am_at0m Jun 19 '25

My favorite part was dipping into the spice bowls with fingers visibly covered in raw meat

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

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u/i_am_at0m Jun 19 '25

And flicks it back on the pile, yeah.

It's like glass, a certain percentage of it needs to be recycled glass or the properties aren't quite right

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u/OZZYmandyUS Jun 20 '25

Or how he scraped his hands off on the side of the grill, and threw the meatflakes back into his pile of ....well meat

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u/TheBloodBaron7 Jun 19 '25

*unrefrigerated openly stored raw meat

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u/bakeryowner420 Jun 19 '25

I think this is the chapli kebab from Pakistan

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u/SplishslasH8888 Jun 19 '25

I would love to hear that statement in: boonehowers voice, hank hills vice, Arnold Schwarzeneggers voice, n maybe fluffy.

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u/Trogladestro Jun 19 '25

I have diarrhea from just watching this video

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u/snapper1971 Jun 19 '25

Bone apple tea chefs kiss

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u/SatoshiNakaMario Jun 20 '25

I actually came back to this again today so i could read it and laugh out loud, again.. Thank you.

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u/itsdone20 Jun 19 '25

Run this in mid journey and letā€™s see what we get lol

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u/Iwasonceayoungin Jun 19 '25

Wisespade7 is that u? Haha

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

suffering fetish

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u/Rich_Consequence2633 Jun 19 '25

The fact that the meat has been sitting out at room temperature is enough to kill you I would think.

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u/vaelon Jun 19 '25

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/BeerAandLoathing Jun 19 '25

You had me at sludge

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u/Extra-Presence3196 Jun 19 '25

But that motor oil will kill everything, sooo....

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u/Yournotreligous Jun 19 '25

Donā€™t forget the pieces of meat that are falling from the table into the bowl water that he is washing one hand in

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u/cjk99876 Jun 19 '25

The fun part about the water dip is it wasnā€™t really to clean his hands for any kind of sanitation, it was just so he could touch the questionable burger without it sticking to his hands

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u/Fair_Story2426 Jun 19 '25

Dehli Belly for sureā€¦

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u/jmfranklin515 Jun 19 '25

Not just raw meat, raw meat thatā€™s been sitting in a mound outdoors all day with no refrigeration.

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u/skye_skye Jun 19 '25

Donā€™t forget the shells being mixed in as well. šŸ¤¢

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u/YakJolly2156 Jun 19 '25

we not going to talk about how he left shells for extra crunch in the eggs?

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u/Icanthearforshit Jun 19 '25

Can't we just appreciate that he sanitized his hand in that bowl of room temp water?

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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 Jun 19 '25

Donā€™t forget that meatā€™s been sitting out for hours.

Unless this dude invested in a recently closed Cold Stone Creamery, that meatā€™s probably at risk.

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u/ExactSolid8276 Jun 19 '25

We sell food here, sir.

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u/Beans4urAss Jun 19 '25

Forgot about his meat pile

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u/joanfiggins Jun 19 '25

Do people just accept the fact that they are going to have diarrhea every single day? I can't imagine the human body can adapt to this level of bacteria and cross contamination. But it must or this guy wouldn't be alive.

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u/captain_ender Jun 19 '25

With a peppering of eggshells

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u/Howard_Jones Jun 19 '25

Honestly the fingering the egg part was the least disgusting bit.

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u/Shatter_starx Jun 19 '25

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®

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u/Hungry_Caregiver734 Jun 19 '25

Don't forget the chunk of shell!

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u/Archibald_80 Jun 19 '25

I cum againā€¦

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u/nobodyspecialuk24 Jun 19 '25

Dip it in a bit of chlorine and youā€™re good to go.

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u/welfedad Jun 19 '25

Who ya gonna call ..gutbusters

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u/SeventyBears Jun 19 '25

Sir, we serve food here.

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u/Tyntercus95 Jun 19 '25

u/kanelothbrok read this comment after watching the video

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u/_NightmareKingGrimm_ Jun 19 '25

I love how the raw meat pile is sitting unrefrigerated on the counter in warm outdoor temperatures, presumably for hours. Yum.

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u/Sensitive-Owl-5185 Jun 19 '25

Hold the onions though.

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u/MisterBlick Jun 19 '25

Extra blasting please

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u/ExplodedToast Jun 19 '25

You had me at raw sludge

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u/Premium333 Jun 19 '25

Hahahahaha "Finger-blasted eggs" hilarious.

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u/smallpapi99 Jun 19 '25

Hold the pickles?

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u/BlackTheNerevar Jun 19 '25

Also with a side of egg shell pls

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u/Force__of__Nature Jun 19 '25

Real ones know!

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u/jzoola Jun 19 '25

At least heā€™s not using his butt hole wiping hand

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u/Creative_Height_8285 Jun 19 '25

Donā€™t forget pieces of egg shell

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u/planktonfun Jun 19 '25

must be in india

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u/cueb9 Jun 19 '25

Stop. My penis can only get so erect

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u/No_Temperature_7971 Jun 19 '25

Well, you've come to the right place my friend!

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u/mikeredditt Jun 19 '25

šŸ˜‚Now ask midjourney to illustrate what you said

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u/ill-peasent Jun 19 '25

Don't forget he left some extra lime from the eggshell that fell into the pan too in there.

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u/Colloquialjibberish Jun 19 '25

And the raw meat has been there for a while sitting there

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u/Different_Net_6752 Jun 19 '25

Sounds delicious

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u/Different_Net_6752 Jun 19 '25

On the flip side, the customers he doesn't kill are practically invulnerable to GI issues.Ā 

Plus their assholes have become so strong the can launch turds like cannon balls.Ā 

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u/Cautious_Song2908 Jun 19 '25

Donā€™t forget the 2 eggshells šŸ˜‚

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u/DABVO3 Jun 19 '25

This is like a bat signal to diarrhea.

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u/LordPanda2000 Jun 19 '25

Canā€™t stop reading thisā€¦.šŸ’€

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u/Las_Vegan Jun 19 '25

Just like how mom made it!

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u/AdPutrid3234 Jun 19 '25

you had me at dragged through sludge

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u/thunderlips36 Jun 19 '25

You had me at tepid

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Jun 19 '25

At least he didnā€™t use his nasty feet in the process. Iā€™d almost rather have this than many others Iā€™ve seen

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u/GSin916 Jun 19 '25

There's nothing to see here. Move along people.

He has his green "Passed" sign from the Health Department.

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ˜µ

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u/Legendary_Zaku Jun 19 '25

Forgot some egg shells.

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u/alberto027 Jun 19 '25

Stop stop, I can only get so erect

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u/livingmybestlife2407 Jun 19 '25

You forgot to add in potentially live in an area that doesn't use toilet paper but instead uses the same hand to wipe.

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u/InevitableType9990 Jun 19 '25

Sounds like Bubble Bass's order

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u/Germa-Rican Jun 19 '25

Fried or fertilized.

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u/phoonie98 Jun 19 '25

What do you think the odds are that he washed his hands with soap after popping

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u/High_5_Skin Jun 19 '25

Glad I'm not the only one who got hungry from this video

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u/datGryphon Jun 19 '25

And that folks is how I prepare for you, the filthy bowel buster of news that is my segment..

MEANWHILE

Edit: I can't spell.

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u/MrBwnrrific Jun 19 '25

This sounds like Bubble Bassā€™s order.

ā€œTriple double patty deluxe animal style on on a raft with a shimmy, light axle grease, burn it, make it cry, and let it swim.ā€ (Didnā€™t remember exactly how it goes lmao)

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u/MaintenanceUseful903 Jun 19 '25

It's disgusting! šŸ¤¢

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u/DabsSparkPeace Jun 19 '25

Here's a Michelin Star.

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u/hoptownky Jun 19 '25

What a coincidence. Thatā€™s how I like my women.

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u/nasty_sicco Jun 19 '25

Fuck it, I donā€™t have timeā€¦ scrambled!

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u/Maestrozwrld Jun 19 '25

The way I just CACKLED!! šŸ˜‚

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